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Nastitivity and Pervertivity, what's the nastiest thang u've done
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post Apr 28 2006, 10:05 PM
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Just outta pure male curiosity (or maybe its the fact that all my other posts get SHUT DOWN), i would like 2 know the freakiest, nastiest things u've ever done

Plz, keep it PG-13( shifty.gif neva thought i'd say that)

I'll start. last year, i went over my homegirls house, right. anyway, to make a long story short, she took the iniative and started nibblin on my neck and we almost got caught in her parents room (3 times, baby) in the next 2 1/2 weeks.
 
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post Jun 27 2006, 06:39 PM
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^ Yeah, Uronacid, that would be called animal abuse. Which is against the law.


Animal abuse, huh?

So what do you call it when the cat bit him first? Human abuse? Lmao. Just playin'.


One time I was lost out on this island right off the coast of North Carolina. It was the last day of the open season and you have to ride a boat to get out there and my parents thought I was in the lower deck sleeping cause that's where I told them I was going. It's a biiggg island with hardly any buildings and I was lost for 3 days so I had to drink salt water and my own piss.


Just kidding.

I dunno, the nastiest thing I've done... Let's see... The first time putting my mouth down south on a girl was... strange. So I guess that. Don't worry, I received head for it. mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2006, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ May 4 2006, 6:27 PM) *
one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"

Go play in traffic. I hate you.
 
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post Jun 29 2006, 11:53 PM
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tie up my ex-bf to a tree naked..i did it because he cheated on me. later that day i go some slutty girl to so some kinky bondage stuff to him
 
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post Jul 1 2006, 01:49 AM
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QUOTE(RockizLife @ Jun 27 2006, 6:39 PM) *
Animal abuse, huh?

So what do you call it when the cat bit him first? Human abuse? Lmao. Just playin'.


lol, yup! and when punk rockers smash their guitars, it's called guitar abuse.

and when people (such as my brother) throw screw drivers into the wall, it's called wall abuse.

and when people eat, it's called food abuse.

lol, jk.
 
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post Jul 3 2006, 12:00 AM
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I've done plenty of stuff like that, none of it is pg-13 though.
 
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post Jul 3 2006, 12:10 AM
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this is a nice topic

most of the stuff the guys did are pretty amusing
 
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post Feb 12 2007, 04:15 PM
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when i was really young i smelled a girls reproductive organ naked and it didnt smell too good...
Also when i was like 9 i took s number two in my pants on a long road trip, it wasnt my fault tho there wasnt a rest stop near.
 
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post Feb 21 2007, 06:33 PM
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i got protein stains on my pants.... whistling.gif haha i'm kidding.. i get grossed out easily so i dont do nasty things..
 
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post Feb 21 2007, 10:37 PM
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Uhh...

When I was little, I had a knack for throwing rocks into this water hole. so one time, I picked up this "rock" and threw it in the water hole. It made this cool splashing sound and I was filled with glee until I started smelling something foul on my hands. I discovered later that the so-called rock is dog poo. stubborn.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2007, 10:57 PM
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When I was young, after lunch, I was just walking around the neighborhood with my grandpa and I stepped on a dead squirrel. The squirrel was run over by a car, so it's insides were showing and it was.. flat sick.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2007, 02:13 AM
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Umm... I was 7 or 8, I remembered I drank 7UP and left it on my counter during the night. Next morning, I drank it and there was something in my mouth. I checked the mirrors & I realized there was something big in my mouth, and it was a big dead cockroach on my tongue. It was as big as my tongue kind of. The after taste was just nasty. =X I guess the cockroach came in the soda overnight.
 
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post Feb 22 2007, 02:36 AM
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QUOTE(Ralph501 @ Feb 22 2007, 2:13 AM) *
Umm... I was 7 or 8, I remembered I drank 7UP and left it on my counter during the night. Next morning, I drank it and there was something in my mouth. I checked the mirrors & I realized there was something big in my mouth, and it was a big dead cockroach on my tongue. It was as big as my tongue kind of. The after taste was just nasty. =X I guess the cockroach came in the soda overnight.


ew thats freaking disgusting.

my story

I was cleaning this cool cup that i got from an sixflags, it was really tall like about 3 feet and like 3 inches wide, so i didnt use it for a while so i cleaned it, i put liek about an inch of soap. so it took me like an hour to clean it, finally i clean and dried it , i put like half a bottle of coke in it and then i took a sip, and i took a big sip of left over soap that was still at the bottom. IT WAS SO NASTY.
 
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post Feb 22 2007, 04:17 AM
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The nastiest thing I've ever done was getting molested by my baby sitter. Yeah. That would be it.
 
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post Mar 25 2007, 05:19 PM
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the nastiest thing i ever did is something I cant repeat w/o being ridiculed incessantly.I really wish i could tell you though pinch.gif
 
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post Mar 25 2007, 09:08 PM
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I put my finger in a girl's pee pee hole. mellow.gif


Me too.Kinky
 
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post Mar 25 2007, 09:17 PM
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^ EWWWWWW. sad.gif ph34r.gif

Hmmm. I havent really done anything "nasty". I think the most gross/weirdest thing I've ever done was when I pooped in my cat's food bowl outside my back door when I was like 3. eyebrowes.gif
 
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post Mar 25 2007, 09:28 PM
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The nastiest thing I've ever done was getting molested by my baby sitter. Yeah. That would be it.


Was she hot?
 
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post Mar 27 2007, 02:10 AM
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QUOTE(Monochrome. @ Mar 25 2007, 7:28 PM) *
^Im bisexual.Its normal lmao.
Was she hot?

ahahahaha! nice... i mite think of that when i got molested whistling.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2007, 01:22 PM
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Uhh.. I licked chocolate off my finger.
 
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post Jun 3 2007, 04:35 PM
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your what? 14..15? start acting your age. stop trying to act like your all cool, saying you've had sex with some girl.

stop trying to act like ur more mature than other ppo when ur not hahahha
 
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post Jun 3 2007, 06:32 PM
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i was eating a taco at school, when i discovered like an ant farm in my mouth after the first bite sick.gif
 
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post Jun 3 2007, 09:27 PM
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haha i pissed on someone while they were sleeping.
 
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post Jun 28 2007, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ May 1 2006, 06:24 PM) *
I put my finger in a girl's pee pee hole. mellow.gif


Lmao the way you worded that!
HaHa!!
 
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post Jun 28 2007, 06:57 PM
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Lick girls from front to back and back to front... (yes brown eye licking)
 
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post Jun 29 2007, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ May 4 2006, 09:27 PM) *
one time this cat bit my friend so we tied it up in a pillow case tied a rope too it and threw it off the roof into a swimming pool... unfortunatley the cat didnt land in the swimming pool... the rope got caught on my friends like, and preformed a spiderman stunt by swinging into the side of the house... i was like, "OH sh*t!!!"


Wow your a retard. If I was the cat I would have scratched you to death. Poor cat cry.gif
 
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