No Toilet Paper? Options

[subway]

Im just curious.

what would you do?
at a public place.
and you just took a dump

use hands.
use socks.
use pants.
use undergarments.
spend the night.
etc etc.
use your imagination.

i tried to make a poll and i filled out all these nice creative answers and all of a sudden i press submit and the poll is not there :(

--edit--
let's all just pretend that we carry tissue thingies and go into stalls in public bathrooms and take a shit. just answer the god damn question/

This post has been edited by subway: Mar 23 2006, 11:24 PM

[`SWTWiNKLE3YES]

lol put my pants on and go on the other side and get one. hah. iuno.

[jennyjenny]

I wouldn't be taking a dump anywhere public in the first place. And second, if I REALLY needed to go I'd probably check if there is toilet paper in that stall first. If not, I'd just go to another stall. And if I was dumb enough to take a shit somewhere public without toilet paper, I'd wait until no one was coming, walk to the next stall with my pants down to my ankles, and then wipe my ass.

[*My Cinderella.*]

I would use the brown bar thingy.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

I wouldn't be taking a dump anywhere public in the first place. And second, if I REALLY needed to go I'd probably check if there is toilet paper in that stall first. If not, I'd just go to another stall. And if I was dumb enough to take a shit somewhere public without toilet paper, I'd wait until no one was coming, walk to the next stall with my pants down to my ankles, and then wipe my ass.

I second that.

[Teesa]

Okay, we all know that we wouldn't be dumb enough to do that, but mistakes do happen so let's just answer the question :)

Uhm, I would try to go into another stall without anyone noticing. Or, if a friend was there with me, I would ask them to get me some.

[xOpRiNcEsSpReTTy]

haha this is something you dont see everyday. i would probably ask somebody on the other side for some, or use the toliet seat cover things

[voguelove]

if there was no one in the bathroom, id go and find toilet paper in another stall. if there were people and they kept coming, id just ask my stall neighbor to pass me some and then stay in there until shes done so she never has to see my face.

[radhikaeatsraman]

I use the little brown bar thingy like Jane. :x

[iDecay]

Well, I don't take dumps in public, unless I REALLY REALLY need to, and I wouldn't go in one without toilet paper. If I do though, for some odd reason, I'd ask the person in the stall next to me to get me some and like Maggie(?) said, I'd stay in there and I wouldn't let them see my face, lol. It would be easier if a friend or my mom or something was there though, haha.

*edit*

What's a brown bar thing? O_O

[EddieV]

I don't dump in public places, but if I ever did, and no toilet paper, I would use my tissue paper I always carry with me.

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

I wouldn't be taking a dump anywhere public in the first place. And second, if I REALLY needed to go I'd probably check if there is toilet paper in that stall first. If not, I'd just go to another stall. And if I was dumb enough to take a shit somewhere public without toilet paper, I'd wait until no one was coming, walk to the next stall with my pants down to my ankles, and then wipe my ass.

lol! same here. teehee
and same with teesa :]

oh and tina
the brown bar thing it the thing that holds the tp
lol

[xOpRiNcEsSpReTTy]

if there was no one in the bathroom, id go and find toilet paper in another stall. if there were people and they kept coming, id just ask my stall neighbor to pass me some and then stay in there until shes done so she never has to see my face.

LOL. i'd do that too.

[*Zatanna*]

Well, honestly - I have this uncontrollable fear of public restrooms and an even bigger fear of running out of toilet paper. (No lie and no I'm not a total freak... I don't think)

I keep a little thing of tissues in my purse so I've never had that problem.

[Pepperminto]

I hate going in public restrooms even if it had toilet paper in it. But if I had no choice, I'd just grab my stuff & run like hell to the next stall. AND if that one doesn't have any either, I'd call a friend to come to the rescue.

- Who the hell would use the brown bar thingy? Haha.

[slut]

use your face!

[subway]

I don't dump in public places, but if I ever did, and no toilet paper, I would use my tissue paper I always carry with me.

tissue paper?
the one you wrap presents with?
who the hell carries that around.

use your face!

we dont bend that way

and a brown bar thing is the cardboard left after you use all the tissue.

[silver-rain]

Hmm, I always check before to see if there is any toilet paper. But, if I missed it, I would try to sneak into another bathroom or ask for some toilet paper.

[snak3y3z1001]

tissue paper?
the one you wrap presents with?
who the hell carries that around.
we dont bend that way

and a brown bar thing is the cardboard left after you use all the tissue.

the kind of paper you use to wipe yur nose with.

i would use my sock

[AnnahhbeL]

when i really need to take a dump, i would.
if there's no tissue paper, forget it.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

I always check if there is toilet paper before I use the bathroom.
So thats never happened to me.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

I always check if there's toiled paper or not. So it rarely occurs. Besides, there's a pack of toiled paper under the sink which is right in front of my toilet. I never go number 2 in places that are not my bathroom.

[jue]

these are what i'd do

1)if no one was in the bathroom; i'd go to another stall.
2)use the brown paper thing after a roll is done
3)or if a friend was with me; i'd ask them to get some for me ><

[oXMuhNirvanaXo]

ok i would check frist coz yeah that would just suck.. if that happend and i would get a paper towl that we use to dry our hands off after washing our hands.. it may not be the best paper but its paper. what ever works works..

[juliar]

lol yea. if no one was there then i'd walk with my pants down to the next stall. if there was then i'd just either wait it out or poop it clean and pull out my pants. lol.