Man dates his mom over internet, LMAO |
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| *Zatanna* |
 Dec 27 2005, 09:42 PM
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That's seriously disturbing.
 I guess he never asked for a photo. I'm not even sure I'd want to be a fly on the wall when *that* came to light.
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Dec 27 2005, 09:51 PM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
oh my, online dating is ok..but what if prince of pleasure gone a bit further than that in a more um...sexual way?
 it's so embarassing.. god. the worst that can happen, i say |
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| *lil_chubby_cheeks2* |
Dec 27 2005, 09:57 PM
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LOL
thats sad teehee |
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| *chaneun* |
Dec 27 2005, 09:58 PM
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this is so embarassing.
that guy is me :x |
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Dec 27 2005, 11:17 PM
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Hahah this is like one of those stories they tell to bad children: "Once upon a time, a man went online dating and hooked up with his mom. They met on the beach and were cursed and lived horrible horrible lives for the rest of eternity. This is why you don't go online dating or you will be CURSED. FOREVAAAAAR!!!" And then the tiny little children scream and all run away.
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Dec 27 2005, 11:57 PM
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haha i got my laugh for the day.
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Jan 7 2006, 03:27 AM
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 JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
i feel sorry for the wife shes just lucky her husband didn't divorce her. cause she was looking for a boyfriend on the internet hah
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Jan 7 2006, 05:23 AM
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 ...haha good read
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Jan 9 2006, 01:08 AM
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omg that is just to f**king funny
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Jan 9 2006, 01:32 AM
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...HAHAHHAA.
I'm glad they're able to find light in this, though. =p |
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Jan 18 2006, 08:04 PM
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You know what I heard from ONE of my friend. Her alias "Ugly Duckling". She just wanted to play around in YAHOO doing cyber sex with the guy she met who lives near her area. Well she got into it. My friends and I were there watching her having fun -_-;;
I remember her conversation was like Her: So where are you at right now and how old are you? Him: I'm at my office working. And I'm 42 years old. Too old for you. Her: really. Sounds fun to be cyber sexxing with a 42 year old guy. Him: Yes it's fun talking to an 18 year old girl who is so mature about this. My friends and I were cracking up thinking UGLY DUCKLING is crazy -_-;; She's not like this at all. She was just bored so she just did it. She talked for 2 hours and she started saying how horny she is for the first time -_-;; After 3 hours later. We were invited for dinner at ugly duckling's house. We were around the table eating foods and her uncle came late. Her uncle was like happy all of a sudden. He's really never a happy guy. He is always depressed and moody. But just that day he was like happy and excited. Then my friend asked him how was his day and he goes like "I think I'm in love." And we were excited to hear his love story...but it actually was uncomfortable but he didnt mind cause he was so into it. He's like "I met this girl online. I know this doesn't sound good. I met a girl who was 18 years old. And suddenly she was talking cyber sex with me. I didn't really mind because you know how 18 years old are. I didn't really want to response because I'm a shy person but she helped me talk a lot and WOW she's unbelievable." We were in the table, LOOKING SHOCKed. And my friend asks when this happened. It happed at 2:20PM. THE EXACT TIME THAT MY FRIEND WAS CHATTING. It was horrible. We all lost our appetite. My friend still didn't tell her uncle that it was her -_-;; She felt so bad but felt DISGUSTING. -_-;; That's how she got her alias name, "Ugly Duckling" -_-;; her boyfriend give her that alias name lol. |
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Jan 22 2006, 12:40 AM
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lmao. i bet that was surprising. ew, that's gross though! ><
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Jan 22 2006, 02:31 AM
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LOL! That's hilarious. Although I kind of feel bad for them. That must be very hard on one's mind. They'll probably need therapy. It also sucks that they're a big joke now. I mean that type of thing is embarassing and horrible enough without everyone knowing about it.
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Jan 22 2006, 02:49 AM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus.. Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534 |
At least the lady wasn't talking to some rapist. Lol.
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Jan 22 2006, 11:30 AM
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Hahah yeah.. better meeting your son than a rapist on a beach. >.<
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| *Blow_Don't_SUCK* |
Jan 22 2006, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jan 18 2006, 9:04 PM) You know what I heard from ONE of my friend. Her alias "Ugly Duckling". She just wanted to play around in YAHOO doing cyber sex with the guy she met who lives near her area. Well she got into it. My friends and I were there watching her having fun -_-;; I remember her conversation was like Her: So where are you at right now and how old are you? Him: I'm at my office working. And I'm 42 years old. Too old for you. Her: really. Sounds fun to be cyber sexxing with a 42 year old guy. Him: Yes it's fun talking to an 18 year old girl who is so mature about this. My friends and I were cracking up thinking UGLY DUCKLING is crazy -_-;; She's not like this at all. She was just bored so she just did it. She talked for 2 hours and she started saying how horny she is for the first time -_-;; After 3 hours later. We were invited for dinner at ugly duckling's house. We were around the table eating foods and her uncle came late. Her uncle was like happy all of a sudden. He's really never a happy guy. He is always depressed and moody. But just that day he was like happy and excited. Then my friend asked him how was his day and he goes like "I think I'm in love." And we were excited to hear his love story...but it actually was uncomfortable but he didnt mind cause he was so into it. He's like "I met this girl online. I know this doesn't sound good. I met a girl who was 18 years old. And suddenly she was talking cyber sex with me. I didn't really mind because you know how 18 years old are. I didn't really want to response because I'm a shy person but she helped me talk a lot and WOW she's unbelievable." We were in the table, LOOKING SHOCKed. And my friend asks when this happened. It happed at 2:20PM. THE EXACT TIME THAT MY FRIEND WAS CHATTING. It was horrible. We all lost our appetite. My friend still didn't tell her uncle that it was her -_-;; She felt so bad but felt DISGUSTING. -_-;; That's how she got her alias name, "Ugly Duckling" -_-;; her boyfriend give her that alias name lol.   jesus motherf**king christ 
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Jan 22 2006, 06:20 PM
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Hahahahahh.
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Feb 3 2006, 10:19 PM
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 i'll be just fine Group: Member Posts: 322 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,428 |
I don't know who I feel more sorry for! Ewww...
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Feb 6 2006, 05:12 PM
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Oh mann... I feel sorry for this guy.
And the dad. 
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Jun 15 2007, 01:36 PM
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LMAO! WOO THATS FUNNY! and nasty
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| *Mercy* |
Jun 15 2007, 02:24 PM
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That is so f**king sad.
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| *steve330* |
Jun 15 2007, 02:26 PM
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Hey like father like son.
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Jun 15 2007, 02:27 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 15 2007, 07:26 PM) Hey like father like son. Cheeky cheeky little steve. |
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Jun 15 2007, 07:45 PM
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Omg... LOL.
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Jun 15 2007, 10:43 PM
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 i less than three you. Group: Member Posts: 278 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 525,773 |
Wow that is crazy and disgusting!
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