The Tales of Sovereign, by Antho and Evan Options

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From Evan: if you remember, there was a topic made by pussypumper awhile back ago about a strange friend of ours. for a refresher, heres a summary:

first of all, the guy is 18 right. yet as much as he talks about how much he plays hes not really good enough to play on the freshman team XD. yet if you tell him his plans to go to the NBA are unrealistic, he will get pissed and storm off . he's 18, has no car, has no job, has no real friends his own age either. all we try to tell him is that he needs a real plan in life. but he says his plan is BASKETBALL.

its effecting his social life also, he'd just go up to random folks and try to make conversation by being like "You play basketball? i play basketball. i practice everyday. im trying to be like Dwayne Wade.


yes its this bad guys lol how in the hell can we help this kid? he's our friends brother so he follows us around. so he basically goes wherever we go. thats how we know him well.

we just want him to get a grip on reality and have a plan in life.

this is just like a 3 percent piece of the strange things and awkward things he does. but it would be a novel to talk about all the other things he does.



well lately he's been pissing people off, so we decided to make short stories on how we met this young man. because some of the things are just too good to keep inside. to give this topic a point you can give advice on how to help this man, so he can get other people's opinions of him not to be bad ones, and he can actually be taken seriously. well here we go...

CHAPTER ONE: THE MEETING

this is How I first met the guy.

it was a normal afternoon and i was still changing out in the locker room after basketball practice, suddenly while changing out i feel a tap on my bare back. i turn around, and see him. it confused me WHY he was in our locker room, and how he got in there, considering he was part of no sports team. but anyway lol, the convo went like this:

Sovereign: HI!

Me: um hi *covers up half naked body*

Sovereign: so, whats up!?

Me:....dressing out

Sovereign: do you...... play Basketball!?

Me: yeah, obviously.

Soveriegn: cool man

Me: yup

Sovereign:

Me: um yeah...

Sovereign:

Me:....

Sovereign:

Me:

Sovereign:

Me: .....well yeah! i gotta go!

Sovereign: Wait!

Me:

Sovereign: can i sit at your table for lunch?

Me: i dont care, go ahead

Sovereign:

Sovereign: alright man! *raises hand for hand shake* Ill see you tommorow!

Me: um.. sure

so the next day begins, and its lunchtime. Sovereign comes to the table and...........


So this is a small taste of the TRUE short stories of Soveregn Thomas, and depending on yalls responses, it can continue. Do you want more?

[hi-C]

Yeah, I'm going to close this one, since there's already one in the Lounge.