What is it about women that you don't understand?, for the confused male population Options

[MrElsewhere]

i for one, have to say, that this is a quality thread topic/

i for one, have never ever ever ever ever ever heard a girl fart.

but i've known girls that can burp like a lion roars.

strange...

if a guy asks you if you like him or not, how would you react if you DID NOT like him and how you would if you DID like him and why?

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

if a guy asks you if you like him or not, how would you react if you DID NOT like him and how you would if you DID like him and why?

if I didn't like him, I would ask to be just friends even though we don't even want to be friends (most of the time). If I like him, I'd be overjoyed and say yes.

[miss alyssa x3]

when you girls say "I don't know" do you really don't know, or do you just don't want to tell us? and why?
We do know...we just don't want you to know.

What the heck does "maybe" really mean?
I question that too...what does it mean when a guys says it?

If you want to stay single for a while, how long is "a while"?
If she's saying it to you it means she doesnt want to be with you.

Why dress slutty? Is it for attention, or do you just not like confinement?
It..uh...I guess it makes us feel sexy? I usually feel over exposed when I dress slutty,

Is it true that if you girls tease back it usually means you like us?
If the person is usually flirty no. If she isn't then yes.

What enjoyment do you find out of gossip and drama?
I don't know actually...I've been on a gossip hiatus for the longest time.

Why use ipods as mirrors?
Becuase they are shiny and we can see ourselves in them?

Is "so..hows life" or "hey whats up" your default phrases to talk to us or can you be more creative?
We're unable to think around you. We just pray something normal sounding will come out.

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!
lmfao i know!

Do you girls understand that "secret" is not an invitation to share with your closest 20 friends?
Appearantly not. Sharing a secret with another girl is a way of bonding. It's like sharing a special part of you.

How the heck do you get your pants on??
One foot. Other foot. Pull. or Both feet. Pull.

yah same as what she said ! lol

[sadolakced acid]

does playing a guitar really increase your chances of getting laid?

[MrElsewhere]

i hear bmw drivers get more sex. hrm, dont quote me though...

[Annie5332]

does playing a guitar really increase your chances of getting laid?

Hah, in some cases, yes. Some girls look at guys that play guitar as a guy whos "good with his fingers" and some girls think its just a plain turn on.

[sadolakced acid]

do girls who fall for the bad boys do so becuase they want to "save him"?

[uLoVeMikeRoch]

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!
I know! But it's just like picking out video games. It's all games, right?
Taylor``

Actually no.
Clothes are all pretty much the same. This shirt and that shirt really have no difference except for maybe the material, company, color, design etc etc.

But Video Games are all different, and all have different experiences.

A shirt is just a shirt. That shirt and that shirt, although they might be totally different in design, are still shirts.

Video Games, are varied. People have different opinions when it comes to these.
They have depth.

But clothes... (Example)That long sleeve shirt I just put on feels exactly like this shirt, except they are onlky different on the look and feel.

[x_far_x]

How come women insist that they are in "love"? Even though it's quite obvious that the guy she is seeing is like bad for her. As in he doesn't trust her, and he keeps breaking her heart.

Also, how come they choose not to listen to their guy friends for advice on relationships? Or they "listen" but they don't really listen..you know?

Hehe, thanks!

Love,

-FiRM

[iminlovewithTomD...]

Why dress slutty? Is it for attention, or do you just not like confinement?
I don't know! I don't dress slutty. I think it's gross!

Is it true that if you girls tease back it usually means you like us?
Sometimes... It really depends on the person... If they tease you back with a little sparkle in their eye and a sweet li'l' smile, almost blushing, then probably yes.

What enjoyment do you find out of gossip and drama?
I don't find ANY. Maybe you're looking through the wrong girls.

Is "so..hows life" or "hey whats up" your default phrases to talk to us or can you be more creative?
Some people are just dumb... Usually I'll just start the conversation like, "DUUUUUDE!!" or whatever. Whenever I answer the phone and it's one of my close friends, I'll just make a really weird noise into the phone. I mean seriously!! I'm with you on this one, I think all of america needs better greetings.

Abercrombie and fitch, hollister, hot topic, etc. really who gives a damn? Its all just clothes!
Hot topic isn't a brand... hot topic is a store that sells band shirts. Band shirts are different than abercrombie and hollister (two f*ckin lameassed stores, if you ask me), because band shirts have something on there like, "dude, i listen to blink 182!!" but hollister is just advertising hollister.

Do you girls understand that "secret" is not an invitation to share with your closest 20 friends?
ooh!! *raises hand* yes!! i do!!! i've never told a boy's secret... except one time i told my best friend that he was offered drugs and almost did 'em... but that was that... and that was like a long time ago, and it really scared me so i had to let it off my chest...otherwise, i wouldNEVER do anythign like that.

