What Is Your Fav Movie Quote? Options

[*I Shot JFK*]

'Kill her. A lot.'

- buffy the vampire slayer

[Paradox of Life]

Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh.
[Walks away]
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

JOE DIRT!!

[xXYouMeBedNowXx]

The Devil Wears Prada (So many great lines)
*hands Andrea some high heels*
Nigel: Here.
Andrea: Um, thanks -- but I don't think I really need these. Miranda hired me -- she knows what I look like.
Nigel: Yes, but do you?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"COCONUTS?!"

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
What do you cherish most? Give me the pleasure of taking it away.

Brokeback Mountain
Ennis. (Sounds like Anus because of their accent. Wonderful. )

I swear I had a lot more. I'll come back later.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

My Fav movie quotes are the Napoleon Dynomite ones lol there funny as

" Tina come get some dinner"

"Gosh!!"

"Such an Idiot"

That's so old and cliched.

"I love my dead gay son."

[ghjgfkgfk]

anything from empire records....MY NAME'S NOT f**king WARREN

[*Kathleen*]

"I love my dead gay son."

I guess you missed it when I replied to when you said that before. I LOVE Heathers. My favorite quotes from that movie:
"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie."

"I just killed my best friend."
"And your worst enemy."
"Same difference."

"So fcuk me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?"

"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

Ah I love that movie. And Fight Club, obviously.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Yeah, I guess I did Such great quotes from that movie.

[*FreeStickers*]

^ No one I know has ever even SEEN Heathers! "I love my dead gay son" is a good one.

and

"Real life sucks losers dry. If you wanna f**k with the eagles, you better learn to fly." & "Bulimia's so '87"

[becomingAWARE]

LOVE THE TITLE.
Marla Singer, baby.

I haven't a clue. I suppose "Lying is the msot fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off," is a great one [which is actually a Panic! At the Disco song title] from Closer. Panic! Actually uses alot of Palhaniuk [can't spelll] stuff for their songs, apparently.

Uhmmm...
"You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears too much eye make-up. People think she's a whore." Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[NoSex]

"Love is the blackest of all plagues... if one could die of it, there would be some pleasure in love, but you don't die of it." - Jöns, from Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal.

From American Beauty:
Carolyn Burnham: "Uh, who's car is that out front?"
Lester Burnham: "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave f**ker!" - Frank Booth, from David Lynch's Blue Velvet.

Ben: "To your health."
Frank Booth: "Ah, shit, let's drink to something else. Let's drink to f**king. Yeah, say, 'Here's to your f**k, Frank.'"
Ben: "If you like, Frank. Here's to your f**k."

"I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest film. No lies whatsoever. I thought I had something so simple to say. Something useful to everybody. A film that could help bury forever all those dead things we carry within ourselves. Instead, I'm the one without the courage to bury anything at all. When did I go wrong? I really have nothing to say, but I want to say it all the same."
- - - Marcello Mastroianni as Guido in Fellini's 8½

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.

Oh, and check out my signiture. A great quote from Adaptation.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Green Street Hooligans

"YOUSA BLOODY WANKA"
"Once you've taken a couple punches and realize you're not made of glass, you arent alive until your pushing yourself as far as you can go"
"I'd never been closer to danger, but i'd never felt as safe"
"Its not knowing your friends have your back, its knowing you have your friends back"
"If he had tried to pull that shit with me, I would have smacked seven shades of shit out of him."

[PrincessAda]

My Fav movie quotes are the Napoleon Dynomite ones lol there funny as

" Tina come get some dinner"

"Gosh!!"

"Such an Idiot"

^^Hahah I like those too!

[*Kathleen*]

LOVE THE TITLE.
Marla Singer, baby.

I haven't a clue. I suppose "Lying is the msot fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off," is a great one [which is actually a Panic! At the Disco song title] from Closer. Panic! Actually uses alot of Palhaniuk [can't spelll] stuff for their songs, apparently.

