The Vending Machine |
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The Vending Machine |
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![]() Flirtation=Attention with Intention ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 206 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 276,209 ![]() |
-Welcome to the CB Vending Machine-
-Please insert your coin and you may get a yummy treat- This is how you play... First Person: -Inserts coin- Second Person: You get a box of tissues -Inserts coin- Third Person: You get smelly socks -Inserts coin- and so on.... You don't have to always insert a coin...it can be something else ![]() -Inserts coin- |
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#2
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![]() (′ ・ω・`) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 ![]() |
you get a bag of expired doritos
-insert coins- |
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#3
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![]() im not crazy im just a lil unwell... ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 382,236 ![]() |
you get a can of expired milk that has curdled
-insert coin- |
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#4
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![]() "lal! laugh a little!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 364,863 ![]() |
you get the only iPod of its kind...but once its in your hand you drop it over the Empire State Building
-insert cell- |
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#5
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RJL<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,194 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,019 ![]() |
you get a million counterfeit dollars.
-inserts dorito- |
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#6
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 ![]() |
you get a bucket of water
-inserts dollar bill- |
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#7
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![]() "lal! laugh a little!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 364,863 ![]() |
You get a computer, with these keys missing: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Esc, F1, f2, f3, f4, f5, f6, f7, f8, f9, f10, f11, f12, ~, pause, windows logo, menu, 1234567890-=, backspace, home, []\;'./, shift, enter, page up, page down, end, home, all the arrows, delete, insert, and oh yeah, the left click and right click features are disabled.
but you get to keep this key: , -insert computer keys- |
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#8
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RJL<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,194 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,019 ![]() |
you get a printer with no ink.
-inserts monopoly money- |
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#9
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![]() "lal! laugh a little!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 364,863 ![]() |
you get a monopoly board
-inserts monopoly houses- |
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
you get your very own voodoo doll of your ... enemy.
-inserts 2 cents- |
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#11
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![]() Pocketful of Sunshine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 ![]() |
You get a bag of expired chex mix.
-inserts science book- |
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#12
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![]() im not crazy im just a lil unwell... ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 382,236 ![]() |
u get nothing it eats ur science book
-inserts fallout boy tickets- |
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![]() You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 ![]() |
- it gives you william hung tickets instead
![]() *inserts coins* |
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*salcha* |
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you get your coins back
*inserts fake coins* |
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#15
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![]() FIFA World Cup Germany 2006! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,219 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,557 ![]() |
you get arrested
-inserts pesos- |
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*lil_chubby_cheeks2* |
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an expired, moldy burrito pops out ;o
-inserts a coin tied to my finger and then pulls it out once it goes it- |
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#17
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![]() Pocketful of Sunshine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 ![]() |
-gives you spit-
-inserts julie- |
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*lil_chubby_cheeks2* |
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LOL
EW SPIT! xD julie?!? ;o a 5 million dollar gift card pops out, availiable at any store, cos shes been wanted by the police :D -inserts a gum wrapper- |
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#19
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 2,817 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 381,065 ![]() |
it gives you pre chewed gum.
*inserts coin* |
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*salcha* |
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you don't get anything
*crams a ton of paper up the machine trying to jam it* |
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#21
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 ![]() |
something kicks you and makes you stop
-inserts a bug- |
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#22
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RJL<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,194 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,019 ![]() |
you get styrofoam (sp?)
-inserts bubblewrap- |
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#23
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![]() "lal! laugh a little!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 364,863 ![]() |
you get popped bubblewrap
-inserts patrick star- |
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#24
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RJL<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,194 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,019 ![]() |
you get squidwards broken clarinet
-inserts roast beef- |
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*salcha* |
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you get pregnant.
*kicks the machine making coins fall out* |
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