the "cannot believe they said that" topic, ..... Options

[Tribal J_Rome]

yesterday
my brother: "You are the biggest waste of space"

talk about brotherly love eh? mother fuc....

[De112]

*sigh*

years ago, on the football field. I got taken out of the game for messing up a couple times. And this one mexican guy goes "man, you need to go back to Africa with the rest of you.."

I broke his nose.

[amm0439]

one time my dad looked at my fingers and said "are your fingers swollen or are you just fat?"
...my fingers weren't swollen...it was supposed to be "jokingly" but still that was kinda shittty...

my friend's mom once said to him that if she were his age she wouldn't wanna be his friend....
yeah if I were him I'd cry...

[EddieV]

::Joanne walks by::
Joanne: Eddie, you're stupid!
Me: o_0

[*Programmer*]

Me: Ey wasup man
Friend: Ey man...what's good?
Me: working day to day...you know..haven't talk to my girl Crystal in like 3 days..
Friend: Sh*t f*ck it...Ey...man i had to tell you before she did..i banged your girl last night...
Me: *laughs*..you serious...?
Friend: yeah...
Me: Oh sh*t then..since were being all truthful.....
Me:god.....your girl of 4 years Sheena...
Friend:*looks at me funny *
Me:i...i...been banging her behind ya back for 2 years now..dawg.. .
Me: never knew when i'd be the right time to tell you...
Friend:you B*tch!
(conclusion was he got knocked the **** out...)
Somtimes the truth is the most f*cked up thing to say....

[misskentucky]

My Mom: That shirt is to tight
Me: Um no....
Mom: I mean around the waist...
Me: What?
Mom: Your hips are spilling out.
Me: *sad*
Mom: Go wear some baggy clothes.

I'm not fat, I just have some love handles/a little bit of a belly. I'm hurt :(

[Smoogrish]

my friends and i were walking in the city with our arms linked and this 10 year old guy walks pasts and says

"wow three lebians"

Wow. Wonder why that never happened to us.. the other day, we were practically skipping down the road with linked arms doing the can-can. This car honked at us. My friend, the ever skilled, flicked it off.

I don't really have to worry about these things.

[*rtc_nospeakenglish*]

" what are green houses made of? "

- Thatgirlwhodidn'twantmetoputhernamein

[crazeegirl411]

It sucks the ones that say they're not fat, their mothers say they're fat...but the ones that think they're fat, their mother probably tells them otherwise.

Gah.

Me: Are you mine anymore?
Him: I'm not sure I'm anyone's anymore >.<

I was prepared for it...I was soooooo prepared for it, but I wasn't prepared for it.

[mzbbc]

[waiting for the bus]
me: omg it's my bus... oh wait that's yours.
him: it's my bus it's my bus SUCK MY COCK it's my bus!!!!!
me: ...


people say strange things sometimes haha

[azngrl7691]

(im korean)
in wrld history my teacher was asking ok so the region in asia with liek korea china japan blah blah wats it called nd this one grl sed poor nd i was like WOW WTF
(answer as orients..?)

[xFaith]

a conversation with my little brother and my mother (and me interrupting) the other day:

brother; Mom.. do you know.. Sharmayne(thats me) and Milou (thats a friend of mine) hang out with a skinhead.. and thats why Milou smokes
me: WHAT? thats not true, she smoked long before we started hanging out with him.
brother; and do you know what's the worst, mom?
mom: what?
brother: HE HAS f**ked ALREADY!

me: ...
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
mom: Oh my god, really??
brother: yeah with lots
me: *laughing my little heart out*
mom: THATS TERRIBLE!!
me: well if he wants to.. let him be!
mom: BUT NOT WITH YOU!
me: Who said he did?!

[Paul M. is baaac...]

Well, I was talking to my mom today and she was particularly pissy about something, and once again put all that anger on me.

So she asked me what I wanted for lunch, and she suggested the really gross buns she bought a while ago, and she knows how much I hate sandwiches. So I said..."uh. What will you put in it..."

She got so pissed for some freaking reason. "You know what, I'm not f**king asking you anything any f**king more, I'll make you something and you'd better f**king eat it. Your brother eats everything without a word, I dont' get what you're complaining about!!!!"

The funny thing is that my brother f**king complained about his WHOLE MEAL the whole PAST WEEK.

I cannot believe she said that.

Ha, happens in my house all the time.

This really dickheaded English dude in my class got bumped into by one of the three black kids in our school and said "Watch out black boy."

Me and the rest of my friends, and the kid (Jordan) were all in shock and very freaked out. Jordan didn't knwo which one of us said it, and said "I'll knock the f**k out af all of ye's until you tell me who said it".

Nobody liked this English kid in the first place, saying that doubled our hatred and then he put his head down and walked away in a panic leaving us standing there being probed by Jordan. Jordan eventually believed us that none of US said it.

We met up with the English kid later and he actually laughed about it. I don't know why people are still talking to him, because I and my friends aren't.

I hate that kid so much (the English kid). What an a-hole.

[Comptine]

I was watching a show with my cousin and my mom. In it, a father said to his son, "You learned to walk way before everyone else. And everything you did after that, you always did it in the smart way..."

Mom: You know, Maxine (me), you learned to walk pretty quickly. How come it seems like you aren't all that smart?

Me:

Cousin:

Me:

[-lana]

My dad said that he doesn't want me to take showers in the morning, because apparently I'm not strong enough. I have to wait until I'm 17/18. I'm thirteen..

o_o

[ParanoidAndroid]

this kid who likes to tease me a lot

me: hey what's up? *as i walk over*
kid: You're ugliness
Me: ....
Kid: Owait my word isn't precise enough to describe how horrifying you look
me: ....

