attention upcoming sophomores Options

[sadolakced acid]

okay, i don't have myspace, so i can't post this, but you peoples go do that.


----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're not the lowest of the low. But you still suck.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are still Not cool.

2) Everyone still hates you.

3) You Are still annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a S-O-P-H-O-M-O-R-E. not a "sophie" or a sophmore. shut up because you sound like an idiot.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07 and `08 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has sophomore written all over you.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a sophomore...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.

importantly: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. YOU'RE STILL NO BETTER THAN THE FRESHMEN, AND DO NOT TRY TO ACT IT. DON'T GIVE THE FRESHMEN SHIT ABOUT BEING FRESHMEN- YOU'RE NO BETTER. ALL UPPERCLASSMEN (AND DON'T EVEN THINK THAT INCLUDES SOPHOMORES) WOULD RATHER HAVE TWO CLASSES OF FRESHMEN INSTEAD OF ONE CLASS OF SOPHOMORES. YOU'RE JUST THAT BAD.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE YOUNGEST DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. DON'T TRY TO BE COOL. DON'T TRY ANYTHING. AND STOP YELLING ABOUT 'STUPID FRESHMEN' IN THE HALLS. YOU JUST LOOK STUPID.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07 and '08.


-If you're an UpperClassmen (who the hell decided upperclassmen included sophomores? upperclassmen= juniors and seniors. underclassmen= sophomores and freshmen.) : repost this

[Nicolatofu]

haha nice. A lot of stuff up there I know people do, but it makes them cool at our school. I dunno maybe it's just people around here.

My fav. is "- You'll never be as hott as the '07 and `08 people. So don't try." haha go class of 08!

[*incoherent*]

you have a point and i like it.

[*Girthy*]

Hahaha....

[technicolour]

I love you Justin.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Hahaha

[iDecay]

I love you.

[Jeng]

BAHAHAH YOU ALL BETTER FOLLOW THOSE RULES. the lockers in my school are big this year, so if anyone does any of that stuff, imma stuff you in.[I CAN FIT IN ONE] its pretty neat.hehe

[SarahxJoy]

Awesome stuff.

Juniors and seniors rock.

[BOOGERSHAHA]

hm, new idea. high schoolers aren't cool, period. haha okay i'll stop with the elitism, especially since cb is filled with middle/high schoolers.

but seriously, only seniors should be regarded as the ones who "rule" the school.

[*chaneun*]

I'm a freshman and I reposted it on MySpace. :D

[*I Shot JFK*]

wait... im really confused now.

is there a thread exactly like this for freshmen, or am i nuts?

*edit*

ok, right, im with it. yes. fine.

[SylverLunarSweet...]

i admire that you went through and changed the correct portions. ...at least, to the best of my knowledge.

i shall try to do as you say. but, why think about school now? i have one more month of summer, and i shall enjoy every last bit of it.

[ItsAMansWorld]

upcoming sophomores...

none of this really matters. don't fret.

[*jooleeah*]

funny how i'm supposed to take this offensively? none of this matters to me at all..

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Underclassmen.

[*lolita kitty*]

I wonder who'se going to make the juniors one..

[*salcha4u*]

Hhahaha '09 sucks still. Underclassmen.

[amivicky]

There's a topic exactly like this about freshmen. It even has some of the same things listed.

But I heard sophomore year is the worst. Yay.

[*AngelicEyz00*]

You're all lame anyway.

[nyctophiliac]

this is stupid
it's just like the freshmen one
NONE of this shit happens anyways

[sprezzatura]

It is like 99% similar to the freshmen one...
And sophomores aren't that bad either.

[Looow]

09 09 09 !!

Hahaha. I don't want to be a sophomore. I rather be a freshmen. 10th seems to .. blah, plain.

[nyctophiliac]

09 09 09 !!

Hahaha. I don't want to be a sophomore. I rather be a freshmen. 10th seems to .. blah, plain.

I feel the same way
cuz freshmen year...it's like w00 new school
sophomore...you're kind of just there
junior...almost a senior
and then senior...it's like...you're almost done with school
that kind of doesn't make sense...but oh well

[Looow]

^ no no, it does make sense. that's what im saying . haha. i rather be freshiee.