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 Aug 8 2006, 02:27 PM
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^ All he does is roundhouse kick people. And the occasional REAAALLLY slow backspin.
That's so lame. |
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Aug 8 2006, 02:28 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
He's like Jackie Chan. Or Jet Li. (Chuck Norris, that is)
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Aug 8 2006, 08:54 PM
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So you mean to tell me that if you locked Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer in a ring, you all really believe that Jack would come out on top?
Chuck Norris, all the way. The dude has indian spirits on his side, I don't care how many bombs you defuse or nuclear fallouts you prevent, Chuck Norris has done 2 times as many in every season of Walker Texas Ranger, and you can't beat the Indians. |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:07 PM
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Jack Bauer unseated the President of the United States
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Aug 8 2006, 10:35 PM
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Yea, after Chuck Norris kicked the seat out from under him.
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Aug 8 2006, 10:36 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
See?
The only thing Chuck Norris is famous for is his KICKS! Jack Bauer can do so much more. And is that tatoo real? |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM
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Jack Bauer can't do much more when Chuck Norris connects with a roundhouse kick to his face. Besides, Chuck Norris can do a lot more, he has a gun, he hardly uses it...thats restraint, because he is a Ninja master.
Yea, it's very real, lol. |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Well, sometimes bullets are faster than the infamous round house kicks.
And hot tattoo. Does it have a special meaning or something? |
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Aug 8 2006, 10:43 PM
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And Chuck Norris is faster then bullets.
Yea, it's a tribal wave pattern that is on a ring that I always wear. It represents my connection with the ocean, since I've bodyboarded for 6 years and surfed for 4. The 4 triangles represent N, S, E, W like in a compass, because like my sig says "Life Is A Journey". Sometimes we all get lost and need directions. I designed it myself. |
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Aug 8 2006, 11:52 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
That is one awesome tattoo. Even cooler since you designed it.
And how is Chuck faster than bullets? And I dont see Chuck saving the WORLD! No, he's only saving, Texas. Which is always in need of saving. Since, I'm from Texas and all. |
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Aug 9 2006, 12:27 AM
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 mon cheri amour x Group: Member Posts: 2,349 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,530 |
i think chuck norris is hot.
 
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Aug 9 2006, 08:05 AM
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See, exactly my point. Chuck Norris has a full time job. Jack Bauer doesn't. He just comes in to save the world. Chuck Norris stops crime before it gets to the point of threatening the world. He stops it in Texas.
btw-Thanks for the tattoo comments, much appreciated. It's nice to get some feedback. |
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Aug 9 2006, 09:24 AM
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^ He has a full time job - he's been Director of the Counter-Terroist Unit, Field Ops Director, Special Assistant to the Department of Defense.. the list goes on and on....
And he used to run missions for the CIA |
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Aug 9 2006, 09:53 AM
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Sounds like he's over compensating for something. No man should have that many titles. They need just one.
Walker, Texas Ranger. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:22 AM
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^ He's had a lot fo titles too - think about his movies.
Jack Bauer kept being moved around because he disregarded protocol... which made some people mad. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:26 AM
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Besides, those aren't full time jobs. By full time I mean 24/7. Everyone knows Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. The Ranger is on call, all the time; always.
=P |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:30 AM
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Jack Bauer is always on call - he's pulled 48 hours of no-sleep. And saved the world.
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Aug 9 2006, 10:36 AM
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Chuck Norris has just one title. Awesome.
And there is no room for disregards to protocol. One who does such things lacks discipline. Chuck Norris does not lack these things, for they come with years of kicking butt. 48 hours?? One time I heard that Chuck Norris held his breath for 48 hours. lol...this is getting ridiculous. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:45 AM
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 I'm laughing...! |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:53 AM
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wow...were still on this topic...
old people > young people. |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:00 AM
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lol, yea, this is keeping me entertained at work, lol. Although people walk by behind me and ask me whats up with the picture in my signature, lol.
See? Ninjas support Chuck Norris. You can't kill a Ninja; therefore Chuck Norris can't be defeated, even in meaningless CB polls. Victory is sweet. |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:38 AM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
*sigh*
I've come to this conclusion. Whatever. |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:55 AM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
It's alright Chuck Norris will make everything all better with his karate chop action. =]
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Aug 9 2006, 11:56 AM
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I think thats a win. =P
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Aug 9 2006, 11:58 AM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Christ, all he ever does is Karate. That went out about 6000 years ago.
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