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 Apr 10 2005, 02:15 PM
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I was just wondering if anyone on these forums finds Dead Baby jokes funny. Yes, they are terribly cruel, but I know plenty of people who know some pretty imaginative ones...heh.
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Apr 10 2005, 03:28 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
What are they?
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Apr 10 2005, 04:49 PM
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They're usually really dumb and pointless, but just downright disgusting...and most of the time offensive, which is why I wasn't sure if they would be frowned upon here... o_o
A couple examples (just so you know what I'm talking about..): How long does it take to paint your wall red? - It depends on how hard you throw the babies at the wall. What gets louder as it gets smaller? -A baby in a trash compactor. Very mean, yes. Most of them can be used with anything. People substitute "baby" with "kitten" etc. Usually if you want to offend someone, you can find out what they love, and just throw it in there. Not that I would ever do such a thing...0_o |
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Apr 10 2005, 04:53 PM
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Gosh those jokes are soo sad and I had to hear one!
 How do you put 100 babies in a bathtub? With a blender.
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Apr 10 2005, 04:56 PM
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 if you feel like dying; you might wanna sing Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,836 |
o_o did i have to hear about this? lol
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Apr 10 2005, 04:57 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That's..disgusting.
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Apr 10 2005, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE(FoOd @ Apr 10 2005, 5:53 PM) Gosh those jokes are soo sad and I had to hear one! How do you put 100 babies in a bathtub? With a blender.  I heard a similar one... How can you fit twenty babies in a bowl? -With a blender. How do you get them out? -Tortilla Chips! |
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Apr 10 2005, 05:28 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
ugh those are disgusting. !
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Apr 10 2005, 07:01 PM
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Apr 11 2006, 08:27 PM
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 × Dead as Dillinger. ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,527 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,615 |
I am now numb to all the dead baby jokes, ha.
Which I guess is kinda bad. =/ |
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Apr 11 2006, 08:36 PM
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aww.. these are soo sad and cruel
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Apr 11 2006, 08:42 PM
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× Dead as Dillinger. ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,527 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,615 |
I think what I DO find funny are the people you tell them to who actually think you kill babies. I mean, I think that's why Dominic tells them in the first place to complete strangers, not to make them laugh, heh.
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Apr 11 2006, 10:07 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. 
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Apr 13 2006, 12:28 AM
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^ ahahaha
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