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The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it!
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post May 27 2006, 08:51 PM
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my math teacher is pretty cool. he's pretty young and would completely blend in with the students. one time my friend was trying to point out that we didn't have to go over one problem, since it was pretty much the same answer as the other, but with different variables or something like that. she must have said it in an annoyed/pissed off tone, 'cause then my teacher said "sheesh, okay! what's your problem? are you pms'ing or something?" everyone in class was so shocked.
 
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post May 27 2006, 10:11 PM
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It was like the first day of school and my geometry teacher was talking to us, and he was like " And I have 2 neices that are sophmores, so I know alllll about the minds of sophmore girls." Just like the way he said it, it sounded kind of stalker/scary-ish. He's a weird teacher.
 
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post May 27 2006, 10:16 PM
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well my 9th grade male geometry teacher would always say "i have to tinkle".
and my science teacher pronounces coyotes as "ki-yotes".

and my english teacher takes professional pictures of her dogs. just her dogs. she's also supposed to be gay with the spanish teacher.

not that there's anything wrong with being gay.
 
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post May 27 2006, 10:27 PM
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lol, my math teacher once misheard one of the students and said, "Yes.. Math is bitchin'." & everyone was all like ohmy.gif . & then the girl told him that wasn't what she said. Then one kid was like "Haha, hey Mr. Bower, what'd you just say?!" & he said "Well, math is bitchin'..haha, there's evidence I grew up in Berkeley. "
 
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post May 27 2006, 10:32 PM
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my drama teacher got really mad because we didn't concentrate, so she took a pen and hit it on my classmates knuckles and told us we are a disgrace to the school and our parents.

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post May 27 2006, 10:43 PM
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^ haha, sorry, but if I were there I would not be able to keep myself from laughing.

I heard my sociology teacher throws like markers at her students, and that she hit a junior with a yardstick too, ha. but she can be really cool, she's one of those teachers who's close to her classes.
 
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post May 27 2006, 11:15 PM
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my teacher just told my really screwed up classmate (lets call him bob, he watches porn, swears a lot, cuss, very violent, all the bad things, acts gangster ish) "bob, you are full of sh*t, so can you just shut the hell up?"
 
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post May 27 2006, 11:51 PM
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My 11th grade physics teacher kicked someone in the head.
 
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post May 27 2006, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE(Madame C @ May 28 2006, 12:51 AM) *
My 11th grade physics teacher kicked someone in the head.


^Are you serious?

hm. On the first day, one of my teachers gave us like an hour speech about how she wasn't ghetto--she was just a hoodrat. It involved the f-word. a lot.
 
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post May 27 2006, 11:58 PM
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Yep. And he still teaches there.

I would've asked her what's the difference between being ghetto and being a hoodrat. Aren't hoodrats from the ghetto?
 
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post May 28 2006, 12:13 AM
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well.....
when teacher's date students,
you think it's all just jerry springer.
that it never happens.
well,
my sixth period chemistry teacher was fired for screwing some kid.
turns out this kid was my ex best friend girl.
I was all O.O
HAHA!
 
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post May 28 2006, 12:24 AM
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I can give you a list....

My 7th grade social studies teacher never shaved...and wore short shorts and tanks, she put her arm around my neck... Never the same

My 7th grade science teacher said that if she had the chance she would recreate with an alien

My japanese teacher has explicit pictures on her school computer... im her teachers assistant

there is more, but im to lazy to type em all
 
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post May 28 2006, 07:02 PM
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1) he put on a nasa helmet and ran around the class
2) he let this kid punch him
3) someone asked him a question an hes like "im too fucken old for that!"
 
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post May 28 2006, 11:19 PM
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he threw a mug at this kids face cause that kid was reading a newspaper

needless to say, he got fired
 
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post May 28 2006, 11:21 PM
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Last Year:"You f**king jackass. i hope i see you in an alley" - yelling towards a student
 
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post May 29 2006, 05:04 PM
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7th grade science teacher flipped out, hurled a chair at the lockers, threw a book at someone, and quit.

because we used all of her construction paper.

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hey nicki, wanna start talking about the zimmerbitch? THATS a wealth of fun stories, there. fuckcow.
 
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post May 29 2006, 05:05 PM
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My teachers aren't crazy... The craziest they've gone is my social studies teacher trying to hand us sheets of paper for our study guide and she said, "keep this sh*t of paper...I mean..oh darn"
 
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post May 29 2006, 05:12 PM
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One of our subs last week kept saying "YO MAMA!" whenever we told her she was doing something wrong.

"Can we turn the volume up?"

"YO MAMA!"
 
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post May 29 2006, 05:13 PM
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i'v had teachers who started to cry in class. insane.
 
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post May 29 2006, 06:40 PM
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my friends (who had the teacher i have now) said he said 'poor froggie... he has no penis' laugh.gif

my math teacher last year used to throw whiteboard pens at people... it was hilarious
 
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post May 29 2006, 07:06 PM
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When my teacher tried to break up a fight between two girls..he was sort of feeling on one of them.
 
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post May 29 2006, 07:16 PM
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OOOOO another time one of my teachers told us by accident he smoked weed and was like the biggest pot head LMAO... actually that was kinda scary being taught by a pot head..
 
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post May 29 2006, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(jooleeah @ May 26 2006, 7:40 PM) *
Well, I only went to that elementary school for a couple of months. Then, I moved.

Maybe it's not the same Spalding Drive, cause I've never heard of River Eves. So...where do you live? Do you live in Georgia?

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post May 29 2006, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 29 2006, 6:12 PM) *
One of our subs last week kept saying "YO MAMA!" whenever we told her she was doing something wrong.

"Can we turn the volume up?"

"YO MAMA!"

rofl it was that band sub wasnt it? orchestra ftw
 
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post May 29 2006, 07:48 PM
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The only one I can think of is when I was in 5th grade.... My teacher snapped at this kid and said "YOU MESSIN WITH THE WRONG SISTA TONIGHT"

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