To the upcoming (highschool) freshmen: Options

[jennyjenny]

I got this from a Myspace bulletin.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Congratulations....now you're the lowest of the low.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

1) You are Not cool.

2) Everyone Does hate you.

3) You Are annoying.

- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.

if you have sex you don't need tell everyone. Nobody cares....really.

- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up because you sound gay.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 people. So don't try.

- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

- You're "The Class of '10" haha... enough said.

-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your shit still stinks.

-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.

- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.

- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.

- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.

- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.

- Don't get a reputation- you dont want to be known!

- Don't talk trash to be cool. You're not.

- Don't think your cool just because you know upperclassmen

- Don't act tough;; you'll get no where except more people will wanna fight you.

- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.

Welcome to hell.

Believe me---You CAN'T win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.


Sincerely,

The Classes of '07, '08, and '09




-If you're an UpperClassmen: repost this

I find it funny because every year, I heard, the freshmen get more and more slutty that one day they'll probably just go to school wearing nothing.

How was your freshman year in highschool? Share some stories.
What's your advice for the upcoming (highschool) freshmen?
If you're going to college, how excited are you?

My advice is to participate in anything you can join because freshman year in highschool will probably be your best, in my opinion.

[*lolita kitty*]

WOW. I'm sure high schoolers do 90% of the stuff on that list (Like wearing abercrombie, dressing emo, bragging about sex, wearing baggy pants, starting drama, etc).

And even though I'm entering the 9th grade this fall, it'll be at the same preforming arts school I went to last year. It's middle and high school mixed, so I won't be the lowest of the low.

[pinacoolada]

LOL... I'm an incoming freshman and all that is very true..

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Haha. Wh00t. c/o 07@!@!@!@!

[amivicky]

Yes, last year a lot of the freshmen in my grade did all of those things...they still do, actually. It's so immature.

My advice: Don't try and become friends with upperclassmen. If it's meant to happen, it will. That, and don't whore yourself around older guys. No one older will respect you, even if they act nice around you.

[ghjgfkgfk]

that's funny

[*jooleeah*]

Haha, I saw a ton of those posted. I wonder if people actually take that seriously. At my school, nobody really cares...

[bballchick1]

Wow..I don't find any of that true.

I just finished my freshman year, and it was soooo much better than I thought it would be. Way less stressful too, and I didn't even really notice the older students. Most of the seniors I didn't even know were seniors until somebody pointed it out.

Freshman year of high school was awesome for me, so, I hope people going into their first year of high school aren't scared and actually believe that stuff.

But then, it's funny at the same time..and I will definitely repost that on my myspace.

[jue]

I'm an incoming freshman. I see that posted like everywhere I go. Hopefully, none of that will happen to me, and i'll live through my freshmen year peacefully.

[*salcha4u*]

Class of '10...hahahahahahaha

Freshman year was actually the best year for me. Sophomore year sucked...junior year WILL suck.

[*chaneun*]

c/o 02 WOOO!

[*Shinji_Mimura*]

^ GG AP classes.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Class of 10, thats cute.

[iDecay]

Haha. I remember reading that. K1m added comments to them.

So basically, I thought that bulliten was really stupid. Yeah, I'm going to 9th grade. No stories. -_-

[*salcha4u*]

Nah, but it's funny. I like looking at freshmen...make me feel tall.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

OMG, Suzzette, YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!

07!! 08 sucks cause its your Junior year and thats the hardest. HAH!

[iDecay]

What about class of 2011?

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Class of 11 for college!

or 13, or whenever.

[*salcha4u*]

'07 sounds too long...'08 is catchy. I'm taking it easy junior year. I think.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Wtf? Oh Sev? Lol. I just say Oh Seven.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Chances are, ill prob be in college for more than 4 years.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Lol sure, after you send yours Ms. Rank 6 or something.

[*incoherent*]

Class of '10...hahahahahahaha

Freshman year was actually the best year for me. Sophomore year sucked...junior year WILL suck.

my sophomore year sucked just because it was boring and junior year was just as boring.

[*salcha4u*]

Well, MY sophomore year sucked cuz I thought I was too good for H Chem and screwed up my grade in that class.

[radhikaeatsraman]

I really hope my freshman year is good.

But about the whole upperclassmen thing: Aren't there freshmen who date/befriend upperclassmen?