Man sues Michael Jordan for looking like...well, Michael Jordan. |
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 Jul 7 2006, 08:28 PM
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 in a matter of time  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357  |
Haha, this guy is unbelievable.
QUOTE Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ FOXSports.com Posted: 2 hours ago A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV. The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years. Courtesy KGW.com And he's tired of it. "I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said. Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes. Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan. But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball. "Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said. Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment? "Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael." The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes. Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan? No. "They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet." What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each? "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to." http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA Hey, Michael Jordan looks like himself as naturally as you do. He can't change what he looks like just to satisfy you. Dumbass. My favourite part is when he denies that he's trying to look like Michael Jordan. |
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Jul 7 2006, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each? "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to." rofl I like that math. I'm going to use that when I sue someone. |
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Jul 7 2006, 08:31 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
dude
that's stupid IF I LOOKED LIKE MICHEAL JORDAN, i'd be famous mann, i'd make the little people buy me starbucks rofl, but yeah, stupid guy |
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Jul 7 2006, 08:32 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
some people are idiots.....what a stupid man
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Jul 7 2006, 08:35 PM
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 your signal fades away, and all I'm left with is noise. Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,110 |
Haha - that's hilarious.
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Jul 7 2006, 08:41 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
Well then I want to sue Christina Aguilera for having her name. And being called that all throughout middle school. So there.
Freaking dumbass. |
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Jul 7 2006, 08:41 PM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
It's just another kobe story...except the person sueing him is stupid..er..
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Jul 7 2006, 08:48 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Wow is all I have to say...
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Jul 7 2006, 09:35 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(brownsugar @ Jul 7 2006, 8:30 PM)  Wow this should be in the Stella Awards. This is the duuuuuuumbest thing I've ever heard of.  Uhh.. Homeboy needs to stop flattering himself. He does not look like MJ.  true dere. |
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Jul 7 2006, 09:58 PM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
He reminds me of Montel
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Jul 7 2006, 10:09 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
what an airhead....he doesn't really look that much like him.
and why in the heck would he want to sue him? it's not his fault that he's....well, michael jackson. when i first glanced at the topic i thought it said michael jackson. 
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Jul 7 2006, 10:16 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
QUOTE(dangjer @ Jul 7 2006, 6:31 PM) rofl I like that math. I'm going to use that when I sue someone. lol, or you could go with the fool-proof Chewbacca defense. 
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Jul 7 2006, 10:19 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao rofl lol
nuhhhhh uhhhhh |
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Jul 7 2006, 10:24 PM
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 & my dreams fall down Group: Member Posts: 1,173 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 291,336 |
he don't look like no damn michael jordan..psh he's trippin foreal
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Jul 7 2006, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE(gigiopolis @ Jul 7 2006, 8:16 PM) lol, or you could go with the fool-proof Chewbacca defense. hahaa lmao....the possiblites of ways to sue people are endless.. |
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Jul 7 2006, 10:37 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
all i have to say is this about that guy
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Jul 7 2006, 11:04 PM
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 the name is ada. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
wow..thats intresting..he doesn`t even look like mj.
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Jul 7 2006, 11:05 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
lmao
he must live around extremely stupid people Michael Jordan looks wayyy better o_O |
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| *Libertie* |
Jul 7 2006, 11:11 PM
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Dude, WTF? So what is he expecting MJ to do, just hand over the money? He can't exactly change his appearance or anything.
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Jul 7 2006, 11:12 PM
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CB's Official Ninja Group: Member Posts: 709 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,477 |
I'm offended though. I thought black people always had each others back because they were discrimiated for so long. But now you this guy back stabbing mj just for some few hundred millions. Thats disgusting...
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| *Freaky Krazer* |
Jul 8 2006, 12:33 AM
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wow .... just... wow
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Jul 8 2006, 12:46 AM
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 Nobody Knows Your Heart. Group: Member Posts: 388 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,906 |
What does he want MJ to do? Get plastic surgery?
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Jul 8 2006, 10:46 AM
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 =] Group: Member Posts: 1,910 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,614 |
He doesn't look anything like Jordan..
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| *theoutlaw* |
Jul 8 2006, 11:39 AM
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wow, what an idiot.
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Jul 8 2006, 11:46 AM
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LOL! Haha!
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