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[voguelove]

that shes gonna become a princess

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

but she had to wear ugly

[xosteffanator]

shoes. Oh know, whatever will she

[*lil_chubby_cheeks2*]

say to marry a frog that's

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looks so much better than her?

[_sarcastic_]

She had to get plastic surgery

[misskentucky]

to get rid of her nasty

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STORY SO FAR:

Once upon a time, a man married a dwarf for his powers but suddenly fell in love with a

toad which looked like a rather large moldy toe, with a cat-like creature stuck to his

disgusting toes with moles all around. The toad was actually a prince, who was just as

disgusting as any living thing that ever lived. one sunny day the man decided to be a

player and ditch his ugly girlfriend named sarah sue, somebody with a baseball bat. So

off he went to find another person. so one day he saw this singing witch flying on her

broom and he got way to close so she bit off his face and he died. The witch laughed and

ate him with honey mustard when suddenly, a dark looming shadow came up behind the evil

witch and said "you ate it all!". It was the man's spirit, that really said those evil

words & soon the witch melted, and he drank her up. she was taisty. Only her deformed

finger remained and all of a sudden it started to blow up like how the hell would you

make your sister lick her own toes. that's gross. The witch's sister appeared and pulled

out something big fat and green which was her wand & she cursed when she accidently hit

herself with a cauldren filled with little boys. The boys came out and kicked a famous

person cuz he tried to watch finding nemo on tv. finding nemo is a horrible movie. he

thought ta himself as he walked by the haunted wicked mansion. "When did this mansion get

here?" he wondered. Then an insane freaky huge plant tried to eat him. He ran away and

spotted this giant talkin apple that was tied to a dumb fat ugly midget who had warts on

his d**k which grew larger everytime he said "i hate witches" and he will be healed once

he knows that he is a really ugly man and wen he laughs at himself and everyone points at

him and he drops into a ditch. But then he gets up and he finds the nearest drug store

around and smoke some rotten potunias with orange juice nd threw up in the closest

garbage can. Then he said "what are we fighting for?" And a deep voice responded, "um...

cuz you're a motherf***in' bastard!" He walked over towards the voice and tripped off a

garbage can, ished himself then realized he wasn't fully clothed. He wrapped himself in

toilet tissue to look like mummies & Relized he had just cought

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis, but realized he misspelled "caught" so he

found a girl and he ask the girl for help about making his way to the highway so he could

commmit suicide since his Oscar Mayer balogna had been spoiled for 2 and a half years.

The bitter memory made him jump in front of a car. Tha car swirved and hit hisarm and

severed it off instantaneously. The driver stepped out and said, "wut the hell were you

thinking?" The man then proceeded to frantically shoot 'em with a glock 9 but soon ran

outta ammo so they took the dead body to tha dump cuz tha morgue was too sanitized for

dirty murdered bodies that reeked of stinky bread but looked delicious. He took a bite,

thinking "Yumm..Chinese food," and then he hurled it out and it started dancing the

salsa. He suddenly got hit with a car and died a brutal death. It was a gruesome death

indeed. Then there was a dance number on top of a new club where he had to breakdance

under his grandpa's apple tree with a turtle who was really thirsty for some smirnoff

ice, but he couldnt really drink it because of his abnormal tendancy to throw up whenever

he drank drinks that were colored with red or yellow food dye. The turtle's name was

Angela, and was actually a kitten in disguise that loved dogs and cats alike. So then he

went to the club to fiind himself a beautiful woman who had the hiv virus and would soon

also give it to him orally in the bathroom. But then the man left and felt a sudden itch

in his thing down there that is called his feet. Then realizes a huge spider had crawlen

upon his cheek! The man ran away from his mom because he couldnt do anything about his

missing butt crack problem which he couldn't stop scratching since he sat on that toad

stool, and fell flat on his face where he shortly after he died of asphyxiation. When he

died his brother murphy couldn't help but started to laugh because he realized he wasn't

dead. Soon the laughter died down and the dwarf came back to life with an ashtonishing

look on his dangerously bearded face, looking very horrified as he saw the worst thing

ever in dwarfland. It was a cookie! And the cookie monster ate the self-destructive

purple pineapple that could kick butt if you ate it. "Why did you have to eat it?" said

the ugly paris hilton. Then she walked away and tripped on a magic pair of underwear.

Then her ugly butt got huge & she started to cry. When a pervert came and grabbed it, she

screamed, "OMG wots this grabbing my butt?!" Then she turned back and bitch-slapped the

prevert. Then she used her hand and bitch slapped him again. Then her hand fell off, but

she was still bitch slapping him, over and over until she couldn't. Then she fell in love

with a frog but slapped the ice and fell into a bucket of other ugly rejected and stupid

posers only to realized that it was midnight so then sluterella decided that shes gonna

become a princess. but she had to wear ugly shoes. Oh no, whatever will she say to marry

a frog that looks so much better than her? She had to get plastic surgery to get rid of

her nasty...

hair, which actually didn't require surgery

[_sarcastic_]

but she wanted to look prettier

[bad_girl]

so she took out a hammer

[_sarcastic_]

and started to smash everything in

[mylittleMiracle]

yummy the food is.

[xxxSiERRAxxx]

She watched Fresh Prince of BelAir

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as she wondered where that dwarf...

[_sarcastic_]

went, cause she had a huge