I knew he was playing though...he did it as an april fool's prank on me... and im like, "wtf?"

[vash1530]

me: so what did u do today julie?
julie: i stalked this guy at lunch. I want his cock SO BAD!!!
me:.........
julie:how bout you jeff?
me: .........*slowly walks away*.........

[*lolita kitty*]

Ha, happens in my house all the time.

This really dickheaded English dude in my class got bumped into by one of the three black kids in our school and said  "Watch out black boy."

Me and the rest of my friends, and the kid (Jordan) were all in shock and very freaked out. Jordan didn't knwo which one of us said it, and said "I'll knock the f**k out af all of ye's until you tell me who said it".

Nobody liked this English kid in the first place, saying that doubled our hatred and then he put his head down and walked away in a panic leaving us standing there being probed by Jordan. Jordan eventually believed us that none of US said it.

We met up with the English kid later and he actually laughed about it. I don't know why people are still talking to him, because I and my friends aren't.

I hate that kid so much (the English kid). What an a-hole.

psh.
i hear black people say "watch out white bitch" and "move it white girl" all the time, and yet it never seems to be offensive when said to us.
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and lana, haha, i didnt even get that. strong enough...

[angelrevelation]

loads of racist stuff...

"come on be a good little azn and give me the assignment" that was from my friend too

"what kind of music do you think she listens to?"
"probably multiplication rap or something"
just cuz i'm smarter then them... uggh

[prettixwaste]

At my friend Emmy's neighboorhood.

Me (to everyone there): hello *waves and introduces self*
8 year old girl: ARE YOU ANOREXIC?
me:  no, im not
8 year old girl: OMG YOU COULD PROBABLY SHARE CLOTHES WITH ME, YOU FREAKO HAHAH EAT SOMETHING
me:  (no response)
8 year old girl: and like (keeps talking)
me: *walks away*

that had me so pissed. her older brother (who was 15) and his friends were like cracking up.
I get the skinny thing alot, but the fact that this girl who was 8 said it to me surpsised me.

i wish i could say i look anorexic. besides there stupid.

[fameONE]

I'm hanging out with a woman that I'd like to get involved with and we ran into my ex girlfriend at Malik Rose's restaurant. Being that I haven't talked to my ex in 7 months, this was extremely uncomfortable, but we were civil and all 3 of us sat down for lunch. I get up and go to the bathroom just to clear my head, and I walked in on a hell of a conversation...

"How often did you guys... y'know?"
"Oh, not as often as we should've"
*laughter*
"He won't let me down?"
"Oh Gawd, no. Just wait til he goes down!"

I was awestruck.

[Paul M. is baaac...]

psh.
i hear black people say "watch out white bitch" and "move it white girl" all the time, and yet it never seems to be offensive when said to us.
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and lana, haha, i didnt even get that. strong enough...

So that makes what he did not offencive?

[angel-roh]

I was IN PAIN LIKE CRAZY cause of my stomach pain. And of course, girls understand cause when there are in PERIOD and when they get bad blood. You would know what I went through, right? Well this ones was worse cause it was combining with my anxitey stomach pain. I was in my 4th period. I do peer training for disabled students. And we just came back from the mall. I was pushing this student name Daniel on his wheelchair to lunch. And one of my teacher's workers was there. I couldn't find my 4th period teacher, so I asked her worker if I can go to nurse and she said, "yes, you may" So I went. My blank was speechless while I was walking to nurse. When I went there. My nurse ask me to give her a pass. I forgot to bring one or didn't even thought about it because of THE PAIN I had. My nurse thought I was skipping, she was like "I don't know what you are up to, but I think you are skipping class" SKIPPING CLASS?!?!?!?! How can she say that to me. She can't just say that to me. I never in my life skip a class. I REALLY HATE WHEN SOMEONE JUST SAYING SOMETHING WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ME THAT WELL as if they act like they know me well when they don't. I just cannot believe she said that to me. I HATE HER. SHE SHOULD DIE IN HELL! *(@#*@(*()!@*(!&#*(@&#(@*(#@*$_@(_#@#!

[cLinT_wEStw0oD]

I was IN PAIN LIKE CRAZY cause of my stomach pain. And of course, girls understand cause when there are in PERIOD and when they get bad blood. You would know what I went through, right? Well this ones was worse cause it was combining with my anxitey stomach pain. I was in my 4th period. I do peer training for disabled students. And we just came back from the mall. I was pushing this student name Daniel on his wheelchair to lunch. And one of my teacher's workers was there. I couldn't find my 4th period teacher, so I asked her worker if I can go to nurse and she said, "yes, you may" So I went. My blank was speechless while I was walking to nurse. When I went there. My nurse ask me to give her a pass. I forgot to bring one or didn't even thought about it because of THE PAIN I had. My nurse thought I was skipping, she was like "I don't know what you are up to, but I think you are skipping class" SKIPPING CLASS?!?!?!?! How can she say that to me. She can't just say that to me. I never in my life skip a class. I REALLY HATE WHEN SOMEONE JUST SAYING SOMETHING WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ME THAT WELL as if they act like they know me well when they don't. I just cannot believe she said that to me. I HATE HER. SHE SHOULD DIE IN HELL! *(@#*@(*()!@*(!&#*(@&#(@*(#@*$_@(_#@#!

day-umn! dont f**k with this one...

[AnnahhbeL]

this girl that i hate in my class said this right in front of me:

"OMG, WHY ARE YOU SO SKINNY BITCH? TRYING TO BE LIKE ME? WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY, HUH?"

i was like "F**K YOU, YOU NEEDA GET A LIFE."
and then i dissed her i think. i said that she was a fat whore in front of the whole class. everyone was like "OOOOOO."


i was so frikin pissed that day.