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The Vending Machine
xangelkissesx
post Feb 28 2006, 04:36 AM
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-Welcome to the CB Vending Machine-
-Please insert your coin and you may get a yummy treat-

This is how you play...
First Person:
-Inserts coin-

Second Person:
You get a box of tissues
-Inserts coin-

Third Person:
You get smelly socks
-Inserts coin-
and so on....

You don't have to always insert a coin...it can be something else happy.gif

-Inserts coin-
 
datass
post Feb 28 2006, 06:06 AM
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you get a bag of expired doritos

-insert coins-
 
d00kie
post Feb 28 2006, 04:14 PM
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you get a can of expired milk that has curdled

-insert coin-
 
xxxSiERRAxxx
post Feb 28 2006, 07:52 PM
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you get the only iPod of its kind...but once its in your hand you drop it over the Empire State Building

-insert cell-
 
much2muse
post Feb 28 2006, 07:53 PM
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you get a million counterfeit dollars.

-inserts dorito-
 
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post Feb 28 2006, 08:02 PM
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you get a bucket of water

-inserts dollar bill-
 
xxxSiERRAxxx
post Feb 28 2006, 08:24 PM
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You get a computer, with these keys missing: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Esc, F1, f2, f3, f4, f5, f6, f7, f8, f9, f10, f11, f12, ~, pause, windows logo, menu, 1234567890-=, backspace, home, []\;'./, shift, enter, page up, page down, end, home, all the arrows, delete, insert, and oh yeah, the left click and right click features are disabled.
but you get to keep this key: ,
-insert computer keys-
 
much2muse
post Feb 28 2006, 08:29 PM
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you get a printer with no ink.

-inserts monopoly money-
 
xxxSiERRAxxx
post Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM
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you get a monopoly board

-inserts monopoly houses-
 
lovescream
post Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM
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you get your very own voodoo doll of your ... enemy.

-inserts 2 cents-
 
iDecay
post Feb 28 2006, 08:45 PM
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You get a bag of expired chex mix.

-inserts science book-
 
d00kie
post Feb 28 2006, 08:47 PM
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u get nothing it eats ur science book

-inserts fallout boy tickets-
 
angelrevelation
post Feb 28 2006, 11:27 PM
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- it gives you william hung tickets instead laugh.gif

*inserts coins*
 
*salcha*
post Feb 28 2006, 11:34 PM
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you get your coins back

*inserts fake coins*
 
KrunkMuzik
post Mar 1 2006, 12:06 AM
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you get arrested

-inserts pesos-
 
*lil_chubby_cheeks2*
post Mar 1 2006, 12:10 AM
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an expired, moldy burrito pops out ;o

-inserts a coin tied to my finger and then pulls it out once it goes it-
 
iDecay
post Mar 1 2006, 12:12 AM
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-gives you spit-

-inserts julie-
 
*lil_chubby_cheeks2*
post Mar 1 2006, 12:17 AM
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LOL
EW SPIT! xD

julie?!? ;o
a 5 million dollar gift card pops out, availiable at any store, cos shes been wanted by the police :D

-inserts a gum wrapper-
 
aubbob
post Mar 1 2006, 01:54 AM
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it gives you pre chewed gum.
*inserts coin*
 
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post Mar 1 2006, 02:37 AM
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you don't get anything

*crams a ton of paper up the machine trying to jam it*
 
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post Mar 1 2006, 06:48 AM
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something kicks you and makes you stop

-inserts a bug-
 
much2muse
post Mar 1 2006, 09:18 AM
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you get styrofoam (sp?)
-inserts bubblewrap-
 
xxxSiERRAxxx
post Mar 1 2006, 04:22 PM
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you get popped bubblewrap

-inserts patrick star-
 
much2muse
post Mar 1 2006, 06:32 PM
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you get squidwards broken clarinet

-inserts roast beef-
 
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post Mar 1 2006, 07:52 PM
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you get pregnant.

*kicks the machine making coins fall out*
 

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