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 May 5 2006, 09:28 PM
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Warning: Just so we're clear here, this is simply for laughs. Some of these are a bit morbid, if you will, but they're just jokes. So please son't be like, "Oh how horrible you're going to Hell! How could you say that?!" or whatever. I personally would never kill a baby. So yeah.
 Aaaaanywayyy. Here are just a few: How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to a bumper. The Official Dead Baby Website I feel kind of bad for laughing, but they are funny... ohhhh boy. |
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xoxo_koala_kisses_ Dead baby jokes May 5 2006, 09:28 PM
Kathleen Yeah. I started a thread. These are so horrible. I... May 5 2006, 09:31 PM xoxo_koala_kisses_ You did? I looked and couldn't find one, hm. I... May 5 2006, 09:33 PM ermfermoo What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abo... May 6 2006, 08:14 AM Paradox of Life http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...79... May 6 2006, 12:51 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo thats sick and wrong.
What's the difference b... May 6 2006, 07:25 PM Kathleen IHY ARIEL.
I'll use Ariel's homemade one:
... May 9 2006, 10:27 PM skp86 ......um haha? May 10 2006, 07:31 PM
emazing QUOTEWhat's the difference between a dead baby... May 11 2006, 10:54 PM  |
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