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 May 1 2006, 08:39 AM
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QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ May 1 2006, 8:38 AM)  That's boring. Thank you, I'm a very boring person! I would flash my penis at young girls on the subway. 
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May 1 2006, 09:08 AM
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QUOTE(×__Elle. @ May 1 2006, 8:39 AM) Thank you, I'm a very boring person! Oh! Pish posh! I could definitely see you as Jesus doing penis puppetry in the middle of busy city streets, or the children's section in a local library. 
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Jun 1 2006, 03:59 PM
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Hahaha, Nathaniel!
Why is this here? I think Andie's just biased and hates me. No, just kidding. And yeah, Jesus wore Sandals. Rather leather straps attached to a larger peice of leather. I would so do the Jesus thing if I were Jesus. Then I would reresurrect myself to this time period and tell everyone that the basis of christianity is a bit off and that people need to get sh*t straight. |
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Jun 1 2006, 10:16 PM
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id do what he did and go around telling people how to get to heaven.
but id be looking good while doing it for sure |
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Jun 1 2006, 10:25 PM
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If I was Jesus I would pop into peoples lives like God used to. Your like poof! Suzy!! build me an ark!! HAHAHAHHA poof! And freak people out. And like when people are like "GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME" when they get a pimple on prom day like its the worst thing in the world, I would pop in and be like "because ur vain and a little bit ugly." Poof!!
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Jun 6 2006, 06:56 AM
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i would make all the people i hate suffer really badly. those biotches.
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Jun 6 2006, 11:05 AM
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i would help everyone learn to respect each other.
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Jun 6 2006, 05:05 PM
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i'd kill all the emo and goth kids then have the girl i like be desperately in love with me too lol
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Jun 6 2006, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Jun 1 2006, 4:59 PM) Hahaha, Nathaniel! Why is this here? I think Andie's just biased and hates me. No, just kidding. And yeah, Jesus wore Sandals. Rather leather straps attached to a larger peice of leather. I would so do the Jesus thing if I were Jesus. Then I would reresurrect myself to this time period and tell everyone that the basis of christianity is a bit off and that people need to get sh*t straight. Why on earth would anyone be biased and hate Hez? 
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Jun 9 2006, 01:59 PM
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 banana ham! Group: Member Posts: 661 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
QUOTE(fever1 @ Jun 6 2006, 12:05 PM) i would help everyone learn to respect each other. AGREE ! 
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Jun 9 2006, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE Say screw it and go play Halo .LMAO 
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