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post Jul 26 2006, 09:58 AM
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I remember my mom talking about Japan back when it was only her, my father, and the first 3 cihldren of the family (10 years before I was born) ..they all went in a hot spring together...seeing as how all the people have to be naked <_<


OKAY horrible image


Don't you hate it when parents talk about this "fun" time and they sound all innocent but you just can't help but get scary images?!

IT'S DISTURBING
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 09:59 AM
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For a second I thought you closed it
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:00 AM
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lolo suzzette. no this never happend to me, but my grandparents tell us stories about china, and have to go to the toilet thats all smelly and dig holes and everything
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:00 AM
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rofl ew I hope they don't tell those stories in the dinner table
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:01 AM
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no and OMG I HAVE THIS STORY
GIVE ME LIKE 2 MINTUES TO TYPE THIS.oops caps

ok so last night we had string beasns and meat with gravy sauce to eat with our rice, and the string beans are from my granparents garden, okay so, my dad goes, wow these beans are sweet, and my mom goes, i wonder what they used to fertilize the string beans./ALL SARCASM<<<. hahaha my grnadparents use their OWN PEE AND BIRD POO to fertilize their vvegatbles.BAHAHAHAA. we knew this forever.but my dad alwasy brigns it up
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:04 AM
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i was in china once and i saw some little kid pee in the same river/stream these other kids were swimming nude in.
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:04 AM
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW SHIT EEEEEEEEEW MELISSA EEEW

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EEEW CAKE EW
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:04 AM
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Nothing wrong with nudity. It's natural, man.
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:05 AM
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<_< im 15.. you expect me to be that mature?!
and my parents... nude

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post Jul 26 2006, 10:08 AM
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BAHAHAH i love yens reaction to my lil story.
my sister told me that she peed in the shower.AND I THOUGHT IT WAS NASTY. and she told us at the dinner table, then my dad goes TO MY MOM, WHAT, YOU LET HER PEE IN THE BATH TUB!?!?. abhahah it was so funny, but its ansty cuz she says she does it all the time, and i use the same shower as her.EHHH nasty pee bath tub, but i washed it every time,ew and she leaves all her hariy hair in the tub
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:09 AM
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dude if I were I'd spray clorox everywhere in the bathroom... I mean... maybe your sister ain't tellin the whole story!
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:10 AM
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ok so last night we had string beasns and meat with gravy sauce to eat with our rice, and the string beans are from my granparents garden, okay so, my dad goes, wow these beans are sweet, and my mom goes, i wonder what they used to fertilize the string beans./ALL SARCASM<<<. hahaha my grnadparents use their OWN PEE AND BIRD POO to fertilize their vvegatbles.BAHAHAHAA. we knew this forever.but my dad alwasy brigns it up


^ GAHHH!! Eww..sick.gif

LMAO. Okay. I have no stories. sad.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:11 AM
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oh yea, one more lil story about my sister, SHE PEES ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT, AND LEAVES PUDDLES OF PEE ON THE SEAT, AND SHE NEVER WIPES IT!!!!its like she misses the whole toilet.LOL. and shes 12. and dumb.
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:12 AM
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EEW LOL SHE'S 12?! ROFL DOES SHE NEED TO USE A URINAL?!
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:13 AM
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ROFLLMAO YA I THINK SO!!! AND SHEE LEAVES BLOOD STAINS ON IT AND ITS FREAKING DISGUSTING.

i think i need a whole new topic for my sister.tehe
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:14 AM
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dude that's disgusting! *throws away snickers*GAAH you guys should bring home those toilet seat covers you get in fancy public bathrooms
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:15 AM
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OM GI HAVE ANTOHER STORY ABOUT HER.
-starts typing it out-

okay so we're in canada[me,sister,cousins,grandparents] visiting our relatives and all.and my sister HAD TO GO TOT HE BATHROOM REALLLY BAD, i guess. and then my cousins were in there washing their hands and talking and stuff because we just came back from the park, then she told them that she has to go PEE REALLY BAD, and we told her theres another bathroom downstairs,but she doesnt want to go, and my cousins told her that, then she has to wait, but then we tell her that, we're all girls, doesnt matter, but she too stoopid, so then she goes' i have to peeeeee' then what does she do?


SHE PEES RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR AND IN HER PANTS.rodldlma omg it wasso funny, she peed all over the rug, and everyone was yelling at her for not going on the toilet,BAHAHAHAHAHA.she was right there, right in front of the toilet, wow.

OMG I HAVE ANOTHER STORY!!!! ill post it after this one.heheh
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:16 AM
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rofl wtf Melissa, stop making your sister look bad

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post Jul 26 2006, 10:20 AM
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another one
-types it out-
okayyyyyy another one about her and the bathroom,LOL
okay so my sister was watching tv i guess, and she FARTS REALLLY EXTREMMMLY LOUD.it was funny, i laugh at loud farts, and then she goes upstairs to got to the bathroom,THEN she says, SHE POOPED IN HER PANTS,LOLOLOL OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY, that fart was not only a fart,but POOP!!!! LOLOLOLOADSFLASF
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:21 AM
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LOL MELISSA I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOUR SISTER
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:21 AM
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I think the worst thing is picturing your grandparents having sex. sick.gif

My mom told me that some people in the province suck their kid's poop out when they're constipated.. ............. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW sick.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:22 AM
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QUOTE(french_fries @ Jul 26 2006, 11:21 AM) *
I think the worst thing is picturing your grandparents having sex. sick.gif

My mom told me that some people in the province suck their kid's poop out when they're constipated.. ............. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW sick.gif

LOL SHE'S LYING ROFL MY MOM SAID THE SAME THING AND WHEN WE WENT, IT TURNS OUT THEY DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT LOLOLOLOL


I heard my dad got neutered in the province..and they used a hammer and a pair of scissors... OUCH
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:23 AM
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LOL YEN..NEUTURED?!?! BAAHAHA

i cant think of any more of my sister. or me. hmm.ill think HARDER bahaha

edit OMG I HAD TO POST THIS HERE, THE OTHER TOPIC IS CLOSED!!!!!
I MADE IT TO THE TOP 10 POSTERS!!!! FOR THE FIRSST TIME IN MY LIFEEEEEEE
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:26 AM
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dude I heard back then that girls used long stones to... yeah o_O

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congrats Melissa!
 
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:29 AM
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OMG I HEARD THAT TOO YEN!!!!
my grandparents said that if your poo couldnt come out, they would use sticks to take it out of the butt.
OMG THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, i always slept over my grandparent hosue when i was little because my parents were working, and i guess i had tto take a shitttt, and then, my granmother told me that, my grandfateher used to take my poo out with a stick so i can poo.LLOLOLOL.
 
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