whats the dumbest thing you ever said? |
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 Jan 7 2006, 01:38 PM
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 oink  Group: Member Posts: 1,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,836  |
whats second hand smoking?
 *silence* class stares at me..* |
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Jan 7 2006, 08:04 PM
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This kid I like was asking me wha talent in school I was in so it went like this:
Him: What talent are you in? Me: I'm in virgo. Him: What? I asked what talent yo uwere in. Me: OHH *bursts out laughing for like 30 seconds* .. *stops* Writing :] LMAO |
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Jan 8 2006, 08:44 AM
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It was Christmas Day, and I was a bit grump for not getting what I wanted for Christmas. So my aunt walks over to me and asks, "Where's the happiness at today?" And I responded with, "What HA-PPI-NESS?" My sister bursted out laughing, since her mind was in the gutter. I regret pronouncing happiness like that.
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Jan 8 2006, 05:07 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
ahh my latest i am very gulliable
me: omgosh guess what i heard! did you know that kelly clarkson is randy jackson's illegitimate love child?? friend: w....t....f 
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Jan 12 2006, 10:35 AM
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lol this was my frend but one time we were doing our wrld histroy hw nd shes was like
Freind:wait...minji... is jewish really a country? Me:LOL |
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Jan 12 2006, 08:37 PM
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 Tasty. Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,784 |
Sam: You know he's moving to New York?
Me: That's like...west coast. |
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Jan 12 2006, 09:04 PM
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 music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
Me: *walking around with electronic belt that has DEJAY on it*
Random girl: What's your name? |
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Jan 12 2006, 11:32 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Customer: Can you please get me this Magnavox TV.
Me: *comes with a DVD player* I have your DVD player sir... Customer: 
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Jan 13 2006, 08:40 PM
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the guy I like was giving me a scalp masage...
ME:man, this is making me so relaxed I could fall asleep. haha, I forgot to tell you: I'm a necrophiliac! NO WAIT. That's when you have sex with dead people. ......I totally meant narcolepsy, which is when you fall asleep randomly...um. *gullllllllll* |
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Jul 13 2006, 08:51 PM
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 i think you're stupid. Group: Member Posts: 608 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 388,203 |
it was world aids day and we were learning all the statistics
teacher: do you know what kind of people have aids the most? me: PROSTITUTES! teacher: 
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Jul 13 2006, 09:03 PM
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 Nickk Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 438,183 |
QUOTE(Babi3xFoOlish @ Dec 25 2005, 10:57 AM)  friend: whats the capital of texas? me: washington dc!?! Haha mines was quite similar but like Friend:Whats the capital of Japan? Me: OMG your stupid.  Friend: whaa?  Me:JAPAN! Friend:  T__Tthat just happend today. My I am strange. |
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Jul 13 2006, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Dec 26 2005, 6:10 PM) 1942 was when columbus sailed the ocean blue. haha! OMG! The teacher asked when Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and I raised my hand and said 1942. Then there's this other time. Friend: What? New Orleans is in Louisiana? I thought it was a state. Me: I thought New Orleans was in Florida. We both said something dumb. |
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| *Steph Chan* |
Jul 13 2006, 11:38 PM
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*at the dinnertable, eating dinner*
"I'm hungry," |
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Jul 14 2006, 12:17 AM
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 out to life... Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,862 |
I got arrested once for being a smartass to a cop (and for having a warrant). I got a ticket when I was 17 and just avoided paying it and forgot to show up to court. So evidently I had a warrant out for my arrest and this cop pulls me over for speeding.
Cop: "License and registration, please." [I hand it to him, he goes back to his car, comes back.] Cop: "Son, do you know how fast you were going back there?" Me: "Not really but I'd guess somewhere around 45 and a half in a 20." Cop: "Look, I don't need any lip from you." Me: "You're pretty but you're not that pretty." Cop: "That's enough... you know we've been lookin' for you, right?" Me: "Yeah, I've been looking for you, too." Cop: "Oh yeah? How's that?" Me: "Right here in my rearview." He then pulled me out of my car, cuffed me, and hauled me off the jail. Never backtalk a cop, please. |
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| *ECD & C0* |
Jul 14 2006, 11:19 AM
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mike: ew a dead bird
me [katie]: where *looking up* |
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Jul 14 2006, 11:21 AM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
OOEY GIRLLL: and we were blowing a ball in the hole
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Jul 14 2006, 02:53 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
*on aim a long time ago*
my friend: so i'm going to WA this week. me: you're going to wa?! my friend: ....you know, the initials for the state. me: -_-;; what state? west virginia? my friend:........no, you idiot. washington. me: oh....>.< |
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Jul 14 2006, 10:55 PM
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 the name is ada. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,688 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 334,608 |
sister:japan is hella rich.
me:na uh tokyo is |
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Jul 15 2006, 12:23 AM
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Nickk Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 438,183 |
QUOTE(ECD & C0 @ Jul 14 2006, 6:19 AM) mike: ew a dead bird me [katie]: where *looking up* HAHA. OoOo!! Like that A dead bird flying thing. I always get fooled by that
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Jul 15 2006, 06:09 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,053 |
Friend: Keak Da Sneak is SEXYY.
Me: (I was thinking of someone else) Yes, white guys are hot. You wouldn't get it. |
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| *ECD & C0* |
Jul 15 2006, 01:46 PM
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^-- haha
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Jul 15 2006, 03:26 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
once in math class, this is something my friend said
teacher: "what's the biggest number you can think of right off the top of your head?" friend: 4! |
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Jul 15 2006, 04:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
Friend & I talking about a girl we havn't seen in awhile.
Me: "Yah, I saw her myspace, she added me." Friend: "Does she look different?" Me: "She looks the same but different." Both 2 seconds later: "  "
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Jul 15 2006, 09:05 PM
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 Id brag if i had sex with me too Group: Member Posts: 112 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,537 |
i said hows it going to a terminally ill person
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Jul 15 2006, 09:10 PM
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We were in the kitchen...
Friend: Man I'm hungry *fixes raviolli's* Me: Yeah *watches* Friend: *takes out of microwave* I made raviolli's! Me: cool! Friend: *burns* OUCH! I just burnt my tounge!!! Me: Was it from your ice cream!?  Friend: Me:..........wait  ....nevermind.At school Teacher: How many fingers do you have on each hand? Me: 6!!! Teacher:  *fails at life*Students: *stares at me* Me: ......oh crap 
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