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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 6:36 PM)  oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo. The first thing I did when i read, "Bent Penis," I just started cracking up. |
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Jun 6 2006, 06:45 AM
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QUOTE(Chii @ Jun 3 2006, 9:44 PM) What is the big damn deal? Who is going to notice besides you and your bedmate? Your bedmate shouldn't care if you two are that intimate and close. It's not like the whole world will see. lol well now the whole NET knows hahahhaaha he has a bent penis hahahaha is it shaped like this?: L 
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Jun 6 2006, 08:01 AM
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F U C K!!!
god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it! god damn createblog. f u c k createblog! |
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Jun 8 2006, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE you can try using a hammer. or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then LMAO |
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Jun 8 2006, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jun 3 2006, 9:36 PM) you can try using a hammer. or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then My goodness. |
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Jun 8 2006, 10:34 PM
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umm dude its because you got kicked in the testicular reigon as a child, and it swelled creating scar tissue, making it bend a little...its normal.
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Jun 8 2006, 10:41 PM
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Your penis is lacking sex, that's why.
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Jun 12 2006, 06:29 PM
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 yah betch! Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,078 |
I don't know whatcha mean.
QUOTE(magicfann @ May 28 2006, 1:09 PM) ohmygod *runs away*
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Jun 14 2006, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:36 PM) oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo. I am like falling off my chair laughing. Okay, give the kid some help. He's got a bent penis. |
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Jun 14 2006, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 6 2006, 9:01 AM) F U C K!!! god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it! god damn createblog. f u c k createblog! k... um... you guys took it way to far here: look, most guys have bent dicks, i'll just in the boat wit you.. my dick is bent too, but i mean its not a 90' angle or anything... its more like a 30' curve... some guys are more curved than others. Just chill, you know. It's no big deal, when you get that fish into your bed just give it to her good. |
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Jun 15 2006, 09:05 AM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 3 2006, 8:39 AM) how do i straighten it back out? QUOTE(Spiritual Winged Aura @ Jun 3 2006, 1:15 PM) surgery. QUOTE(Hiroki Sugimura @ Jun 3 2006, 11:05 PM) Its normal, some have it straight forward, others have it to the sides. I dont think you can do anything about it. You can always masturbate at an angle. QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Jun 4 2006, 3:36 AM) you can try using a hammer. or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jun 6 2006, 7:35 AM) The first thing I did when i read, "Bent Penis," I just started cracking up. QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 6 2006, 1:45 PM) lol well now the whole NET knows hahahhaaha he has a bent penis hahahaha is it shaped like this?: L QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 6 2006, 3:01 PM) F U C K!!! god damn u guys...ur all so retarded. should crack ur heads open and pour acid onto ur brains...that's gonna feel so nice isn't it! god damn createblog. f u c k createblog! QUOTE(lumpy @ Jun 9 2006, 5:34 AM) umm dude its because you got kicked in the testicular reigon as a child, and it swelled creating scar tissue, making it bend a little...its normal. QUOTE(Paradox of Life @ Jun 15 2006, 2:15 AM) I am like falling off my chair laughing. Okay, give the kid some help. He's got a bent penis. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Best posts EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA... 
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Jun 17 2006, 10:59 AM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:36 PM) oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo. lmfao. x2. |
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Jun 18 2006, 12:13 PM
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So much for the guys only thing. Lol.
Next time, mark it "How to find nude pictures of angelina jolie" and it might work. As for the bent penis thing... I don't think there's any helping it.. Just.. Walk around with a remote in your hand all day so you don't get tempted. Trust me, It works. Lmao J.k. But seriously... Which way is it bent? Upwards, down, left, right, diagonal? |
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Jun 18 2006, 12:23 PM
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I just keep imagining a nice 90 degree bend.
Right angle dick.  Dude, I can turn to the side and piss in a urinal to my left. 
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Jun 18 2006, 12:38 PM
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Don't sweat it, kid. These things happen and you're not the first guy to have a crooked penis.
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Jun 18 2006, 12:39 PM
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Doesn't Smell Like Ham, Yo. Group: Member Posts: 179 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 425,298 |
^That comment is so nice. Lol. Except.. if he has a bent penis, he's not a kid.
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Jun 18 2006, 01:47 PM
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My boyfriend has a bent penis.
 Bent penises pride! |
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