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Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
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technicolour
post Aug 7 2006, 02:12 PM
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The only time I see Chuch Norris on television is when he's doing those stupid fitness workout infomercials. Oooh yeah! PWNED!
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:13 PM
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Chuck did way more in his career but i don't remember so much cause I was a youngin. But yeah Jack is getting up there slowly but surely. But I still think Chuck wins for expierence and he can still give a mean Karate Chop.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:16 PM
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Jack pwns all.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM
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CHUCK NORRIS will just Karate Chop a Bomb and it will be defused and the world will be saved. Duh.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM
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Jack will dissapear in two years after the movie. Then he will be a nobody. Chuck will never go away. He's Walker Texas Ranger. That show alone has been played over and over way more than 24 has episodes.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:22 PM
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^ Wanna bet? A channel here quit playing Walker reruns so that they COULD play 24 reruns.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM
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^ Every Chuck fan at school admitted Jack Bauer's supremacy
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM
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But no matter how many times they shoe 24 reruns walker will always be ahead because his reruns have been on for years!!
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:24 PM
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Things tend to die the older they get.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:25 PM
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Who wants to watch 1 hour show re-runs? I'd rather watch a 30 minute climatix episode
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:30 PM
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Yes they tend to die when they get older but this is CHUCK NORRIS! He has a cartoon show on cartoon network at 5 in the morning. Work out commercials on 24/7 and Walker reruns on 24/7. Jack cant beat that.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:31 PM
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Work out commercials 24/7? He has them on at 3 in the morning when barely anyones awake.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:36 PM
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Yeah, and with a woman who is stuck in the 80s clothing wise.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 03:01 PM
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>.> well it doesnt matter because Chuck is winning.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 03:11 PM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=gt1kR9wJkOM


Happy?
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 03:15 PM
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Okay, well you know what's strange? My friend is obessed with Chuck Norris, and right when he told me I saw this topic. Mhm blink.gif. I don't know which I like more. Hmm...Chuck Norris I guess? Since my friend likes him. >>; But I don't know who they are. ;P
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 1:11 PM) *


Hahaha hilarious.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 4:11 PM) *


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post Aug 7 2006, 05:50 PM
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^Oh jesus. Funny thing is that im seeing all these Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer adds in the little ad section. Funny stuff. Oh and its 10 to 8 Chucks up!
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:04 PM
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^ not for long boxing.gif Jack will win!
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:05 PM
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We will see when i get back who has won. Hehe see you guys in 2weeks.
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 12:15 AM
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jack bauer PWNS. and what kind of gay name is chuck norris any way? huh? jack bauer WILL kick those ninja butts. and he'll do it way cooler than chuck norris would have.
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 01:27 PM
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^ Duh!
That's common knowledge.

Bad thing is, he's losing now...
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 02:24 PM
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No. You simply cannot beat Chuck Norris. No matter how many sigs or avs you make, no matter how much you worship Jack, it is simply not possible.

Chuck Norris FTW.
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 02:26 PM
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What's so special about Chuck anyways?
 

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