Thank you. Someone recognized it. I'm surprised. Haha. I could quote Fight Club a buttload of times, but those who've seen it arbitrarily know how many endless great quotes come from there and the book. *Cough I want to have your abortion cough* I really liked Closer, although I wouldn't know because I don't listen to Panic! Heh. Sorry.

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.

Oh, and check out my signiture. A great quote from Adaptation.

Mmm gotta love Freddy Kreuger. Yeah.. funny - I actually just saw that today. I loooooved it. Cage is one of my favorite actors. I freaking loved The Weather Man.

[Retrogressive]

^Really? I haven't met anyone who liked that movie. I personally loved The Weather Man, but I've only seen it once and I was with my mother at the time... which made a lot of the scenes a bit akward.

Yeah, I guess I did Such great quotes from that movie.

Hahaha, my friend and I rented it. The commentary is hilarious when you haven't slept in 29 hours. "f**k me gently with a chainsaw." Isn't that about one of the first lines in the movie?


Ookay anyway, let me think..

Jack: I don't actually know who I am by birth. I was... well, I was found.
Lady Bracknell: Found?
Jack: Yes. The late Mr. Thomas Cardew, an old gentlemen of a kindly disposition found me and gave me the name of Worthing because he happened to have a first class ticket to Worthing at the time. Worthing is a place in Sussex. It's a seaside resort.
Lady Bracknell: And where did this charitable gentlemen with the first class ticket to the seaside resort find you?
Jack: In a handbag.
Lady Bracknell: [closes eyes briefly] A handbag?
Lady Bracknell: Yes, Lady Bracknell, I was in a hand bag. A somewhat large... black... leather handbag with handles... to it.
[pause]
Lady Bracknell: An ordinary handbag.
Lady Bracknell: And where did this Mr. James... or, Thomas Cardew come across this ordinary handbag?
Jack: The cloak room at Victoria Station. It was given to him in mistake for his own...
Lady Bracknell: [Shocked] The cloak room at Victoria Station?
Jack: Yes. The Brighton line.
Lady Bracknell: The line is immaterial.
[begins tearing up notes]
Lady Bracknell: Mr. Worthing. I must confess that I feel somewhat bewildered by what you have just told me. To be born, or at any rate bred in a handbag, whether it have handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life which reminds one of the worst excesses of the French revolution, and I pressume you know what that unfortunate movement led to?


Sorry, I don't know why I find that so funny. Anyway, also let's include Clerks.

"My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels."

Everything about that movie rocks.

[imnoxonesmemory]

"listen mate, if you're so obsessed with bridget jones then why don't you marry her?" *pauses* "cos then she'd definately shag me"
bjdiary 2.

[NoSex]

Mmm gotta love Freddy Kreuger. Yeah.. funny - I actually just saw that today. I loooooved it.

Can't argue with Freddy. Plus, the original Craven is a masterpiece of horror cinema. Definately a keeper. Also, I'm sure you loved nothing more than a young, very young, Johnny Depp? Yeah, you know it.

Cage is one of my favorite actors. I freaking loved The Weather Man.

I usually don't agree with Mr. Cage's career choices (I tend to hate his roles), but when the guy gets behind a great script and director, he's golden (Adaptation, Raising Arizona, Wild At Heart). Can't deny the man has talent. Mean talent.

Speaking of Cage, here's a lovely quote from Wild At Heart (a fantastic movie by the way):

"Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?" - Sailor
"About fifty thousand times." - Lula

[*Kathleen*]

Can't argue with Freddy. Plus, the original Craven is a masterpiece of horror cinema. Definately a keeper. Also, I'm sure you loved nothing more than a young, very young, Johnny Depp? Yeah, you know it.

Yeah his acting is terrible, but it's quite humorous. His is probably one of my favorite deaths of all time. I mean getting sucked into a bed and having your blood and innards spew all over your ceiling is always the best way to go. Although they didn't quite show entrails, which is a disappointment, but it was the eighties so I'll give them a break.

