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| *nightmare4taki* |
 Apr 17 2006, 10:58 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid omg wait, yo mama is so fat .......
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| *corizzle20* |
Apr 21 2006, 03:40 AM
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yo mama's so poor taht when i went to her house and rang the doorbell, she came out and said "ding dong!"
yo mama's so poor that when i went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette, she said "hey! who turned off the family heater?!!!?? OWNED |
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Apr 21 2006, 03:46 AM
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The Pope  Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
to corizzle20
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a strip club, people paid her to keep her clothes on. Yo mama is just like a race car, burns 50 rubbers a day. OWNED |
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Apr 21 2006, 10:50 AM
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Alright, I'll give it a shot.
Yo mama is so stupid she drowned while the superbowl was doing the wave. |
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Apr 21 2006, 06:17 PM
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yo mama is so stupid she tried to save milk by eating cereal w/ a fork
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Apr 22 2006, 06:16 PM
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Yo mama so fat she tripped and fell, I was going to laugh but the ground was cracking up.
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Apr 22 2006, 08:00 PM
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:10 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
Yo momma's house stank soo bad its like tha twilight Zone...cuz it smells like Do do do do do do...(tha twilight zone theme song, if u didnt kno).
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Apr 22 2006, 08:14 PM
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Yo momma so fat, her nipples hit her teeth everytime she sneezes.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:18 PM
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Yo mama's so masculine, that her husband was gay.
Haha, if you think about it, technically it makes sense. |
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Apr 22 2006, 08:40 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy spilled out.
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Apr 22 2006, 08:45 PM
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Yo mama so dumb when it was halloween I asked her what she was going to be and she said the Trick and the Treat.
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Apr 22 2006, 08:49 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
yo momma so fat she had to use map quest to find her neck.
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Apr 23 2006, 10:30 PM
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yo mama so black she's my shadow
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Apr 23 2006, 10:48 PM
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yo mama so ugly...she had to trick-or-treat over the phone
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Apr 23 2006, 11:33 PM
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Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn!
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Apr 24 2006, 12:39 AM
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 Hello There. Group: Member Posts: 1,572 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 88,673 |
your mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY."
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Apr 24 2006, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Apr 24 2006, 12:33 AM)  yo momma like a door knob...cuz everybody gets a turn! your mama's like a public bus, it's only a dollar for a ride bitch!! 
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Apr 24 2006, 06:14 PM
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Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes.
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Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 24 2006, 7:14 PM) Yo Momma is like the subway, everyone just cums and goes. Well yo mama is like a domino's customer, I deliver the good beef right to her door!! |
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Apr 24 2006, 09:31 PM
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 the name is ada. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
Have you heard of the old lady that lived in the shoe?
Well Yo Momma soo poor she lived in a flipflop. |
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Apr 24 2006, 09:32 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
Yo momma's so stupid, I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave!
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Apr 25 2006, 02:36 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
yo momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attetion.
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Apr 25 2006, 06:33 PM
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Apr 25 2006, 06:35 PM
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 Antho a.k.a the Afrodisiac Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 396,805 |
Yo mama so fat...
 she just a fat ass
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