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 Apr 24 2006, 07:19 PM
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Apr 24 2006, 07:20 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom.  Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
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Apr 24 2006, 07:20 PM
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They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:21 PM
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Apr 24 2006, 07:22 PM
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Apr 24 2006, 07:22 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:24 PM
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 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:24 PM
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^Haha, thats good.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE shauna' date='Apr 24 2006, 7:22 PM' post='2012426'] To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. haha. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:25 PM
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh*t from anyone.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:26 PM
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Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:26 PM
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kevin is too short.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:28 PM
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:29 PM
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Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take
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Apr 24 2006, 07:29 PM
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Who's Chuck Norris?
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Apr 24 2006, 07:30 PM
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Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE(My Cinderella. @ Apr 24 2006, 8:29 PM)  Who's Chuck Norris? OH MY GOD! The dude from Walker Texas Ranger who instead of pulling out a gun to shoot bad guys decides to roundhouse kick them in thae face. Chuck Norris does in fact live in a round house. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:33 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
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Apr 24 2006, 07:34 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Apr 24 2006, 7:36 PM) You're one too. For life. Me and Liz, I think, are ViRgiNz 4LyFee!1!!!! i know hia plan to rape you =x |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:35 PM
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It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:35 PM
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Chuck Norris won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living daylights out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 8:33 PM) Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." So do I. |
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Apr 24 2006, 07:37 PM
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Apr 24 2006, 07:38 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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