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 Jun 24 2004, 05:12 AM
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QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 7 2004, 1:23 PM) How Long is a chinese name. Example: Some Dude "Hey how long, was up?" How Long "not bad" Oh I get it~~~  thats pretty funny I gueess
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Jul 2 2004, 10:45 PM
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i dont get it. haha. but oh well
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Jul 3 2004, 10:49 AM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
I get it! It's tofumonzter's name...
 
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Jul 3 2004, 09:17 PM
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uh i dont really get it
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Jul 4 2004, 07:47 PM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
lol - after i read the explanation its pretty funny x]
nice one.. but... would it sound that correct verbally?> |
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Jul 4 2004, 11:23 PM
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Meh.. its alright.. not one of the better ones i've seen though..
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Jul 8 2004, 12:08 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
i got it
 was it supposed to be funny?
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Jul 8 2004, 12:11 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
not reallie funny, but i guess it's a good one
hao long? hehe yeah chinese word for hao^^;; |
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Jul 9 2004, 04:26 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
sry, but i don't get it
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Jul 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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I get it, but it isnt funny.. I kinda makes fun of teh Chinese in a way. I dont like when that happens to anyone. :(
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Jul 10 2004, 12:35 AM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
pretty funny these jokes stuffy
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Jul 10 2004, 06:36 AM
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 my pet rock doesn't like you Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866 |
QUOTE POLL: sorta? How can you sorta get a joke? |
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Jul 11 2004, 01:49 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
AHHAHAHA ...
No it's not funny. |
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Aug 9 2004, 09:28 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
lol... i get it after this guy correct the spelling... hao long~ lolz... haha ...
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Aug 10 2004, 03:44 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
er, i think i get it...it's just not funny, that's all.
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Aug 10 2004, 11:37 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. i find that funny...after i understood it. haha
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Aug 11 2004, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 9 2004, 10:33 AM) Better Chinese Wordplay: HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? lmao this is funni the hao long joke wasn't funni coz it was capitallized teh name thats too easy to understand. |
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Jun 9 2006, 08:17 AM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
um..........*cough*
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Jun 9 2006, 09:34 AM
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 rainy days fade away.. Group: Member Posts: 566 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 58,261 |
Yes.. I understood it..
Although, it isn't funny... |
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Jun 10 2006, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 9 2004, 11:33 AM)  Better Chinese Wordplay: HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? thats based off of that "who's on first" thing |
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Jun 10 2006, 03:25 PM
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 banana ham! Group: Member Posts: 661 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
QUOTE(TiNaBaBY074 @ Jun 8 2004, 3:19 AM) oh i get it..its more of a riddle i suppose than a joke..i think.. i agree with her. |
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Jun 21 2006, 12:38 AM
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 Doesn't Smell Like Ham, Yo. Group: Member Posts: 179 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 425,298 |
Lmao. Good one.
If I had a chinese name, It would SO be: Mi Long Wang. or Kic Der Rass If that can be chinese. Lol. |
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Jul 3 2006, 07:19 AM
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i get it. it's not at all funny, it's rather stupid.
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Jul 20 2006, 12:24 AM
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I get it, and it made me smile.
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Jul 21 2006, 03:38 PM
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my cuz explained the joke ... LOL
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