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post Jun 24 2004, 05:12 AM
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QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 7 2004, 1:23 PM)
How Long is a chinese name.

Example:
Some Dude "Hey how long, was up?"
How Long "not bad"

Oh I get it~~~ laugh.gif thats pretty funny I gueess
 
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post Jul 2 2004, 10:45 PM
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i dont get it. haha. but oh well
 
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post Jul 3 2004, 10:49 AM
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I get it! It's tofumonzter's name...blink.gif stubborn.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 3 2004, 09:17 PM
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uh i dont really get it pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 4 2004, 07:47 PM
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lol - after i read the explanation its pretty funny x]
nice one.. but... would it sound that correct verbally?>
 
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post Jul 4 2004, 11:23 PM
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Meh.. its alright.. not one of the better ones i've seen though..
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 12:08 PM
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i got it

huh.gif was it supposed to be funny?
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 12:11 PM
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not reallie funny, but i guess it's a good one

hao long?

hehe yeah chinese word for hao^^;;
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 04:26 PM
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sry, but i don't get it
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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I get it, but it isnt funny.. I kinda makes fun of teh Chinese in a way. I dont like when that happens to anyone. :(
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 12:35 AM
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pretty funny these jokes stuffy
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 06:36 AM
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QUOTE
POLL: sorta?


How can you sorta get a joke?
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 01:49 AM
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AHHAHAHA ...
No it's not funny.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:28 PM
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lol... i get it after this guy correct the spelling... hao long~ lolz... haha ...
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 03:44 PM
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er, i think i get it...it's just not funny, that's all.
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 11:37 PM
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haha. i find that funny...after i understood it. haha laugh.gif
 
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 9 2004, 10:33 AM)
Better Chinese Wordplay:

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

lmao this is funni

the hao long joke wasn't funni coz it was capitallized teh name thats too easy to understand.
 
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post Jun 9 2006, 08:17 AM
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um..........*cough* ermm.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2006, 09:34 AM
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Yes.. I understood it..

Although, it isn't funny...
 
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 9 2004, 11:33 AM) *
Better Chinese Wordplay:

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

thats based off of that "who's on first" thing
 
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post Jun 10 2006, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE(TiNaBaBY074 @ Jun 8 2004, 3:19 AM) *
oh i get it..its more of a riddle i suppose than a joke..i think..



i agree with her.
 
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post Jun 21 2006, 12:38 AM
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Lmao. Good one.

If I had a chinese name, It would SO be:

Mi Long Wang.

or

Kic Der Rass

If that can be chinese. Lol.
 
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post Jul 3 2006, 07:19 AM
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i get it. it's not at all funny, it's rather stupid.
 
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post Jul 20 2006, 12:24 AM
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I get it, and it made me smile.
 
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my cuz explained the joke ... LOL
 

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