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 Mar 3 2006, 07:35 PM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643  |
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. The man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." |
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Mar 3 2006, 07:40 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
heh..... that was funny, but it wasnt hilarious lol.
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Mar 5 2006, 09:05 PM
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 i'll be just fine Group: Member Posts: 322 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,428 |
I thought it was really funny!
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| *ranniel* |
Mar 5 2006, 09:10 PM
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Hahaha, Lmao.
 Really funny indeed.
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Mar 5 2006, 09:40 PM
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 Lurker. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 |
hahha. that was funny. Smart guy
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| *Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
Mar 5 2006, 09:42 PM
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haha hilarious
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| *kryogenix* |
Mar 7 2006, 12:16 AM
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Clever, but in reality, the wife has reason to be offended.
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Mar 7 2006, 09:39 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
It was alright
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Mar 11 2006, 12:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,652 |
i agree with kryogenix but it was cute
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Mar 11 2006, 10:19 AM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
it was smart
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Mar 12 2006, 03:17 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
The husband was smart but he might have to suffer some punishment from his wife...
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Mar 12 2006, 10:29 AM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
HAHAHA!! that was cute. =]
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Mar 19 2006, 01:23 AM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
It is cute (:
but i wouldnt like my husband saying that .. make me feel so like .. sluttish sleeping with another guy .. |
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Mar 22 2006, 06:59 PM
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victim of myspace.com Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,435 |
HAHA!!!
Guys smart. I would have been like...."Well....I brought clothes and you could have used them." haha. |
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