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 Mar 3 2006, 07:39 PM
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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy." "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle." The old woman fainted. |
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Mar 11 2006, 12:24 AM
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lol....entertaining...^^
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Mar 11 2006, 10:52 AM
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hmph.. lmao.
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Mar 11 2006, 08:25 PM
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ha ha
fun knee |
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Mar 12 2006, 01:56 AM
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hahahah lmaoo
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| *Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
Mar 20 2006, 05:40 PM
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| *digital.fragrance* |
Mar 21 2006, 03:44 PM
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OMgosh that's funny... in a bad way
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Mar 21 2006, 09:36 PM
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ahahaha xD
that made me giggle (; |
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Mar 21 2006, 10:54 PM
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haha. funny but a little mean?
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Mar 22 2006, 06:36 PM
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victim of myspace.com Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,435 |
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I think I've read it before, but I can't exactly tell when. Just as funny! |
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