The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! |
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The craziest thing your teacher have said/done, Tell us about it! |
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my math teacher is pretty cool. he's pretty young and would completely blend in with the students. one time my friend was trying to point out that we didn't have to go over one problem, since it was pretty much the same answer as the other, but with different variables or something like that. she must have said it in an annoyed/pissed off tone, 'cause then my teacher said "sheesh, okay! what's your problem? are you pms'ing or something?" everyone in class was so shocked.
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#27
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 ![]() |
It was like the first day of school and my geometry teacher was talking to us, and he was like " And I have 2 neices that are sophmores, so I know alllll about the minds of sophmore girls." Just like the way he said it, it sounded kind of stalker/scary-ish. He's a weird teacher.
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#28
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RJL<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,194 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,019 ![]() |
well my 9th grade male geometry teacher would always say "i have to tinkle".
and my science teacher pronounces coyotes as "ki-yotes". and my english teacher takes professional pictures of her dogs. just her dogs. she's also supposed to be gay with the spanish teacher. not that there's anything wrong with being gay. |
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#29
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lol, my math teacher once misheard one of the students and said, "Yes.. Math is bitchin'." & everyone was all like
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#30
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my drama teacher got really mad because we didn't concentrate, so she took a pen and hit it on my classmates knuckles and told us we are a disgrace to the school and our parents.
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#31
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 ![]() |
^ haha, sorry, but if I were there I would not be able to keep myself from laughing.
I heard my sociology teacher throws like markers at her students, and that she hit a junior with a yardstick too, ha. but she can be really cool, she's one of those teachers who's close to her classes. |
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#32
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my teacher just told my really screwed up classmate (lets call him bob, he watches porn, swears a lot, cuss, very violent, all the bad things, acts gangster ish) "bob, you are full of sh*t, so can you just shut the hell up?"
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![]() Amberific. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 ![]() |
My 11th grade physics teacher kicked someone in the head.
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*FreeStickers* |
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![]() Amberific. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 ![]() |
Yep. And he still teaches there.
I would've asked her what's the difference between being ghetto and being a hoodrat. Aren't hoodrats from the ghetto? |
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![]() *SNERK* ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 96 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 410,097 ![]() |
well.....
when teacher's date students, you think it's all just jerry springer. that it never happens. well, my sixth period chemistry teacher was fired for screwing some kid. turns out this kid was my ex best friend girl. I was all O.O HAHA! |
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#37
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![]() I'm Peter Pan Watch Me Fly! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 113 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 413,768 ![]() |
I can give you a list....
My 7th grade social studies teacher never shaved...and wore short shorts and tanks, she put her arm around my neck... Never the same My 7th grade science teacher said that if she had the chance she would recreate with an alien My japanese teacher has explicit pictures on her school computer... im her teachers assistant there is more, but im to lazy to type em all |
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#38
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1) he put on a nasa helmet and ran around the class
2) he let this kid punch him 3) someone asked him a question an hes like "im too fucken old for that!" |
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 ![]() |
he threw a mug at this kids face cause that kid was reading a newspaper
needless to say, he got fired |
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#40
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 ![]() |
Last Year:"You f**king jackass. i hope i see you in an alley" - yelling towards a student
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*I Shot JFK* |
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#41
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7th grade science teacher flipped out, hurled a chair at the lockers, threw a book at someone, and quit.
because we used all of her construction paper. ![]() hey nicki, wanna start talking about the zimmerbitch? THATS a wealth of fun stories, there. fuckcow. |
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*Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
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#42
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My teachers aren't crazy... The craziest they've gone is my social studies teacher trying to hand us sheets of paper for our study guide and she said, "keep this sh*t of paper...I mean..oh darn"
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#43
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One of our subs last week kept saying "YO MAMA!" whenever we told her she was doing something wrong.
"Can we turn the volume up?" "YO MAMA!" |
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#44
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![]() Hello There. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,572 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 88,673 ![]() |
i'v had teachers who started to cry in class. insane.
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#45
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![]() You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 ![]() |
my friends (who had the teacher i have now) said he said 'poor froggie... he has no penis'
![]() my math teacher last year used to throw whiteboard pens at people... it was hilarious |
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#46
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![]() the name is ada. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 ![]() |
When my teacher tried to break up a fight between two girls..he was sort of feeling on one of them.
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*Ox_Su`Zie* |
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#47
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OOOOO another time one of my teachers told us by accident he smoked weed and was like the biggest pot head LMAO... actually that was kinda scary being taught by a pot head..
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#48
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,055 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,796 ![]() |
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#49
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![]() CB's Forum Troll ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 ![]() |
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#50
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![]() la baile de noche ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 212 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,018 ![]() |
The only one I can think of is when I was in 5th grade.... My teacher snapped at this kid and said "YOU MESSIN WITH THE WRONG SISTA TONIGHT"
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