I usually don't agree with Mr. Cage's career choices (I tend to hate his roles), but when the guy gets behind a great script and director, he's golden (Adaptation, Raising Arizona, Wild At Heart). Can't deny the man has talent. Mean talent.

Baaah I don't like a lot of them, either, but mm yeah. You didn't like Lord of War? Mmm I love Raising Arizona, but I haven't seen Wild At Heart. Perhaps I should..

[NoSex]

His is probably one of my favorite deaths of all time. I mean getting sucked into a bed and having your blood and innards spew all over your ceiling is always the best way to go.

Oh, my sentiments exactly.
Don't forget the first death either, being violently dragged up your wall and onto your ceiling while being stabbed to death, by an invisible party. Awesome.

Baaah I don't like a lot of them, either, but mm yeah. You didn't like Lord of War? Mmm I love Raising Arizona, but I haven't seen Wild At Heart. Perhaps I should..

I thought Lord of War was cliched. The ending did not surprise or interest me. However, I loved the gray area built by the film. It also brough up alot of serious questions. Pretty decent as hollywood flicks go. Plus, Cage's dialouge was rather fantastic at times. Not bad.
See Wild At Heart, it is right to see Wild At Heart.

[aubbob]

anchorman-
Will Ferrell: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

wedding crashers-
Owen Wilson: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They're all very prim and proper.
Vince Vaughn:Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-f..ked the sh.t out of me.

[*Phoenixx*]

Yeah his acting is terrible, but it's quite humorous. His is probably one of my favorite deaths of all time. I mean getting sucked into a bed and having your blood and innards spew all over your ceiling is always the best way to go. Although they didn't quite show entrails, which is a disappointment, but it was the eighties so I'll give them a break.

That is my favorte death, actually. It was a bit alarming though. Good thing it was toward the end or I probably wouldn't have watched the rest of the movie.

[31miracles]

Tom Arnold - Your The Chicken$hit Buddy.

[Jesse on EGGZ!]

"First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. 'Oh, Debbie. Hi.' Two, you always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't regret it.' Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?' Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. 'Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.' And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

"My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!"
"Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!"
"My brother's gonna sh*t!"
"Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?"
"First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!"
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

"I want a relationship. I want romance."
"In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance?"

[Elemental-Dragon]

The title is.........intersting.

I got a lot.

The Prestige

Alfred Borden: You went half way around the world..you spent a fortune.. you did terrible things...really terrible things Robert, and all for nothing.
Robert Angier: For nothing?
Alfred Borden: Yeah
Robert Angier: You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you..then you got to see something really special.. you really don't know?..it was..it was the look on their faces..

Cutter: Every great magic trick consists of three acts. The first act is called "The Pledge"; The magician shows you something ordinary, but of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn"; The magician makes his ordinary some thing do something extraordinary. Now if you're looking for the secret... you won't find it, that's why there's a third act called, "The Prestige"; this is the part with the twists and turns, where lives hang in the balance, and you see something shocking you've never seen before.

[last lines]
Cutter: Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.


The Brothers Grimm

Will Grimm: I've been thinking of an alternative career path. One that uses all of our new expertise.
Jacob Grimm: Will.
Will Grimm: I haven't sorted it yet...
Jacob Grimm: Will, this is the real world. We-we're men without a country, we're enemies of the state, and worst of all we haven't a single bean to our names.
Will Grimm: It's a good name, though, isn't it?
Jacob Grimm: It's a damn good name. Let's dance. Come on!

Jacob Grimm: [about the Mirror Queen] She's still there, Will! She's still alive!
Will Grimm: What, for five hundred years?
Jacob Grimm: Yeah, but they haven't been kind, I can tell you that, Will!

Jacob Grimm: Will, it's this way!
Will Grimm: No, no, it's this way! Grandmother Toad told me!
Jacob Grimm: What?
Will Grimm: [dead serious] Trust-the-toad!

