when i was small, i used to think that... Options

[heyyfrankie]

when i was younger, i used to think that if i wished REALLY hard on all of my birthdays while blowing out the candles...i c/would become the green lantern.

never worked. :[

[krispy_kreme333]

I used to think the movie Jamunji was scary. It scarred me for life.

[sarcastic biscui...]

Oh yeah, and I remember thinking that anything that had the word 'free' in it was free, like at the grocery store...I would walk over to the yogurt and find one that said 'fat free', walk over to my mom, and go "Mommy, buy this one!"

[Dragonfly_babe]

When i was younger I thought then when people moved they would switch places with the person buying the house.

[De112]

when I was young I used to think the gangsta tooth fairy gave me dollar bills...
I got juiced one time cus i kept putting my tooth under my pillow but he never copped me some dollar bills. Moms had to explain.

[*chaneun*]

i used to think that 1st grade was highschool.
i used to think that i could fly if i put my arms on top of pillows and flap them.
i used to think that dimetap cold medicine was soda, so i drank a whole bottle.

[Smoogrish]

I used to think I could get a wand from some tree out back, stick some hair in the center, and make things float with "Wingardium Leviosa!"

Goodness knows how long I spent trying to do that flick thing.

[*Mintyfresh977*]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

Me too. Lol.

[Teesa]

When I was small, I used to think that there were 52 states, instead of 50.
And that my dolls were real..I think I got that from A Little Princess.

[Smoogrish]

^ I still talk to my stuffed animals, on occasion. They're just so.. cute and friendly looking!

*everyone: oh. what a weirdo.*

[voguelove]

when i was young, i thought if i sat on the toilet seat for too long then a witch would grab me with her hand and pull me down.

[Smoogrish]

Whoa. I wasn't that.. scared. I only thought that you could flush yourself down the toilet.

But jeez, a witch? Agh.

[NoSex]

when i was young, i thought if i sat on the toilet seat for too long then a witch would grab me with her hand and pull me down.

Wow. I thought that exact same thing. I also figured that when you flushed, you sent her dumb ass packing. So, even if I didn't have to go, I would run into the bathroom, flush the toilet, and declare victory.

[*stephinika*]

when i was younger, i used to think making babies involved a guy and a girl just lying next to/on top of each other in bed, thats it.

[STFU_BREAKIT]

when i was young, i thought florida was in the sky cause we would always go on an airplane.

when i was young, i thought everything had feelings.

when i was young, i thought you could get to heaven on a plane.

[shortiiex]

when i was small i used to think that if i ate an watermellon seed, then a watermellon would start to grow inside of me. so then i wouldnt drink so the seed wouldnt get watered.

i thought of that after i watched Rugrats

When I was young, I used to think that you came out of your mom's belly button when you were born.

same here..and i thought you can even see throught the belly button

[Relient]

When I was young, I used to believe that I could fly in the sky like those old kung fu movies if I kept using air as a stepping stone and move foot by foot.

Ahh... naivety...

[Retrogressive]

That Canada and Mexico were beside eah other.
Silly little girl.

[Smoogrish]

When I was young, I used to believe that I could fly in the sky like those old kung fu movies if I kept using air as a stepping stone and move foot by foot.

Ahh... naivety...

Hahahahha. That would be nice though ;)

[krispy_kreme333]

When I was in 3rd grade I used to think that going into space wasn't that difficult, and that I would someday go to the moon. I imagined going to space was like getting on a plane and bam you were there. Eventually I realized that it would never happen.

[mzbbc]

when i was little my sister and my cousin use to tell me tht i would die first because i was the oldest, so i thought i would die before them just because i was older. :(

haha woah i thought that too.

when i was little i used to think that aladdin was a real person.

[emazing]

srsly.
When I was a bit younger, like around 6 or 7, I used to imagine that if I swallowed an orange/apple seed, then it would grow inside of me, and I would have roots and such sticking out of my mouth, nose, and whatnot.
I had a strange way of thinking.

[AcrylicuZ]

when i was little i thought that looking at the microwave light would make you ugly *from some movie*

[racoons > you]

when i was young, i thought nsync were the height of musical excellence.

[loveneko]

When I was small I used to think that if you touched a fat person you would get fat.

When I was little I used to think that if you planted money you could grow a money tree(and i did it)

When i was little I thought you could jump into the T.V (Damned Blue Clues)

When I was little I used to think dolls came to life, and watched T.v with you, but you couldnt show them scary movies cause they would be evil. (Darned Chucky)

When I was little, i thought my kitty would protect me from those evil dolls.

When I was little, i thought you would catch cancer in your vagina if you sat with your legs open.