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 Dec 28 2005, 01:00 AM
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i can't remember any of mine but my friend said this two days ago:
we were both facing a ROUGH wind and after like 10 minutes of just talking in the wind. Rachel: hmm... you know what... it's windy. me: 
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Dec 28 2005, 01:19 AM
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 damn, right!  Group: Member Posts: 368 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,547 |
"hmm... so... uh... this thing here is the powerhouse and also the brains of the system? Cool! Like a... um... nucleondrion! (nucleus + mitochondrion)"
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Dec 28 2005, 01:24 AM
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 "my girls rock balenciaga and smoke mad marijuana" Group: Member Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,049 |
i think i asked someone is it raining when it was, and it was obvious. i can be sooo jessica simpson sometimes.
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Dec 28 2005, 01:30 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Tony: Put the bomb on the X.
Eddie: *looks around for the X* "That is not an X, that is a plus sign" |
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Dec 28 2005, 02:53 AM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
well i have alot but this one my friend said...
Me: WHens ur bday? Jay: june 19 Me: OMG my sisters birthday is the exact same as yours! Jay: Cool me: yeah your exactly 7 years older than her Jay: WHAT YOU THINK IM GUNNA HIT ON HER? HAHA yeah. it was funny. =] This happened a few weeks ago on the bus Sana: blah blah blah forgot what she was talking about... Me: Talking to my best friends boyfriend indirectly, more talking to sana WELL GO FIND YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND CUZ HE'S ALREADY GOT ONE..oh....crap.. Myles: oh godd... haha i was actually thinking of my best friend and i meant to say hes already got a girlfriend. 
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Dec 28 2005, 09:08 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Aaron: Look through the window for me....
Eddie: I can't, that window is square, my head is round. |
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Jan 2 2006, 06:40 AM
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 resident smart mouth Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 335,672 |
Mari : how do you do the upside down exclamation point with the alt code again..i forgot.
Shawn & Jose ( both next to me) : why dont you just use a lowercase "i" |
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Jan 2 2006, 10:45 AM
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JULIANA: I can't imagine my parents doing it.
JANE(ME): I don't think my parents ever did it. JULIANA: ... JULIANA: Then how were you born? JANE(ME): Test tube? |
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Jan 2 2006, 09:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 116 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 336,923 |
I say stupid shit all the time.
This past November I was in San Antonio with some friends. Well my friend's brother was at dinner with us. I was having a spaced out moment when he started talking about tall tee's (Long tee shirts basketball players wear.) Then he just looked at me, and i said, "tall tit? umm okay buddy whatever floats your boat". I don't think that is my stupidest, however I can't think of anymore. |
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Jan 2 2006, 11:36 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
well in science a longgg time ago my teacher was talking about some type of chemical reaction and i was like "ohhhhh i know!" so he calls on me and i'm like "NAIL POLISH!!!"
i was completely wrong and i got the special WTF face from everyone.
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Jan 2 2006, 11:40 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
"so you want me to shoot the ball into the hoop?"
(when discussing rules on playing a game of 21.. basketball) |
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Jan 3 2006, 12:33 AM
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潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
i literally have so many stupid questions/phrases its not funny. -.-;;
anyways more recent ones : -we were at a korean bbq for my dads bday..new years Me: OMG THE SHRIMP'S DEAD!! =( -back in 7th grade we were talking about egyp where my ex-friend's from exfriend: i might go back to egypt when im 16 me: how are you going to stay there? there are only camels and pyramids there. seriously..i thought there were only pyramids and camels. T_T same with texas. i seriously thought there were only cactuses and cowboys. eh. -RoomRaiders;MTV geek1: DAMN, your house looks like my house. Oh wait, that is my house.  -just a few minutes ago sister: did you know were eating sinkwater? me: noo, when you cook it the water will evapourate sister: whats that? T_T;; -when i first met my friend, daniel daniel: hey! are you hawaiian? me: no..im chinese... daniel: OMG! im korean! but you look so hawaiian!! i swear he looks just as hawaiian as i do...good times maaan -again with daniel daniel: hey! merry christmas! me: happy holidays!*while he's giving me a hug his friend josh goes..* josh: YEAH! YOU SHOULD SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS! SHE MAY NOT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS! SHE COULD BE LIKE JEWISH OR SOMTHING!! SHE MIGHT CELEBRATE HANUKAH OR KWANZAA!*NOT to be taken offensivlyy (=* yeah it was a funny moment. u had to be there. i swear i have billions more. just dun remember. ill be back. haha |
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Jan 3 2006, 11:34 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
in spanish i asked if they spoke another language in new zealand
and i also asked my english teacher if julius caeser was real or not |
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Jan 3 2006, 11:37 AM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
me: suck my d**k
lol yah... I heard one of my friends say this and it was sooo stupid. Friend: I do have friends, Im smarter then you! how you gon put friends and smartness in the same sentence?? haha |
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Jan 3 2006, 12:03 PM
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 sheryl Group: Member Posts: 120 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,179 |
me: sup
friend: waiting for the shower me: lol why? me: you're going to shower? friend:  me: wait nvm stupid question |
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Jan 3 2006, 03:58 PM
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you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
[talkin about jessica simpson]
me: haha yea well see i knew that buffalo wings weren't real buffalo. because buffalo are extinct, right?? friend: ..... no.
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Jan 3 2006, 04:01 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(DizzyDucky09 @ Dec 27 2005, 8:02 PM) i was out with one of my friends and we were talkin about our eyes and i was like, "wow you do have really big eyes...can u see more?" ...i felt really...really stupid after  nope i can see less |
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Jan 4 2006, 10:42 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
I was in China and I lost some English syntax skills so I ended saying, "Where we are?" instead of "Where are we?"
ooo and once in English class I meant to say spaghetti strap but I ended up saying g-string. =X |
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Jan 4 2006, 10:48 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
the dumbest thing i've said...hmmm
this past break, during the ride to winterhaven resorts, i happened to see a large van parked in front of a house, labeled, "COX DIGITAL CABLE" and i shouted out, "that family works at cox digital cable!" and some obnoxious guy in the back of the bus shouted, "or MAYBE THEY'RE JUST GETTING CABLE INSTALLED, GENIUS!" mmm..it was embarassing, yeah.  har har har. |
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Jan 5 2006, 06:59 AM
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Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
well my friends and i ere on the london underground yesterday, and obviously the station platform is only on one side of the tain. so we pulled up, and i was looking out of the window on the side facing the wall, and i said 'wow, it's REALLY small.'
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Jan 6 2006, 04:44 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
my friend: is this beef?
me: i dno, it might be cow. |
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Jan 6 2006, 05:00 PM
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 music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically Group: Member Posts: 602 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,886 |
I told my friend, "Dang bro, your breath smells like hot paint."
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Jan 6 2006, 08:04 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Best Friend: Shutup Eddie no one likes you...
Me: I like me... |
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Jan 6 2006, 08:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,025 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,051 |
I didn't say this but my friend Katie did and I won't let her live it down.
Me: So hopefully I'll be getting the prosthetic knee surgery next summer Katie: Wait it's going to match your skin tone right? My other friend Kristan: No it's going to be plaid |
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Jan 6 2006, 08:52 PM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
*chattering about places we've been with my girlfriends*
me: yeah, i think out of country, i've only been to taiwan. yvonne: omfg, me too!!! me: wait, are you taiwanese? yvonne: no...... but my parents are!  laura: i'm tired. me: yo tambien! laura: hahaha! wait. were you speaking mandarin? teacher: what do you call a cross between a horse and a donkey? me: A HONKEY!  teacher: no, a mule. me: oh  i knew that!
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