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3 in 1 story, a joke....
spoon_fork
post Jan 29 2006, 08:16 AM
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ok, i just heard this from my cousin.... its a trick 3 in 1 question.... and its also a joke...

answer this:

1) how can u put an 15 foot whole elephant in an 2 foot fridge?

2) theres a rich lady that has a private plane and planing to go to another country, in the plane a brought along her Mercedes Benz, King Size Bed, Fridge, and a Power Boat.... while flying in the air the pilot notice the over weight of the things she brought along.... so the pilot told the lady to throw away one of her heavy belongings outside because the plane might crash.... so what would she throw away?

3) john and peter was lost in the forest, john told peter that he will die because of thirst... so peter left john to find some water.... but when peter came back john was dead... how did john die?



answer this please..... hehehehe have fun......

i will give the answer in Feb. 1
 

Posts in this topic
spoon_fork   3 in 1 story   Jan 29 2006, 08:16 AM
F_L_I_P   Awww I use to know what the answers were :[ -Phil...   Jan 29 2006, 05:23 PM
wind&fire   1) how can u put an 15 foot whole elephant in an 2...   Jan 29 2006, 08:20 PM
Mintyfresh977   1) how can u put an 15 foot whole elephant in an 2...   Jan 29 2006, 08:57 PM
wind&fire   ^oh yeah.... T_________T   Jan 30 2006, 12:58 AM
spoon_fork   Mintyfresh977 good one.... but wrong in the first....   Jan 30 2006, 02:54 AM
Mintyfresh977   QUOTE(spoon_fork @ Jan 30 2006, 3:54 AM)Minty...   Jan 30 2006, 07:43 PM
bad_girl   1) how can u put an 15 foot whole elephant in an 2...   Feb 3 2006, 08:24 AM
Petrified   I would had totally different answers.   Feb 3 2006, 12:31 PM


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