Van Helsing

Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.

Dracula: Igor... Do unto others...
Igor: Before they do it unto me!

Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.
Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.

Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

[after Van Helsing's first, failed attempt to kill Dracula]
Anna Valerious: A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula.
Van Helsing: Well, I could have used that information a little earlier. [smiles]

Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: Oh, my God, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: Thank you.
Carl: Sorry.

Mr. Hyde: So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.

Van Helsing: Carl, I need you to do something
Carl: I'm not gonna like this am I?

Van Helsing: To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all....

Carl: So what do you remember?
Van Helsing: Not now, Carl.
Carl: There must be something?
Van Helsing: [dead serious] I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.
Carl: That was in 73 A.D.
Van Helsing: You asked.

[approaching the entrance to Castle Dracula]
Carl: Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.
Van Helsing: We're going to go in there and stop Dracula.
Anna Valerious: And kill anyone who gets in our way.
Carl: [quickly turns around] Well, you let me know how that goes...

Velkan: I would rather die than help you.
Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everybody who says that dies.

Carl: What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?
Van Helsing: Because he's the son of the devil.
Carl: I mean besides that.
Van Helsing: Because if we kill him, anything bitten by him or created will also die.
Carl: I mean besides that.

Van Helsing: You ever see these things before?
Anna Valerious:No, what do you think they are?
Van Helsing: Offspring.
Anna Valerious: What?
Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Police officer: Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had.

Mayor: Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!

Jack Skellington: [singing] Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!

Jack Skellington: [singing] And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
[in a deeper, more frightening tone]
Jack Skellington: And they call him Sandy Claws!

[pushing Santa down the pipe]
Shock: I think he might be too big.
Lock: No he's not! If he can go down a chimney he can fit...
[shoves]
Lock: down...
[shoves again]
Lock: ... here!
[Santa slides down the pipe]

Jack Skellington: Sally! I need your help most of all.
Sally: You certainly do, Jack. I've had the most horrible vision!
Jack Skellington: That's splendid!

Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO! [laugh meniaclly]

Pirates of the Caribbean 1

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit?
[offers him an apple]

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Beetlejuice

Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? [pause] You think I'm qualified?

Lydia: You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.

Betelgeuse: These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules. [snickers]

Delia: This is my art, and it is dangerous! Do you think I want to die like this?

uuhhh.....That's all I can think of.

[Siena Jade]

Igby Goes Down:

Sookie: What kind of name is 'Igby'?
Igby: The kind of name that someone named 'Sookie' is in no position to question.

Sookie: Why aren't you in school now?
Igby: Sheer ingenuity.
Sookie: You're funny.

Igby: Instead of saying someone or something is funny, why don't you just laugh?
Sookie: [laughs] Is that better?
Igby: Much.

Igby: It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.
Oliver: You beat up her corpse.
Igby: I know, but after that.

Sookie: You have a huge crush on me, don't you?
Igby: F*ck off.

Igby: Are you a vegetarian?
Sookie: Why would you ask that?
Igby: I've just never seen anybody roll a joint like that.
Sookie: What does that have to do with being a vegetarian?
Igby: Oh, they're just so precious.
Sookie: I roll perfect joints.
Igby: I'm not putting them down, they're incredible.
Sookie: Well, thank you.
Igby: It's incredible that a human being can make such neat, little joints.
Sookie: You make it sound as if I'm anal or something, just because I know how to roll a perfect joint.
Igby: No, not anal. Vegetarian.
Sookie: Well, what does that mean?
Igby: Well, you don't roll like, big rasta spliff joints, do you? Your joints are like salad joints, not like a big, sloppy, bleeding cheeseburger-that-you-rip-into-kind-of-a-joint joint.
Sookie: I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me. Sex is for me.
Igby: Right.
Sookie: Okay, so I am a vegetarian, but for purely moral reasons.

[synthase]

Nathan Scott: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.
^ this is from one tree hill, not a movie but love it anyway

and..

Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!