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BrokenDream
post Jul 21 2006, 01:23 AM
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Bored.
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:24 AM
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Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
 
no-name
post Jul 21 2006, 01:26 AM
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yawn :)
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*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:30 AM
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Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
 
*Freaky Krazer*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:34 AM
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hit me baby one more time?
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:34 AM
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A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
 
no-name
post Jul 21 2006, 01:36 AM
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I no longer have my car..it caught on fire
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:40 AM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 21 2006, 2:34 AM) *
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Are there a lot of these type of accidents?
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:43 AM
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Lets just say, "I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home. "
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:45 AM
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a;ghfds;ghadg YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "You wouldn't believe"!
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:46 AM
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Lol Sorry, Im a bit rusty on a few of the scenes.


Which car company do you work for?
 
iDecay
post Jul 21 2006, 01:47 AM
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*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 21 2006, 2:46 AM) *
Lol Sorry, Im a bit rusty on a few of the scenes.
Which car company do you work for?

A major one.
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*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 21 2006, 01:51 AM
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motherf**ker! You hit me in the ear!
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:09 AM
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Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:28 AM
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Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
 
no-name
post Jul 21 2006, 02:39 AM
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yawn :)
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I would of slapped you in the face.
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:39 AM
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Guess I fcuked up..
 
*salcha4u*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:41 AM
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NO THAT WAS PERFECT
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:41 AM
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No, that was perfect! *hits you in the chest* _smile.gif
 
no-name
post Jul 21 2006, 02:43 AM
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yawn :)
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Random question to everyone

Would you rather be thrown out 27-story window or caught on fire next to a gas pump?
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:47 AM
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throb.gif Is that what a real man looks like?
 
no-name
post Jul 21 2006, 02:48 AM
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yawn :)
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^huh?
 
*baby_in_blue*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:51 AM
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^LOL. I don`t get it either.
 
*Kathleen*
post Jul 21 2006, 02:52 AM
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Oh to answer your question - I'd say jumping off the building.
 
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