Okay, so I have this major MySpace pet peeve. Options

[Teesa]

Oh Kathleen, I heart you for making this topic.

Mm, yeah it totally irks me when the picture doesn't send me anywhere, just to the source. Maybe people like their pictures that tiny. And those glitter graphics! Those take up so much time to load and whatnot.

And this is weird, but I don't like it when myspaces have music on them. Yeah, I know like 99% of people have music on theirs, but I always listen to my music on my computer, so when the two clash it's annoying. So, I always have to stop the myspace music, then continue with my own. Who knows though, one day I might just put music on mine!

[moninja]

Rules of MySpace

For those of you on MySpace, you'll get it. Other's probably won't, but my friend, Eddie, posted this as a bulletin. Thought it was funny.

Rules of Myspace (Ver 2.0)

1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are f**king desperate and sad.

2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.

3. Don't flash gang signs anywhere, at all, end of story.

4. List bands that don't really exist in your profile, it's cool.

5. myspace is not real life.

6. If you've ever posted a "myspace is shutting down" bulletin, i f**king hate you, and your entire family. If you honestly took your time to re-post something for fear of having your precious myspace deleted, then i've probably lost all respect for you, and you should look into getting a life...

7. Slideshow's, 2+ video's on a page, and "insane graphics", do not make you look cool. They make you annoying. And yes, i hate you.

8. If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page, and "sick pics of ur BONG" then check yourself. Realize that you've based your entire image around being less intelligent than most.

9. School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends, without you in them, are all things that nobody gives a f**k about. And deep down inside, you've known that all along.

9. You should probably question your sexuality if you take more pictures of yourself, than anything else in your camera...

9. Listing 30+ bands is just a magnifying glass over the obvious fact that you're screaming on the inside for someone to accept you into something that you've always desperately wanted to be a part of.

9. "i don't really watch tv" = LIAR

10. "i don't really read" = BUSH SUPPORTER

11. If you list anyone who's ever appeared on MTV's Trl, in your heroes section, then you need to drive your jetta away from the mall, and go to a f**king library. Now.

12. myspace is not real life.

13. If you die, before deleting your myspace, it will be up as long as anyone else's is.

14. If you die, because of your myspace being deleted, i lack sympathy for you. This is not the stock market. If Tom dies, and you label the upcoming drama "the great deppression", i will strongly consider hunting your family pet..

15. Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity... honestly, think about that...

16. Posting the same bulletin 3 times in a row is never an accident, and is only idiotic. It should grant you a free punch in the throat.

17. myspace is not real life

18. comments;

a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment... it's a message

b."just showin' sum luv" is not a comment...it's a stupid message

c."oh my god, u were sooooo wasted last night at the show, i can't
believe u gave that creepy guy your number!!!!" is not a comment,
it's a sad attempt to exploit the lesser known fact that you might possibly have a non-internet social life.

d. promoting your band or website, is not a comment, it's lame...

19. straight guys flexing with their shirts off, are not straight...(I hate it when I see that. Dude, how many of you latent homo frat boys are there out there? Must be a lot.)

20. friendster was not "back in the day"

21. Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page.

22. No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period.

23. Posting a comment such as "yum, ur fucken hawtt, or damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girls picture, is not going to get you laid... ever.

24. Myspace is not real life.

25. You're never going get to a free I-Pod, with no strings attached ever... sorry.

26. "Cool New People"...according to f**king who?

27. You never actually "only made one to look at other peoples". It's a lie, and a shitty one at that.

28. Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" after it, is not appealing...

29. NeIthEr iZ WrItInG LyKe ThIs. (if you've ever done that, ever, even "in like 7th grade", i will never have sex with you. Or your mother)

30. If you use the terms: "scenesters, emo's, hardcore kids, electro-clashers, or punx, or write the abbreviation HxC, sXe, even in the sense that your making fun of the above listed, i hate you. i don't think you're cool, and i'd most likely like to pour Morton Salt in your eyelids..

Tom isn't going to delete you.
You're not going to die.
Your crush isn't going to notice you.
Something good will definately NOT happen to you.
No kids gonna show up at your bedside.
All the chain letters do is slow things down and cause Tom to have to put the site down for Maintance.

haha
yeah

and those stupid whoring codes
DAMNIT
WON'T THOSE PEOPLE EVER STFU
even though i delete them, they would message me saying "why'd you delete me?"

+those glittery shit on people's pages
+stretchy pages
+tons of pictures on people's pages
+whores on myspace

etc.

[angel-roh]

Ugh, myspace itself pisses me off. Period.

Anyways, some of these peeves include:

+ pages w/ a gross amount of unnessecary(sp?) pictures
+ pages w/ 2 or more videos playing at the same time
+ pages w/ slutty backgrounds
+ yeah, those glittery pictures people leave as comments >__>
+ stupid chainletters people post on myspace

I have more, I just can't think of all of them right now.

I SO AGREE. myspace itself pisses me off even though i still have that account -_-;;;;;;

and other pet peeves....when random weird guys SENDS MESSAGE TO YOU AND HITS ON YOU LIKE CRAZY. i got stalkers =x

[*ECD & C0*]

1.] slideshows
2.]stupid people who cant put on a layout
3.]glitter graphics
4.]people who ask you to "whore" them
5.]when people you don't know act like they are your best friend
6.]ton and tons of icons

more stuff but im to lazy to list them

[*Kathleen*]

So my pet peeves got the best of me; I deleted over six hundred people in one sitting either due to their incessantly irksome bulletins or layouts. What a life I live.

[n00b]

I hate myspace completely

[*Kathleen*]

Good for you.