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| *chaneun* |
 Apr 1 2006, 02:00 PM
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A Marine stationed in Iraq received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend
back home. It read: Dear John, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, John included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.There were 57 photos in the envelope.... along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and then send the rest back to me. Take Care, John |
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chaneun Dear John.. Apr 1 2006, 02:00 PM
Smoogrish Oooh, she got pwned. Apr 1 2006, 02:11 PM _sarcastic_ haha that's a good one Apr 4 2006, 03:58 PM tahco_monster LOL THAT SUCKS
she's probably like "wtf?... Apr 4 2006, 04:00 PM Tribal J_Rome HAHAHA that's hella good Apr 4 2006, 04:01 PM KissMe2408 oooooo snap! Apr 5 2006, 01:38 AM No Fear SHE GOT SERVED! Apr 6 2006, 10:21 AM Paradox of Life AHAHA. Good one. Apr 8 2006, 07:42 AM add1cted2f1re thats what sluts deserve! Apr 14 2006, 01:36 AM im just a stupid worthless boy thats a good idea... Apr 14 2006, 09:18 AM pink.x.r0se haha ouchhh
that was pretty good =] Apr 14 2006, 09:55 AM imnoxonesmemory HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg. that is so friggin' hil... Apr 14 2006, 09:58 AM GetMiNE_GetY0URS That's hilarious! Apr 14 2006, 07:04 PM
x1049 omg. that's too great.
hooray for revenge... Apr 15 2006, 09:59 PM  |
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