How the heck do you get your pants on??
Haha!! First I put my right leg into the side for my right leg, then i put my left leg into the side for the left leg, then I pull 'em up, and then i zip 'em up and then i do the button! easy as pie.

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if a guy asks you if you like him or not, how would you react if you DID NOT like him and how you would if you DID like him and why?

If I didn't : I would bluntly tell him no.. idk, the situation's never come up to me... because no guys like me, but i mean... i would be honest.

If I did: Once again... I would be honest... If I actually DO like a guy, I wouldn't friggin' deny it!!!

[shiruji]

Eh, I don't get girls either....and I'm a girl myself. Now I feel ungirlish.

I don't get girl drama.

I don't get it either.. and I'm a girl too

[AngelinaTaylor]

Actually no.
Clothes are all pretty much the same. This shirt and that shirt really have no difference except for maybe the material, company, color, design etc etc.

But Video Games are all different, and all have different experiences.

A shirt is just a shirt. That shirt and that shirt, although they might be totally different in design, are still shirts.

Video Games, are varied. People have different opinions when it comes to these.
They have depth.

But clothes... (Example)That long sleeve shirt I just put on feels exactly like this shirt, except they are onlky different on the look and feel.

Well, most women wouldn't agree. All clothes are different. All of them have different styles (or you can make them fit into a style).

A game is a game. That game and that game, although they might be totally different for playing, are still games. (see what I did there?)

Clothes are also varied. People have different tastes when it comes to them too (yup, did it there too).

Clothes might feel the same, but they're not really the same :P

Taylor``

[*ECD & C0*]

why do all the fat ugly girls think they are hott and the skinny hott girls think they are fat/ugly

[AngelinaTaylor]

why do all the fat ugly girls think they are hott and the skinny hott girls think they are fat/ugly

I refuse to answer this.. I'm sure people will get offended by that question.

Taylor``

[*RiC3xBoy*]

If you hit my ass? Can I hit yours back?

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

^if a girl hits your ass it's a sign that she wants something of yours in her ass.. or vagina

[xoxoxx]

awesome.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

^if a girl hits your ass it's a sign that she wants something of yours in her ass.. or vagina

I love you.

[Vash]

when girls say its your not your fault. it really is your fault right?

is it good or bad for a girl that already has a bf already to flirt with another guy?

[Gypsy Eyes]

when girls say its your not your fault. it really is your fault right?

It depends on how she says it. Sometimes it means it is.

is it good or bad for a girl that already has a bf already to flirt with another guy?

If you are the other guy, no. If you are the bf, yes

[priyas]

when girls say its your not your fault. it really is your fault right?

Depends what the situation is.

is it good or bad for a girl that already has a bf already to flirt with another guy?

It depends if the bf is okay w/ the girl flirting ( a non serious relationship.) If its serious its bad.

[*Freaky Krazer*]

I love you.

HEY! I never slapped your ass. What made you say that?!

[*RiC3xBoy*]

HEY! I never slapped your ass. What made you say that?!

Iono. I just felt like it.

[*Uronacid*]

this topic makes me f**king crazy... ALL THE GIRLS IN HERE THAT CONSISTANTLY TALK ABOUT BEING STRAIGHT FORWARD AND HONEST ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY MASK THEIR FEELINGS.... O_O.... i hate this

I'll tell you guys right now, MOST GUYS WOULD RATHER BE SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH HONESTY THAN GO ON IN LIFE OR A RELATIONSIHP NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH.... FORGET BEING NICE!!!

I keep seeing the phrases "i don't know" or "nothing" being mentioned in this topic. It's rediculous... we already know its something that your not telling us... why don't you just tell us what it is... ugh, maybe you should learn this about men...

WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER FIGURE YOU OUT IF YOU DON'T TALK TO US... THERE IS NO MAGICAL MAN WHO WILL READ ALL YOUR THOUGHTS!!!!

[BlueDevilMax007]

i got a situation that could use a female's interpretation. i'll try to give u the brief version.

this girl and i have been really close friend for a long time. about six months ago, i told her i had feelings for her and she said that she didnt want a relationship. but we r still close friends and have continued to hang out since.

about two months ago, she introduced me to her cousin. the three of us (plus another cousin) went out that night to a club. the cousin was all over me. i didnt resist at the time cause i was too drunk to care, but the next day i told the cousin that we should just be friends.

i was talkin to my friend the other night and asked her if i did the right thing by breakin things off with the cousin. at this point i should note that this girl and her cousin are really close and hang out all the time, so i figured she would try to play matchmaker. but her response was that i did the right thing and that i can do much better than her cousin. does this mean she does have feelings for me after all or am i reading too much into this?