Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer |
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 Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
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 Krista.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319  |
Jack Bauer. Hands down. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:29 PM
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What!? Chuck wins hands down. At least when a guy comes up from behind trying to put him to sleep he has some skills to get out of it. Unlike Jack the captured and beaten to near death Bauer.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:40 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
 ?!But Jack will always find a way to get out if it. Either that, or it's part of the plan. 
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Aug 5 2006, 12:47 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
I dont think getting your ass kicked that bad is part of a plan XD.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
Once Jack escapes, he whoops their butts twice as hard.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I vote for Tony Jaa.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:51 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
Well well Chuck Noris doesnt do push ups he pushes the earth down oooo!!!
But seriously Jack has little to none fighting skills compared to Chuck. If they were to fight i believe it would be like watching Mike Tyson fighting a 5 year old. |
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Aug 5 2006, 12:53 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
Jack has wits. He knows what he's doing.
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| *Kathleen* |
Aug 5 2006, 01:08 PM
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Aww. This is tough, although I haven't watched "24" too much.. Hrm. Then again, I really have watched about one episode of "Walker Texas Ranger."
 I'll go with Jack, though. I mean, Chuck got the bridge. The least we can give Jack is this poll.
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 5 2006, 01:11 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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| *digital.fragrance* |
Aug 5 2006, 01:58 PM
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Jack. His hand is a gun. And his aviators are sexy.
Not to mention that he named his kitten "Chuck" cuz he's a pussy. |
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Aug 5 2006, 02:16 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
Le pout. Wheres my back up!?
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Aug 5 2006, 02:34 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 2:16 PM)  Le pout. Wheres my back up!? Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer! Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?! |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 5 2006, 02:38 PM
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Before seeing some of your sigs, I had no idea who Jack Bauer is.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:32 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
That's sad Kevin. Very sad.
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 5 2006, 03:44 PM
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Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 5 2006, 2:34 PM) Chuck was so last year. Bring on the year of Jack Bauer! Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Yes, the joke says superman wears those but who cares?! Yes! Year of the Bauer!  Actually, I think that's one of those facts. Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.  Or maybe it was Batman...
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Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 5 2006, 4:44 PM) Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no idea either. I'm sorry, but that's sad. 
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Aug 5 2006, 03:48 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Well clearly they dont know who saves the world every fall television season. Tsk tsk.
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Aug 5 2006, 03:49 PM
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Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all still alive right now.
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Aug 5 2006, 04:04 PM
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Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day......
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| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Aug 5 2006, 04:06 PM
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^LMAO. I don`t know who the
hell Jack Bauer is, so Chuck Norris. |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 5 2006, 04:09 PM
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I take it back, Vin Diesel > All.
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| *digital.fragrance* |
Aug 5 2006, 04:11 PM
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^ OMGOSH! The T.V. series "24" on FOX - The Website
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Aug 5 2006, 04:13 PM
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show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 4:04 PM) I dont see how you can save the day every season in 1day...... Sure you can. The CSI team solves murders in one hour. Why can't Jack save the world in a day? |
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