anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate |
 Oct 7 2005, 01:17 PM
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 creepy heather  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580  |
condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN. lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard. PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped. after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration. happy ass ramming ! |
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| *chaneun* |
Apr 19 2006, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Apr 16 2006, 4:26 PM)  Oh my, you did it!? I haven't with my boyfriend... I don't think I ever will... What is it with boys and wanting to do anal?? They try to get sh*t on their dicks. |
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Apr 23 2006, 09:25 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Apr 16 2006, 1:26 PM) Oh my, you did it!? I haven't with my boyfriend... I don't think I ever will... What is it with boys and wanting to do anal?? Well I didn't really want to, but he was whining and being completely obnoxious. 
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Apr 23 2006, 09:35 PM
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 Antho a.k.a the Afrodisiac Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 396,805 |
QUOTE They try to get sh*t on their dicks  Dat is so damn nasty, yo! stop lying. we all know chicks don't take shits!
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| *mipadi* |
Apr 23 2006, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Apr 23 2006, 10:25 PM) Well I didn't really want to, but he was whining and being completely obnoxious. I heard you wanted it at least as much as he did. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:23 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Apr 23 2006, 9:59 PM) I heard you wanted it at least as much as he did. Guilty as charged 
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Apr 24 2006, 07:47 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
You did you anal, now suck me!
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 13 2006, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Apr 23 2006, 7:25 PM) Well I didn't really want to, but he was whining and being completely obnoxious. You must tell me all about it! I have to do it now... I'm scared 
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| *Statues/Shadows* |
Jun 13 2006, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(x__Elle. @ Mar 30 2006, 9:27 PM) I'm already too scared to even try vaginal sex, let alone wear a tampon. o_0 It'll probably be YEARS before I try anal. Same 
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 22 2006, 10:37 PM
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How about some personal stories, eh?
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Jun 24 2006, 03:21 AM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
um..personal stories? well..i begin sticking my you know what in her exit zone and as soon as i begin to put it in she jumped and started crying....
HAHAHA im just kidding elba. its basically just like doggy, i was behind and she was in doggy, and the pounding began? |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 24 2006, 03:22 AM
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Did it stink? Did you use a condom? Lots of lube? Did she really like it? Was it her first time? DETAILS!
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Jun 24 2006, 03:26 AM
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F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
haha lucky enough, she took care of her bowels b4 the time came. No it didnt get messy or stinky, trojan lubricated condoms are my best friend, ky jelly regular(not the warm sensation that shit burns) and yes, use enough so it goes in right lol... it was her first and we started off slow, but as it slowly began going in easy she started to like it, no pain.
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 24 2006, 03:33 AM
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I don't trust KY jelly... it burned me so bad that one time :[
How do I make sure I'm clean. I hope i like it like she did
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Jun 24 2006, 03:39 AM
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F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
lol dont eat stuff that gives u the runs and plant urself to the toilet a few hours ahead :O lOL!
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 24 2006, 03:41 AM
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Poo Poo
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| *Weird addiction* |
Jun 24 2006, 08:20 AM
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Anal sex hurts soooo bad. At least it did for me. My ass hurt for about a week.
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 24 2006, 01:16 PM
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Oh God, don't tell me that! ^
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Jun 24 2006, 02:23 PM
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Sorry
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Jun 25 2006, 01:59 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
yea those are pretty good tips
but do ya'll know you're way more likey to get an STD thru the ass? even with a condom.. |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 25 2006, 12:31 PM
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Not if your partner doesn't have an STD to begin with
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Jul 6 2006, 04:46 PM
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tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 25 2006, 10:31 AM) Not if your partner doesn't have an STD to begin with yup true. |
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Jul 6 2006, 05:00 PM
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 Id brag if i had sex with me too Group: Member Posts: 112 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,537 |
two in da pink one in da stink THE SHOCKER
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Jul 6 2006, 07:20 PM
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 daughter of sin Group: Member Posts: 1,653 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,134 |
Do you even get any pleasure out of it? >.< Because I'm sure it would hurt like a bitch. And I'm never, everrrrr trying it. I mean.. we have vaginas for that..
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Jul 7 2006, 09:51 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^ hahahaha. yeahh..
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Jul 7 2006, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(Angelina Taylor @ Jul 6 2006, 8:20 PM) Do you even get any pleasure out of it? >.< Because I'm sure it would hurt like a bitch. And I'm never, everrrrr trying it. I mean.. we have vaginas for that.. i heard that after all of the pain, it feels really good. 
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