If you were Jesus, ?. |
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 Apr 24 2006, 05:55 PM
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If you were in Jesus' shoes, and you learned that you were to become one of the world's most popular religious icon/leader/God what would you do?
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Apr 24 2006, 05:57 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
Say screw it and go play Halo.
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Apr 24 2006, 06:00 PM
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roflroflroflrofl.
that's cool. what if you had Jesuspowers? |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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I'd heal your leprosy, eCousin.
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Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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I would make all the people I hate suffer painfully - which is a lot of people. Then go
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Apr 24 2006, 06:01 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE(Herizon Action @ Apr 24 2006, 7:00 PM)  roflroflroflrofl. that's cool. what if you had Jesuspowers? I'd make Halo real. Okay not really. Parting seas is nifty though. |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:03 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
I would make the x-men real
and the bad guys too |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:04 PM
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I'd make myself happy by giving myself all the riches in the world and buying every sh*t I want. I'm also gonna make it that Bush isn't our president anymore. You know, have someone overthrow him...
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Apr 24 2006, 06:05 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
^if i were jesus i'd assassinate him myself
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Apr 24 2006, 06:06 PM
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^nooo that'd be too evil!
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Apr 24 2006, 06:07 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
It's not like I'd go to hell for it
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Apr 24 2006, 06:13 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
LMAO^^^
That's brilliant. |
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Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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I would sleep -_-
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Apr 24 2006, 06:21 PM
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I'm putting this in Forum Games.
I would kill Hez because I could. |
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Apr 24 2006, 08:11 PM
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 What's my name? Janette. and ily. <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,139 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,911 |
I'd kill Jusun for making Createblog.
I'm kiddin. I'd making all bad things nonexistant. haha. |
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Apr 24 2006, 08:12 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
I would turn myself into Chuck Norris.
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Apr 24 2006, 08:34 PM
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What's my name? Janette. and ily. <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,139 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,911 |
^I really, really hope you're kidding.
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Apr 25 2006, 04:43 PM
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No Janette, you're just jealous because each of Chuck Norris's balls is progressively larger than the other.
Yeah. My friend told me that. 
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Apr 28 2006, 09:45 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
I want stupid jokes made about me!
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Apr 29 2006, 01:14 AM
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Jesus wore sandals :P
-Phil- |
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Apr 29 2006, 09:46 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
I would do all sins imaginable because I'm Jesus!
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Apr 29 2006, 10:01 AM
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I'll make Hez grow a penis because he needs it
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May 1 2006, 08:30 AM
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I wouldn't exist.
 Is that the right answer? It's right, right? 
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May 1 2006, 08:35 AM
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Why isn't this in The Lounge? It's a very Loung-y topic..
QUOTE((pshaa)shauna @ Apr 24 2006, 5:57 PM) Say screw it and go play Halo.  After I died, I'd go down to earth 2,000 years later and exclaim that I do exist so people would quit debating whether I do or not. And of course I'd tell the Catholics, just for the record, that they aren't the freaking rulers of the Christian world, so they'd better tone it down. 
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May 1 2006, 08:38 AM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(×__Elle. @ May 1 2006, 8:35 AM) After I died, I'd go down to earth 2,000 years later and exclaim that I do exist so people would quit debating whether I do or not. And of course I'd tell the Catholics, just for the record, that they aren't the freaking rulers of the Christian world, so they'd better tone it down. That's boring. I would flash my penis at young girls on the subway. 
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