To the upcoming (highschool) freshmen: Options

[jennyjenny]

I got this from a Myspace bulletin.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're the lowest of the low.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are Not cool.

2) Everyone Does hate you.

3) You Are annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up because you sound gay.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

- You're "The Class of '10" haha... enough said.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07, '08, and '09




-If you're an UpperClassmen: repost this

I find it funny because every year, I heard, the freshmen get more and more slutty that one day they'll probably just go to school wearing nothing.

How was your freshman year in highschool? Share some stories.
What's your advice for the upcoming (highschool) freshmen?
If you're going to college, how excited are you?

My advice is to participate in anything you can join because freshman year in highschool will probably be your best, in my opinion.

[*I Shot JFK*]

and behold, they were dazzled by his wit.

then they threw sticks.

[*Statistik*]

and behold, they were dazzled by his wit.

then they threw sticks.

Afhgsazhfwh ...



Let the picture speak ..

[NatiMarie]

Yes...Freshmen do get a little overconfident.
=P

Har, good luck Freshies.

[Jeng]

lil freshman.ILL EAT YOU.











just kidding.

[*I Shot JFK*]

Afhgsazhfwh ...



Let the picture speak ..

why let the picture speak, though?

cant you say something clever?

im still better looking than you, anyway, so i wouldnt wonder too far down that path.

[Jeng]

lolol james x;









dont be so mean.

[*I Shot JFK*]

why?

not my fault he opens himself up to it.

lol. easy sport.

[*Statistik*]

why let the picture speak, though?

cant you say something clever?

im still better looking than you, anyway, so i wouldnt wonder too far down that path.

^Hmm, yeah that's good looking.




No. YOU WILL NEVER GET A GIRL WITH THAT FACE OMFG I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT YOU ARE SO f**king UGLY, SURE I MIGHT NOT BE GOOD LOOKING TO BE HONEST, BUT WITH THAT KIND OF FACE, THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFYING FACE I HAVE EVER SEEN .. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU REMIND ME OF? AN ELF .. LOL .. DAMN NOSE IS TRIANGULAR .. THIS UK LIVING GUY SAYS HE'S GOOD LOOKING .. HAHAHA .. SIGH .. you should be a new mascot for america's new makeover I'm really really sorry .. ridiculous ..

sorry, I just laughed so hard when I saw that picture. OMFG.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

My freshman year was GREAT. And my freshman year pretty much contradicts your advice. I truly was friends with a LOOOT of people. My 3 best friends were 2 juniors and a sophomore all of whom were considered the popular kids. I dressed in baggy jeans and girly shirts or girl pants and guy shirts. I wore hoops, if that's what you're referring to as bracelets in the ears, but so did pretty much everybody else, if you weren't wearing regular studs or pretty chandelier things. I also slicked my bangs to my face ( but not anymore though,. takes too much time and im lazy ) The freshman class at my school had status like the juniors. The sophmores were hated and the seniors were just cool no matter who they kicked it with how they dressed or what they did because they were all more or less friendly. Im actually mistaken for a junior a LOT, so i guess freshman wasnt written all over me, and I've been with boys older than me.

(: Yuup.

[*I Shot JFK*]

sigh...

jason, that argument STILL doesnt achieve anything...

ah well. what does it matter when i will apparently be living a life of celibacy with a bag over my head, eh?

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Heh. I was with you when you bought that shirt.

Jason...ah. Remind me, why were we not supposed to be mean to him, again? He really just invites it.

[*I Shot JFK*]

im also wearing that shirt right now, as it happens.

oh, and those jeans. but with a belt.

what a coinicidence.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Hm, how funny. Have you sufficiently outgrown the horrid yellow one, by the way?

[*I Shot JFK*]

i dont know, i havent worn it for years. i dont think iv eout grown so much as stopped wearing it, because my grey crab shack t-shirt still fits. although it is tight. bu ti refuse to throw it out, as i love it.

much as i would love to converse in this thread, i have to go, as there is an interesting documentary abou tpolygamous mormon sects about to start. should be a laugh riot.

ttyl.

[AngryBaby]

stop spamming. you're ruing my cb experience

[*Statistik*]

Your the type of freshman that gets locked in the bathroom/stuffed in a locker. Whatever.

... ....

07 baby.

Let's wait until September.

Evan-awwww

[*suddenly she*]

i loved freshman year, thanks. :)

i almost expected it to be a disaster since my brother was going to be a junior. he was the "freshman hater" of the school, but in a totally joking way - he wouldn't call the freshmen by their names and just called them all freshmen.

when i started my year at school it was... completely different? my close friends ended up being upperclassmen, including my boyfriend. when my other friends were in their freshman year, they were all like "omgsh there's so much homework and we have quizzes and tests every day and homework on weekends" but it's seriously not that bad... the worst thing that happened to me was a twenty-page paper i finished in a couple days (i ended up staying up until five or so with friends writing).

the general rule with freshman year: don't be an immature idiot.

[TaintedDesires]

I thought freshman year was ok. I liked sophmore year better. I had classes with the upperclassmen and it was fun. My advice to you incoming freshman: Try as many things as possible because later, you're not going to be able to do them.