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 May 19 2004, 01:40 AM
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They lost the instruction manual.
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound? - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 19 2004, 01:42 AM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3  Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
no
what time is it? ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 01:43 AM
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its time for me to answer this question
how many more questions are there? |
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May 19 2004, 05:13 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
infinty!! goes on and on...
why is your mouth wet? |
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May 19 2004, 06:36 PM
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because i just drank some water....
....how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?? |
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May 19 2004, 06:45 PM
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 cB`s Unofficial Sig Whore Group: Member Posts: 185 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,784 |
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wtf? |
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May 19 2004, 06:46 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
don't know dude. dont ask dude. yeah dude.
why do armpits grow hair? 
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May 19 2004, 08:00 PM
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Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
cos you smell so bad that your hair is running away from your body..
why is the sky blue?? |
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May 19 2004, 08:09 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
because the tress took green and the cement took gray and the dirt took brown
why is the t.v on? |
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May 19 2004, 08:27 PM
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WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
i juss turned it on for you!
why do you eat? |
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May 19 2004, 08:28 PM
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because food is tasty
why is duct tape so fascinating? |
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May 19 2004, 08:37 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Because I strangle myself with it.
Why do speakers not speak? |
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May 19 2004, 08:38 PM
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because i duct taped their mouths shut
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? |
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May 19 2004, 09:27 PM
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Larry
Wheres Waldo? |
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May 19 2004, 09:32 PM
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In the gutter.
How come horse-fly's are mean? |
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May 19 2004, 09:40 PM
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because I'm one of them and I'm just a big meano
Why do horses have wings? |
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May 19 2004, 10:12 PM
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I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
cause right now, your mad.
am i cute?  ::jerry:: |
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May 19 2004, 11:41 PM
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 you're lovely. :] Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,222 |
sure! why is the sky blue?
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May 19 2004, 11:45 PM
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because blue's a pretty cool color
Why isnt everything blue? |
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May 19 2004, 11:51 PM
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Because then earth's name would be changed to "land of the smurfs" and then we'd have to rename all of the other planets, not to mention the sun, and it would just get insane thinking up all those new names to call things. We'd end up just calling things just plain "blue" and then people would say "Hey, there, blue-boy!!! Have you been to that new blue restaurant? It's called "blue"! It tasted quite good!"
Erm...sorry.   Does anyone else see those floating purple elephants? 
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May 19 2004, 11:53 PM
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LOL that's an awesome response
 No, but I see floating blue elephants  Why do I see strange things? |
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May 19 2004, 11:55 PM
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Because you have seen my grandma and she's really strange...(she's a meano...so yeah)
Why do I step on people's feet? |
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May 19 2004, 11:56 PM
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Because its fun
Why am I so short? |
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May 19 2004, 11:58 PM
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Liv's Secret Lover *shhhh* Group: Member Posts: 201 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,229 |
Because you need something called IhavereallybigfeetthatneedtobecutoffbecauseIkeepsteppingonotherpeoplesfeetandits
urtfulandmeantosteponotherpeoplesfeetsoIneedtogetthemcutoff surgery. It's quite painful...and you can't walk for awhile...erm...well....ever again.  I actually don't suggest it.  Ermm that was for natimarie's question. For emeraldknight: because when you were born, the doctor spanked you so you would breathe, but it jiggled around some nerves in your brain or something, and it was the part that made you grow. So you're short. Sorry, man. That's the way the ball rolls.  Why is that strange man looking in my window?  
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May 20 2004, 12:00 AM
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because he's a spy for some covert operation funded by some renegade country and he's trying to figure out the best way to kidnap you
Why is Garfield so funny? |
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