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 May 23 2004, 09:38 PM
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GOD IS LIKE.........
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. a FORD He's got a better idea. COKE He's the real thing. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. SEARS He has everything. ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there. DELTA He's ready when you are. ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather. DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did. the US POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination. |
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May 23 2004, 10:10 PM
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Haha. How cute.
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May 24 2004, 04:18 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
wow thats realli cute n sooo tru
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May 24 2004, 04:30 PM
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 Perfectly Flawed Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,652 |
Lol, cute.
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May 24 2004, 05:20 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
lol.
how about gatorade is in it you? the god spirit. |
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May 26 2004, 11:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
aw thats great!
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May 29 2004, 02:56 PM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
How clever! I really liked these :)
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May 29 2004, 04:40 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
aww cute =D hehes The Lord does do wonders ^_^ LoL Alka Zelzter
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May 29 2004, 04:54 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Haha, I like the Sears one. Haha.
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May 29 2004, 07:31 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ha-ha those are cute
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Jul 15 2005, 11:11 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
awww those are cute!
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Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM
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i thought there would be like something really naughty about that for some reason
 aww... oh well 
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Jul 16 2005, 01:56 AM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 16 2005, 12:41 AM) i thought there would be like something really naughty about that for some reason aww... oh well  yea i was thinking there was gunna be something bad at the end. its nice.
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Jul 16 2005, 04:21 PM
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 ||amaterasu|| by rene Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,728 |
QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jul 15 2005, 11:56 PM) yea i was thinking there was gunna be something bad at the end. haha same..but that was really clever
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