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 Jul 16 2006, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE "1. it's gross" gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something.. seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands... you try cleaning the urine that are trapped in there or something ... it can be affected. QUOTE and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do. you're saying .. guys never pee in their pants by accident? we do have to be careful so it doesnt squirt everywhere ... what? our urine does have stain ... YELLOW/ORANGE. it looked more like shit .. which looks even worse. QUOTE "2. painful" yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it. who doesnt cry from boner? sometimes ... boner do cross the the usual limit. it's very fusterating if .... it pees out of control. QUOTE "3. annoying" so is wiping blood from my vagina. well, it's even more annoying if ... someone actually sees a boner. QUOTE "4. you cant even walk because it hurts" yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss. Yep. QUOTE "5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em." Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :] Yep. boner are very viewable. Pee stains are embarasing too. QUOTE "6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups" your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups. how would you know? i had done it before ... by accident. i was too close to the small bench at school. QUOTE "7. Poke an eye out" your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye. uh ..... unless you're sucking someone's dick .. yeah. QUOTE "8. Very hard to pee" well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee. well, at least ... you dont have to get all that urine splattering everywhere. QUOTE "9. Higher blood pressure" less blood :] sureeeeeeeeeee. |
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| *gsun821* |
Aug 21 2006, 05:08 PM
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boners do get pretty annoying
especially when you're not wearing jeans it makes your pants stick out and that's hard to hide however if you are slick enough you can manage to adjust down there real quick when standing up and stuff the boners that happen for no reason can really piss you off after a while |
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Aug 21 2006, 06:17 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 16 2006, 8:38 PM)  Why not? Why not? Well, at least you can pee! I mean, more blood in the popper and less blood everywhere else. first of all you can have a boner if at any age of your life time even during the prema-ture ages ....i remember having a boner whas i was in kindergarten , no joke ....she used to have all these romantic book novel covers with pictures of girls and guys half naked ...so i guess its harder for girls ...because pms and perions start at specific ages in your life unlike boners when you can have it at 3 . But umm just too let some of you know ...boners are erections that are can be easily seen , when your wearing clothing or when your covered. |
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Jan 7 2007, 08:31 PM
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 dfhgklfhksdhd Group: Member Posts: 146 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,454 |
i get them all the time.
i mean id ont even have to think about something dirty. it just happens like that. |
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| *a painefull euphoria* |
Jan 13 2007, 10:20 AM
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QUOTE "1. it's gross" gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something.. seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands... um...umm...um...i never ever have gotten ..that all over my hands. i honestly dont touch that area durring that time unless its for cleaning purposes. and please dont take pictures. the only pictures i want are ones of seth green naked. thats it. QUOTE "3. annoying" so is wiping blood from my vagina thank for poisoning my mind with that colorfull description. |
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Jan 13 2007, 11:35 AM
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 This is my second account ^^ Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 469,073 |
I was talking to this little freshman kid at my school and he was telling me how much it sucks....but im SURE its not as bad as getting your period. syaing something "not sexual" wont make a period go away .
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Jan 14 2007, 05:49 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
I have never been in such a situation to see a guy getting a boner and hopefully I won't be in that situation either.
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Jan 14 2007, 03:54 PM
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 ¤ The Fatal Virus ¤ Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 488,115 |
Eh, it happens. I deal with it. If I am at school, I just go about my day as if nothing is going on. So what if I have a boner. I'm willing to bet that at that exact moment, at least....200 guys in that whole school are having the same problem. So0o0o0o, regardless of what people say or think, its not going to stop me.
Besides, can you find a funnier reason to laugh at yourself? EDIT: QUOTE(AngelbreeZ @ Jul 16 2006, 6:40 PM) Ugh they are so annoying, but it's a good thing to have thick jeans lol  Actually, not such a good idea. Sweat pants are a hell of a lot more confortable if you get a boner than jeans. The sweat pants conform to your body so they move for the erection. Jeans are made of denim...which doesnt do that. So rather than moving, it is stuck there...filling up with more and more blood and after a while, it starts to hurt. |
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Jan 14 2007, 09:51 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
Thats why Evan be rocking sweats everyday day son
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Jan 15 2007, 02:58 AM
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 chinky Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
ew.
boners. lol. |
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Jan 15 2007, 10:44 AM
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i cant talk to a guy when hes got one. i cant even talk to my boyfriend when he has one beacuse i start laughing
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Jan 15 2007, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE(Gypsy Eyes @ Jun 19 2006, 10:26 PM) It's really funny when guys get them in the water. During my lifeguarding test the person I was strapping into the backboard got one. Now that was awkward HAHA. This is really late, but wow.. Aww. Poor Jackie!
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Jan 15 2007, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jan 14 2007, 6:51 PM) Thats why Evan be rocking sweats everyday day son  isn`t that even more noticeable?
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Jan 16 2007, 01:55 AM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
 welll one time i randomly got one then i saw one of my good friends and i was wearing shorts so there was nothing i could do and i had to hug her =/ she giggled after i know she felt it
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Jan 16 2007, 05:23 PM
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 ~+Blood +Seeker+~ Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,286 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 23 2006, 12:05 PM) I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious depends on the guy but yeah same here lol true true |
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Jan 16 2007, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE(black_heart @ Jan 16 2007, 6:55 AM) welll one time i randomly got one then i saw one of my good friends and i was wearing shorts so there was nothing i could do and i had to hug her =/ she giggled after i know she felt it its called self control buddy. |
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Jan 16 2007, 07:03 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
hmm, i dont think ive ever seen a boner in real life.
maybe in movies. |
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Jan 16 2007, 07:19 PM
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i get self-conscience thinking someone might have seen it; if it happens to show up in class..
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