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post Feb 21 2006, 03:38 PM
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Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8FTFE180.shtml



Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
By Associated Press

5 hours ago

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.


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Smoogrish
post Feb 22 2006, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(Krunk_Muzik @ Feb 22 2006, 12:55 AM) *
LOL. That's dumbass stupid. There's always newspaper...

That's very stupid.


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post Feb 22 2006, 06:16 PM
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wow...there sure are some psychotic people in this world
 
Smoogrish
post Feb 22 2006, 06:18 PM
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No, just angry people. With anger issues.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 06:49 PM
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I dunno. Sometimes taking a shit is that damn serious.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 06:50 PM
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yo word tho, I could relate to duke...except I slap my dawg for tryna that when ic ame out...dukes still got the red markz acroz duke face.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(Elian Garcia Returns @ Feb 22 2006, 6:49 PM) *
I dunno. Sometimes taking a shit is that damn serious.


It's definitely serious for me. I have to work to get it out. laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 07:31 PM
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Omg.

How stupid.

Ova toilet paper though?

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