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post Apr 16 2006, 08:47 PM
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yes I am very bored. who wants to have a e-yo mama battle? Im calling out KC..let's go dude...I don't wanna hurt your feelings like robert though ohmy.gif
 
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post Apr 17 2006, 10:58 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid omg wait, yo mama is so fat ....... sad.gif
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 03:40 AM
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yo mama's so poor taht when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, she came out and said "ding dong!"

yo mama's so poor that when i went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette, she said "hey! who turned off the family heater?!!!??

OWNED
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 03:46 AM
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a strip club, people paid her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama is just like a race car, burns 50 rubbers a day.

OWNED
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 10:50 AM
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Alright, I'll give it a shot.

Yo mama is so stupid she drowned while the superbowl was doing the wave.
 
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post Apr 21 2006, 06:17 PM
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yo mama is so stupid she tried to save milk by eating cereal w/ a fork

pwwwwned
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 06:16 PM
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Yo mama so fat she tripped and fell, I was going to laugh but the ground was cracking up. rofl1.gif
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:00 PM
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
 
jEllyBeaNs
post Apr 22 2006, 08:10 PM
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Yo momma's house stank soo bad its like tha twilight Zone...cuz it smells like Do do do do do do...(tha twilight zone theme song, if u didnt kno).
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:14 PM
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Yo momma so fat, her nipples hit her teeth everytime she sneezes.
 
*chaneun*
post Apr 22 2006, 08:18 PM
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Yo mama's so masculine, that her husband was gay.

Haha, if you think about it, technically it makes sense.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:40 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy spilled out.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:45 PM
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Yo mama so dumb when it was halloween I asked her what she was going to be and she said the Trick and the Treat.
 
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post Apr 22 2006, 08:49 PM
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yo momma so fat she had to use map quest to find her neck.
 
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post Apr 23 2006, 10:30 PM
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yo mama so black she's my shadow
 
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post Apr 23 2006, 10:48 PM
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yo mama so ugly...she had to trick-or-treat over the phone
 
jEllyBeaNs
post Apr 23 2006, 11:33 PM
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yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 12:39 AM
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your mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY."
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Apr 24 2006, 12:33 AM) *
yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!


your mama's like a public bus, it's only a dollar for a ride bitch!! laugh.gif
 
*Girthy*
post Apr 24 2006, 06:14 PM
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Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 7:14 PM) *
Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.


Well yo mama is like a domino's customer, I deliver the good beef right to her door!!
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 09:31 PM
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Have you heard of the old lady that lived in the shoe?
Well Yo Momma soo poor she lived in a flipflop.
 
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post Apr 24 2006, 09:32 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid, I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave!
 
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post Apr 25 2006, 02:36 AM
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yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attetion.
 
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post Apr 25 2006, 06:33 PM
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
 
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post Apr 25 2006, 06:35 PM
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Yo mama so fat... shifty.gif she just a fat ass
 
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