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 Feb 16 2006, 04:55 PM
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Pencil in penis backfires A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past. So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis. Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported. Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth. "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." http://www.ananova.com Damn, this mafucka's a freak! 
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Feb 16 2006, 04:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 361 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 299,326 |
.........................................
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Feb 16 2006, 05:41 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
hahahhah...ive heard of people doing things like that before
its pretty damn stupid! one time a guy stuck a stick of wax down there and a piece broke off and started a growth in his sack lol |
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Feb 16 2006, 05:46 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
ROTF!
That is funny on so mnay different levels. What did he tell his partner? |
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Feb 16 2006, 05:55 PM
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wtf..
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Feb 16 2006, 06:05 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
lol wat a weirdo
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Feb 16 2006, 06:26 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
AAAH! This seems really painful...
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Feb 16 2006, 06:32 PM
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Wow that is crazy. Just wow.
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Feb 16 2006, 06:33 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
LOOL.
That's hilarious. It must've been embarassing. |
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Feb 16 2006, 06:39 PM
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 i lost weight with Mulder! Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,070 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,019 |
o...
wow. |
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Feb 16 2006, 06:39 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
OW! I mean ow. I don't even have one and I imagine thats excruciating. Ow!! I can't get the image out of my head. Poor guy. I guess he had it coming tho. Hes an idiot.
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Feb 16 2006, 06:47 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
That is so disgusting....
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Feb 16 2006, 06:54 PM
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 FIFA World Cup Germany 2006! Group: Member Posts: 1,219 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,557 |
Lol! This muthafucka... He krazy for that one. That's life with out Viagra.
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Feb 16 2006, 07:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 628 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,376 |
wow. a bit desperate there isn't it? i mean..sticking objects in weird places for pleasure. wow. just wow.
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Feb 16 2006, 08:55 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
... Thats just sad. He couldnt keep it up for as long as he wanted, so his bright idea is to insert a pencil. Wow.
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Feb 16 2006, 08:58 PM
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 I love Havasupai Group: Member Posts: 1,040 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,878 |
Damn! It hurts to even think about it. A whole pencil!
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Feb 16 2006, 09:01 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
i read that somewhere..
anyways hella nasty. how are you gonna do that. ew |
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Feb 16 2006, 09:06 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
What I want to know is what happened to the woman. I wonder what her reaction was when she found out. And how freakin' thin was that pencil?
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Feb 16 2006, 09:23 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
just reading the line made my crotch flinch..
that's just wrong. |
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Feb 16 2006, 09:25 PM
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lol wouldn't his partner notice theres a large hole?
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Feb 16 2006, 09:36 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
WTF? ever of heard of viagra, kid?
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Feb 16 2006, 09:43 PM
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that's like SO HAWT. <3
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Feb 16 2006, 09:49 PM
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 Peggy. Group: Member Posts: 2,508 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,025 |
First impression: ROFLMAO.
Viagra is available. 
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Feb 16 2006, 09:53 PM
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 when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
oh dear, how embarrasing. xDD
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Feb 16 2006, 11:23 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
QUOTE(xnofearx @ Feb 16 2006, 6:26 PM) AAAH! This seems really painful...  that's what i was thinking... he could have just talked to his doctor about his problem...damn... 
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