Log In · Register

 
4 Pages V  « < 2 3 4  
Reply to this topicStart new topic
pick up lines
birdman
post Apr 13 2006, 11:31 PM
Post #76


Senior Member
***

Group: Member
Posts: 54
Joined: Mar 2006
Member No: 385,279



An English Teacher's Pick Up Line. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

"Are you single or plural?"

QUOTE(priyas @ Apr 12 2006, 11:41 AM) *
" hey whats up."

^^thats one.


THIS IS LOVELY :) I wish it's as easy as this and applicable to any girls.
 
*My Cinderella.*
post Apr 14 2006, 05:47 PM
Post #77





Guest






Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. wink.gif
 
fathomlessdame
post Apr 14 2006, 07:14 PM
Post #78


just another girl
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 490
Joined: Apr 2006
Member No: 393,136



pick up lines are dumb...even though theyre hilarious. theyd never work on me lol. all someone needs to do to get me is come up and say hi and chat with me. lol
 
Someone_Like_You
post Apr 16 2006, 09:12 AM
Post #79


Senior Member
***

Group: Member
Posts: 55
Joined: Jul 2004
Member No: 29,843



Are your parents retarded?
Cause you're special.

Do you know cpr?
Cause you just took my breath away.

haha
 
*RiC3xBoy*
post Apr 16 2006, 11:47 AM
Post #80





Guest






Are those rocket pants?.....You lucky bitch, tell me where you got them.
 
*Blow_Don't_SUCK*
post Apr 16 2006, 12:24 PM
Post #81





Guest






QUOTE(My Cinderella. @ Apr 14 2006, 6:47 PM) *
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. wink.gif

rofl1.gif laugh.gif what the f**k? That can never work.
 
*chaneun*
post Apr 16 2006, 12:37 PM
Post #82





Guest






QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Apr 16 2006, 1:24 PM) *
rofl1.gif laugh.gif what the f**k? That can never work.

Hey, did you just fart? wub.gif
 
*Blow_Don't_SUCK*
post Apr 16 2006, 01:14 PM
Post #83





Guest






^Christine stubborn.gif yes I did and I blew you away didn't I throb.gif
 
Paul M. is baaac...
post Apr 16 2006, 02:49 PM
Post #84


Senior Member
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 535
Joined: Nov 2005
Member No: 301,185



If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together :D.
 
whenALLelsefails
post Apr 17 2006, 12:04 PM
Post #85


Member
**

Group: Member
Posts: 22
Joined: Apr 2006
Member No: 394,595



i usually dont use pickup lines. usually id just go up to them and introduce myself. but there was this one time where i used the good old: did you just fart because you blew me away one.
 
oXMuhNirvanaXo
post Apr 17 2006, 12:06 PM
Post #86


Senior Member
******

Group: Member
Posts: 2,614
Joined: Jan 2005
Member No: 85,903



Your just as hot as my mom...
 
Paul M. is baaac...
post Apr 17 2006, 03:38 PM
Post #87


Senior Member
*****

Group: Member
Posts: 535
Joined: Nov 2005
Member No: 301,185



BADDA BING, BABY.
 

4 Pages V  « < 2 3 4
Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: