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steeler fans click here, when peyton manning went to heaven...
illumineering
post Jan 24 2006, 11:51 PM
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When Peyton Manning died and went to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag and in every window, a Terrible Towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said........

"That's not Ben's house.....it's MINE. "
 

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illumineering   steeler fans click here   Jan 24 2006, 11:51 PM
yo pusha   lol, sorta not really funny my joke is better   Jan 25 2006, 01:49 AM


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