Gaim's funniest home convos Options

[*mipadi*]

I don't suppose many of you play around with libgaim's source code (libgaim is the engine behind the instant messaging client Gaim), but while I was poking through it, I found that the lead developer of libgaim packages a text file of funny and ridiculous conversations along with the source code (those crazy Linux devs). He calls it "Gaim's funniest home convos". Anyway, I pulled the text file from the source and decided to post it up, for those of you who don't look through libgaim's source code on a regular basis. May I present to you…

Gaim's funniest home convos

[*kryogenix*]

Oh yeah? I read and compile gaim's source code for fun every Tuesday night. And I defrag my hard drive for thrills. In DOS. While my parents are smashing beer bottles over my head.

It's a pretty interesting find. "Yeah. Cars suck at swimming."

[*mipadi*]

Must be hard to compile libgaim source in DOS.

[*kryogenix*]

Must be hard to compile libgaim source in DOS.

Yeah. You had to wake up at 10 PM and it finishes at 11 PM the next day. At the same time, you gotta hit up up down down left right left right b a b a in order to make sure the computer doesn't die on you. And at the same time, people are setting you on fire. And we were thankful

But you tell this to kids these days, and they won't believe you! You kids have it easy these days, with your XP this, Vista that.

[*mipadi*]

Haha—here's another good text file from the Gaim source code. It's called "The Penguin". (Wrapped this in code tags to preserve the spacing of the original file.)

CODE

The Penguin

by Rob Flynn <rob@marko.net>
   and
   Jeramey Crawford <jacrawf@marko.net>


Once upon a term'nal dreary, while I hack'ed, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten code--
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a beeping,
As of some one gently feeping, feeping using damn talk mode.
"'Tis some hacker," I muttered, "beeping using damn talk mode--
                          Only this. I hate talk mode."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak semester,
And college life wrought its terror as the school year became a bore.
Eagerly I wished for privledges;--higher access I sought to borrow
For my term'nal, unceasing sorrow--sorrow for a file called core--
For the rare and radiant files of .c  the coders call the core--
                           Access Denied.  Chown me more.

"Open Source," did all mutter, when, with very little flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Penguin of the saintly days of yore.
Quite a bit obese was he; having eaten lots of fish had he,
But, by deign of Finnish programmer, he sat in the middle of my floor--
Looking upon my dusty term'nal in the middle of my floor--
                           Came, and sat, and nothing more.

Then the tubby bird beguiling my sad code into shining,
By the free and open decorum of the message that it bore,
"Though thy term'nal be dusty and slow," he said, "Linux be not craven!"
And thus I installed a new OS far from the proprietary shore--
The kernel code open but documentation lacking on this shore.
                           Quoth the Penguin, "pipe grep more!"

Much I marvelled this rotund fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning--little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help believing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird in the middle of his floor--
Bird or beast sitting in the middle of his cluttered floor,
                           With such instructions as "pipe grep more."

But the Penguin, sitting lonely in that cluttered floor, spoke only
Those words, as if its soul in that instruction he did outpour.
Nothing more did he need utter; understood did I among that clutter--
Understood his command as I could scarcely do a few moments before--
I typed as furious as was willed me, understanding just a minute before.
                           Again the bird said "pipe grep more!"

"Amazing!" said I, "Penguin we will conquor the world if you will!
By the Network that interconnects us--by that Finn we both adore--
We'll take this very world by storm!" For now grasped I what he'd meant,
The thing I do while searching /usr/doc/* for that wond'rous lore--
Those compendiums of plaintext documentation and descriptive lore.
                           Quoth the Penguin, "pipe grep more!"

And the Penguin, never waddling, still is sitting, still is sitting
In the middle of my room and still very cluttered floor;
And his eyes have all the seeming of the free beer I am drinking
And the term'nal-light o'er him glowing throws his shadows on the floor;
And this OS from out the shadows that is pow'ring my term'nal on the floor
                            Shall be dominating--"Pipe grep more!"