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| *ranniel* |
 Mar 24 2006, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE(My Cinderella. @ Mar 23 2006, 7:17 PM)  I would use the brown bar thingy. haha, thats funny. id do the same thing. 
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Mar 24 2006, 11:46 PM
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 I can rot your brain ;]  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,160 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,261 |
Sometimes I would just use the Toilet Seat Cover to wipe thine butt.
:T If need be, I'd just scrape my ass against the wall. I keed. I'm not sure what I'd do. :[ |
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| *Libertie* |
Mar 25 2006, 12:23 AM
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Scary thought. I'll be honest, I'm not always smart enough to check, but luckily that's never happened to me.
If you're small and flexible, you could reach under the next stall and pull the door closed as you crawl underneath and into the other stall. Of course you'd still hafta do this while no one's in there, but at least then you wouldn't be standing in the middle of the bathroom with your pants down if someone walks in. And of course unless you're evil you'd hafta crawl back to unlock the first door. :P lol Sorry, I didn't want to repeat anyone's post so I had to come up with a stupid plan that would never work. XD |
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Mar 25 2006, 03:25 AM
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definitely gotta avoid those situations. but i agree with most people's answers. run to the next stall!!
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Mar 25 2006, 02:22 PM
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that happened to me and my friend before...my friend used some wax paper she found..and i used the brown toilet paper roll
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Mar 25 2006, 02:31 PM
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I always check before going in public bathrooms.
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Mar 25 2006, 07:15 PM
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i would just use my fingers, not wash my hands, and make sure i touched all places that i know ppl grab in public (i.e. stair-railings, doorknobs/door handles) and especially make sure to shake someone's hand
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Mar 25 2006, 07:18 PM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE(sillakilla220 @ Mar 26 2006, 12:15 AM) i would just use my fingers, not wash my hands, and make sure i touched all places that i know ppl grab in public (i.e. stair-railings, doorknobs/door handles) and especially make sure to shake someone's hand well THAT was predictable. you're getting boring... try something more creative. i generalyl carry tissues with me, so i would use them i suppose |
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Mar 25 2006, 07:25 PM
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Yeah, same as James. I usually carry a pack of tissues with me in my purse, but if I didn't, I suppose I would use my undergarments. And then run back home and change into a new set as soon as I got home.
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Mar 25 2006, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE(racoons > you @ Mar 25 2006, 4:18 PM) well THAT was predictable. you're getting boring... try something more creative. i generalyl carry tissues with me, so i would use them i suppose  fag
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Mar 26 2006, 02:03 AM
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i refuse to actually go number 2 in a public bathroom for some odd reason. but i guess if i actually did and there was no toilet paper, i'd crawl over to a different stall. :D
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Mar 26 2006, 04:05 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(My Cinderella. @ Mar 23 2006, 6:17 PM) I would use the brown bar thingy. UGGH!! the cardboard support..? 
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Mar 26 2006, 07:41 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE(sillakilla220 @ Mar 26 2006, 5:07 AM) fagtedious buffoon |
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Mar 26 2006, 07:54 AM
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^ james, you humor me :D
QUOTE(Cake. @ Mar 24 2006, 8:16 AM) I wouldn't be taking a dump anywhere public in the first place. And second, if I REALLY needed to go I'd probably check if there is toilet paper in that stall first. If not, I'd just go to another stall. And if I was dumb enough to take a shit somewhere public without toilet paper, I'd wait until no one was coming, walk to the next stall with my pants down to my ankles, and then wipe my ass. agreed. i refuse to take a dump outside of home. |
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Mar 26 2006, 01:01 PM
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See, when I "evacuate" at home, I have a box of tissues in the bathroom, just in case.
In public, I have this habit of checking the TP inventory before sitting... but let's say, hypothetically, I sat down, and already went, and there was no TP? Well, I've heard stories of a friend of mine CALLING someone to bring him TP. Not sure if it's true, but...haha. |
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Mar 26 2006, 04:07 PM
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QUOTE(racoons > you @ Mar 26 2006, 4:41 AM) tedious buffoon good one man u really got me... stick to makin your keyboard sticky |
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Mar 26 2006, 04:56 PM
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i would rather call a friend. i dont want to wipe my shit on anything else
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Mar 27 2006, 08:35 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE(sillakilla220 @ Mar 26 2006, 10:07 PM) good one man u really got me... stick to makin your keyboard sticky
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| *islandgirl4eva* |
Mar 27 2006, 09:17 AM
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I'd wait until someone came in and kindly asked for some spare tissue. If no one came in, I'd creep over to a stall and get some.
But I pray that this never happens to me! It would just be...ugh... |
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Mar 27 2006, 09:24 AM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Mar 23 2006, 7:31 PM) I keep a little thing of tissues in my purse so I've never had that problem. that's a good idea |
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Mar 28 2006, 04:33 PM
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oh boober. Group: Member Posts: 224 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 375,884 |
i dont know but who would use their sock?
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Mar 28 2006, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(subway @ Mar 28 2006, 4:33 PM) i dont know but who would use their sock? i know right, you needa put your foot back in that. |
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Mar 28 2006, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE(sillakilla220 @ Mar 25 2006, 4:15 PM) i would just use my fingers, not wash my hands, and make sure i touched all places that i know ppl grab in public (i.e. stair-railings, doorknobs/door handles) and especially make sure to shake someone's hand QUOTE(racoons > you @ Mar 25 2006, 4:18 PM) well THAT was predictable. you're getting boring... try something more creative. i generalyl carry tissues with me, so i would use them i suppose QUOTE(sillakilla220 @ Mar 25 2006, 8:07 PM) fagQUOTE(racoons > you @ Mar 26 2006, 4:41 AM) tedious buffoon QUOTE(sillakilla220 @ Mar 26 2006, 1:07 PM) good one man u really got me... stick to makin your keyboard sticky QUOTE(racoons > you @ Mar 27 2006, 5:35 AM) Amusing.  I'll stick to my sticky-less ways and keep tissue in my purse. |
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Mar 28 2006, 11:04 PM
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victim of myspace.com Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,435 |
I would reach into my purse for a kleenzex.
or just suffer and not wipe
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Mar 29 2006, 12:52 AM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol I just hella remembered my aunt. Whenever we go somewhere she's got a whole roll of toilet paper in her purse ahhahah
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