4 worded break up letter, continue the letter by adding... Options

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I'm not sure if this has been created already but, in this game you add 4 more words to create the ultimate break up letter.

I'll start:

To my dearest lover...

(this has been updated May 1, 2006)

To my dearest lover...

You've been the worst guy in bed I've ever had to eat. Honestly, you smell so if you don't mind.. I f**ked another guy. How does that feel? He's your best friend and I love him. Would you mind if I told everyone about that time that you were being a total horny bastard and you stuck the thing up my mom's ear and said some naughty words [and] broke her eardrum and gave me a... Or how about when you took the phone from me and said "Who's the bitch in that skanky little outfit".. it ended up being your mother in disguise, seeing if we f**ked, and her fatty butt was jiggling in my left nostril while she was dancing around the candycane lookalike pole.

I'm going off topic, but createblog is better than that guy will ever be in a mom's ass anymore. And I hope that you die with a needle up your behind. I really really really hate you that much so I'm gonna call your ex and tell her that you slept with that girl named Nancy- that she is a whore I love and then I will tell she seduced me and her I dumped you so that we could have a little fun doing a little bit of this and that and then we will try something new like horseback riding and throwing rocks at your ugly mother of a ugly son of a ugly sister of a ugly uncle of Lisa that is a whore who used to date.

I think you are an ugly retard who used toothpicks to pleasure his growing sexual desires and made fun of others that were too naughty to do things like rubbign his body with something that belonged to the inside of arotten animal who had sniffed his genitals and... and screamd i am very very very very very very very very in the mood for... guys who like to eat off of a... i like to move it i've had way better in a local preschool where little kids pee... its the best goldenshower not for unsexy bastards but for idiots like your mom and dad that's not as important i hate you bad just as much as... I hate brussel sprouts. You're so ugly, you heard someone say a rap that sucks- the rap was about you. Haha WHAT NOW fool?

You're such a jerk... don't talk to me or else I will never ever talk to your drugged-up mama, or I bitch-slap you. You're a living nightmare- I never loved you or cared for your squeaky voice that drives me insane at times. I'm sorry I stabbed your sister with a butter knife she happened to eat with the remnants of your genitals. I know it might be weird but you rock my socks up my tight ass and it felt pretty unlike your ugly face which was on that girl you'd cheated on me. Ugly face of yours. How come you cheat? You filthy animal who who likes to use pencils to stuff them poor little kittens with Hilary Clinton's ugly dress with George Bush likes to dance around in is so right for d**k Chaney who can who thinks he all hip, cool, and oldschool who likes to go I hate you bitch.

Otherwise, I think you're quite rad and spiffing an old bastard who still sleeps with a likes to scream you HORNY OLD BASTARD WHY?!?!?!??! You know why you because I really want what you never gave is NOT like heaven. Me in the beginning- I'm more like heaven that kanye west is cuz kanye west ROCKS! Honey, can we just LET ME SLAP YOU? This doesnt have to.. or you can suck make you kiss a mango tree and jump around while yelling, loudly WORD TO BIG BIRD YOU SUCK DICKS BASTARD!! I f**king hate you but you still love and I hate that. I just hate hate you so that much so go jump off a really tall tower or go talk to mommy because you're a wimp and I never knew until you did it.

That most fateful thing was that I met your very sorry ass. I can't believe that you're an ass, just get out of my life, you f**king horny bastard no one wants, so get a room. You're worthless to me- I wish you would just would go f**k yourself and die in a here's the promise ring because you have no balls to f**k me. You left me in tears and I hate you lots. Wouldn't it be better if you would just go and lick your ugly and very small d**k that I never wanted to touch and go jump off an ass of your mom and think of me as I laugh at what's between your legs. HA! HA! HA! ha. Shut up and die, then come on over and watch me make out with your best friend.

I know it hurts, but you are so cold hearted dear, I wish you would choke on a corndog while going to the salon to get your legs waxed and eyebrows plucked you f**king gay piece of turtle poop. Yuck yuck yuck yuck. Why can't you be a lot better than my hot ex Johnny? Because... I still love him and I don't love you, so why don't you go on and shoo before I really wanna bitch slap you and make you lick the ground that I shitted on when you had sex on with that stupid ugly ass mother of yours- seriuosly, she has so much butt that I had to get a tractor-trailer to stick up your fat ugly ass, that piece of a broken glass I found hidden in the smelly part of a butt ugly area of your body. I swear if I ever get the chance, I will f**king break your sorry little piece of cracker that you happened to eat in the girl's bathroom, how embarrassing, and threw it at my little sister, what an effing dork you piece of poopoo headed rainbow colored giraffe.

I freaking hate your dressing, who could dress such a flat butt in such ugly clothes with a bowtie GOSH?!?! And who would think that you really had those buns of steel. I would think twice about breaking up, but I couldn't wait to get rid of those heartaches you caused me, and all of the horrible times we had will surely be forgotten if only I'll let that time you dug your pen in my grandmother's cookie dough, that you were such so so so so a horrible person because you killed that poor little cat whom I loved dearly because it used to pee in our favorite neighbor's ass.

I remember the look of your f**king face that scared the hell out of little children who tried to sell sweet, little, innocent lemonade, but you had to run far far away. You make me so mad that I could burst into tears now. You ate my last cookie, you bastard, and now I must pummeldrive my large steamroller into your stupid sorry little penis that is truly embarassing to even look at, so I feel uncomfortable to be with you or even your ugly dog that bit my aunt in the nose, and she died fatally. i can't believe that I even thought about losing my hat to give to hobos who never did anything to you or your family.

You're seriously the biggest loser that ever met, you're so effing annoying. Why don't you just go jump off- I hope you die, you big fat lying sack of old carrots. You weigh more than a whale, well actually- you are a whale. How does it feel? Burn! That's right, you eat like a whsle.That's why it would suck to be with some freak like you.

It makes me barf to think about your oh so very tiny nipple. They are so ugly and it bothers me when you drink bug juice and baf all of it out on my hot pink furry lima bean that couldn't have made me so illiterate that I can't. You make me sick, you stupid egg eater who was bigger boobs- and I have herpes. I'm glad I passed away to avoid you.

I'm glad that I've grown a lot more. Much more than you. But weight doesn't matter because I hate you so much that I could throw my dog and throw my cat at your ugly face, but then they would be so freaked out and poop on you, making you smell like nothing but poop. I hate you like a stupid little girl and your penis just could jump up and smack you in the face. And I just had to say that 'cause I really hate you and I wish you would jump off the cliff. And I'd watch you fall 109 feet to the ground and die in a pile of putrid cow sh*t. I hope you'll never have to go through putting your face in anyone else's business again. I have to fart. And you can't stop...

This post has been edited by Smoogrish: May 1 2006, 07:10 PM