i like to tell people about, ...my pants Options

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i sort of like to tell people about my panda and spandex pants.

in first grade, i had a pair black spandex pants that i wore everyday because they were very black and shiny and soft. everybody liked them. they were cool, i swear! but one day, i tripped in class while we were making valentines day cards. it got a hole and i couldn't wear them again. i was kind of sad about it. i wore them with socks pulled over them and my mickey mouse sneakers (with rainbow laces). i liked those shoes!

my panda pants are from a cousin (thanks leila). there is a panda at the bottom of the flare. it is a subtle panda, probably hiding from farmers who tore down it's bamboo forest. but it's a panda and the image was fading a bit. i was on the bus, wearing my panda pants in
third grade where the boy i was sitting next to asked, "did you spill milk on your pants?" (i did not)

what are some ugly things you had/wore as a child?